Hi fam.
So I’ve been seeing a massage therapist for a while now. I work manual labour so maybe twice a week as I get very sore, and we’ve got to know each other a fair bit and have become quite chatty.
Anyway, for my next visit she has offered me what she called a “non sexual penis massage”. I said I’d think about it. But when I got home I became more skepical and was wondering if this is actually a thing and if so, what are the benefits of it?
The benefit is you nut, you dumb mf.
Benefit is someone is touching your dick.
She's offering you a happy ending you doofus. No such thing as non sexual penis massage. Take her up on it and tip her appropriately
Happy ending hand job usually $50 - $80 AUD extra.
So careful if she scam U for more money.
fk yeah, happy ending
If that's real you have to be the dumbest motherfucker ever to even question it
A massage therapist which is an EXPERT with her hands offer you a free "penis massage" so you litteraly have nothing to do and get a expert level hand job for free. And this could go on after that... Wtf go for it omg
No you don’t understand though. She said it wasn’t a happy ending. She said it’s a non sexual penis massage, she emphasised non sexual....
Cum anyways
Just say yes tho? woman touch peepee good
What does she look like, though?
Kek
Just have a non sexual ejaculation all over her non sexual face.
>She said it wasn’t a happy ending. She said it’s a non sexual penis massage,
what's the fkin point then?
Have you ever got an erection while being massaged, and did she say anything at the time?
How is it different from a sexual penis massage?
I can't believe I have to spell it out. This is how she will circumvent any legal issues that could arise. That's it.
Enjoy.
This is professional advice
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listen to this wise user OP, you just have to repeat emphatically that your ejaculation is non-sexual.
Pretty sure she means not sex as non sexual. So no vag involved. Still means hj
Well she can't say "lemme jack you off, bub."
>Works manual labor.
>can afford massages
She just wants to touch your peepee what is wrong with you
Bro wait til you're old enough to get out of your moms basement before posting
why the fuck are you even asking?
just accept the "non-sexual" handjob
this
This is the wisdom you need to go forward.
so does this include non-sexual cumshot or no?
Pasta
moar
She basically wants to blue ball you then sell you the happy ending at a ridiculous price.
Double dubs speak the truth
Ask her to describe it to you. She's probably afraid to call it a happy ending.