Does anyone have a clue what this is

does anyone have a clue what this is
I found it in my dads drawer randomly
is my dad gay and if so why is he such a fag
that can only take 5 inches

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looks like a dick extender

Its an extendo.
You put it over ur penis and it makes it seem bigger. Also for chicks with over used pussies who wana feel something

It’s a cock sheath, you stick your cock in it to make your dick bigger then add those sensations to the woman’s pussy

its not gay if your mom uses it to fuck your dad

does anyone speak chinese

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I remember once I found a folder called girls on his pc
(but it sounded like cp in my language)
in the end these just were the pictures of
my sisters when they were young
still fapped

>over used pussies
virgin detected

>virgin detected
chad detected

Your dad shouldn't be on trial here. You were going through his shit like a little nigger.

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Over used can also apply to

That's not how vaginas work you tard

nah I was looking for a specific thing that is usually in that place. I didn't search deeply for the thing I was looking for but it was in the open
it's not like he was trying to hide it
I keep my dildos inside my pc case like a normal guy

my dad though is super homophobic and religious
so I doubt that this is a dick extender

It's time to have a talk with your dad on why he would turn his back on god and use such sinful creations. Sex is for procreation and sex toys are a sin

>does anyone speak chinese
A bit yeah

The red text says: [Scarlet Bird/Rosefinch] Crystal Sheath
There's a few different meanings for the first phrase, it's also the name of a Taoist guardian spirit of the south which sounds funny but probably isn't what they meant. It can also refer to a constellation named after the bird but they probably just mean the bird.


That was made in Dongguan. It's 40mm at the large part and 145mm long.
The package only contains 1 item.
The exact address of the company office is listed in Dongguan (a factory city in Guangdong province, north of Shenzhen). Their office is on the 3rd floor, building 2 at 188B, some street.

What were you expecting it to say?

Maybe he confiscated it from your sisters?
Or you don't know him as well as you think you do.

nah there is no way

It's a dog chew toy

Got him?

Is that the box.

Did you watercool those dildos?

yes

watercooling is for fags

>nah there is no way
I promise you, that's what it says.

Well so far dildos so I guess user is ok

NeeHOW pyong yo un maoZY toKU AHNbyet braNYIT fuKAO

It's a dick extender obv
I though everyone knew what they look like

That is military dick armor, protects against cutting weapons/sharp teeth

It's pretty common for holy Jesus Billy boys to not actually be as pure as you think

>is my dad gay
lol this is hilarious

A prothetic penis at that? I thought it was a stretcher!

Maybe it's so that his wife doesn't enjoy sex too much, that could be a path to temptation.
I mean those bumps look like they'd chafe a fuck-load tbh
I know that truck-stop condoms all say "ribbed for her pleasure" but every girl I've ever known that's tried one said they basically hurt a lot.

OP your dad has a small weiner lol

Nigger excuse from a nigger theif

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Thanks to user for translation

My ex had a body count of 40+. When I would finger her she would sometimes say “use two fingers you know I can’t feel one” to which at first I’d respond, “I am using two” but later just ignore that and add a third finger.

I used to not believe in the whole used up thing until her. Still had awesome sex though

I wont phone him just to ask him where the
"calculator" was
I will just quickly check the place it used to be for the last 5 years
fucking low iq retard

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ain't that a sleeve to put on a dick to give more pleausere to ur mother faggot?

Your dads got a small pencil dick kek

Like father like son, might as well start using it when he’s away

when is a penis considered small
if below 5 inches then there is no way

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The proper solution to that would be just not having sex

That never works.
Literally the worst way to prevent teenage pregnancies and STDs is abstinence, the stats are fucking clear.

You retard I'm not talking about teenage pregnancy, or any actual important issue, I'm talking about
>Maybe it's so that his wife doesn't enjoy sex too much, that could be a path to temptation.

And it was just a joke on the silliness of sex only for procreation

Idk my parents don't seem like people that would do it

but who knows maybe they (he) bought it for someone else just for lulz or smth

he buys cheap stuff from ebay all the time
maybe it is just some strange thing that just looks
awfully or maybe he has a small dick what a virgin lmao

do I even speak with him
do I ask him for the thing I was looking for
there is 110% chance he will look there and
I could just stand there and ask him about this
but being me I will probably not do it

Why is it so hard to believe that your parents use sex toys? Let me break it to you, they do. Sex is normal and healthy, so is curiosity. Only speak to him if you want him to feel really awkward and embarrassed

well at least I didn't find a poopsock,
a nigger hiding under the bed
or women clothes he would look like a hon fuck that

nah I would know (hear)
obv I don't mind and I understand people's needs
but who knows maybe I will I record one of those
pornhub vidoes soon
my mom's faking an orgasm whilst getting fucked by small penis dad while I try to play minecraft

They find the time, all parents do.

considering that you were born i would say that he is probably not gay.

Yeah, his mum has huge vagina

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ok I am done
I will just forget all this I guess

Bro it's a cock extender, open the box and see if it's hollow..
>there's no way
Nigga ppl buy sex toys ya fucking dingus

Why the fuck would you want to have a conversation about one of your parents sex toys. Lol

for lulz
I am 90% sure it's not a sex toy

I took a look inside the box and I would not be able to take it all out without someone noticing so
fck it

Damn, it's tiny. Your dad must really have a minuscule dick for that to be the size of his extender

Pretty sure it's a sleeve for your dick if you suffer from erectile dysfunction. It's not a dildo, your dad is not a pervert - just trying to satisfy mum.

what if this is a chastity
and his dick is that big