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Why are we so good at everything?
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Wir sind halt die Besten meine Kameraden! Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!
German efficiency and hard work.
Long story short:Hitler wasn't wrong
very upset by the loss but i hope you guys do well please beat russia i think we can all agree no one likes russia
I love based Germany
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what a fantastic sporting nation
They have zero chance vs Russia
Pls Germany rule Europe
Doping and Britain not there to stop you.
We always appreciate our German overlords. Please keep saving Europe and the world.
Kanada = kakafart
Kanada = kakafart
Kanada = kakafart
We're with you Germany, to whatever end.
>Please keep saving Europe
>removing European borders
>saving
just like they did with you lot, eh?
Because it's a nation of 80 million people who are tall, athletic, have a high IQ and great sporting facilities
>Winter nation with less medals than us...
hmnnn
**CANADA SUCKERS**
Russia would beat Canada 6-2 at this tournament
To be very good at a sport you need autism. Germans are big autists. Hence they are good at sport.
Damage control
have to be good at something for once
>Why are we so good at everything?
"Christianity split the Germanic barbarian into an upper and a lower half, and enabled him, by repressing the dark side, to domesticate the brighter half and fit it for civilization. But the lower, darker half still awaits redemption and a second spell of domestication. Until then, it will remain associated with the vestiges of the prehistoric age, with the collective unconscious, which is subject to a peculiar and ever-increasing activation. As the Christian view of the world loses its authority, the more menacingly will the “blond beast” be heard prowling about in its underground prison, ready at any moment to burst out with devastating consequences. When this happens in the individual it brings about a psychological revolution, but it can also take a social form.
In my opinion this problem does not exist for the Jews. The Jew already had the culture of the ancient world and on top of that has taken over the culture of the nations amongst whom he dwells. He has two cultures, paradoxical as that may sound. He is domesticated to a higher degree than we are, but he is badly at a loss for that quality in man which roots him to the earth and draws new strength from below. This chthonic quality is found in dangerous concentration in the Germanic peoples… The Jew has too little of this quality–where has he his own earth underfoot?"
Hitler was right
good at migrating to switzerland maybe
Wrong flag
FIFA WORLD CUP
SUMMER OLYMPIC
WINTER OLYMPIC
F1
Hitler is right
>when you aren't sure if the shitskins immigrating as a result of the french cantons' voting results/liberal judges are worse than the other Europeans trying to move in
And we're never going to see that match up, how convenient for you
Truly our worst ally
also Dirk Nowitsky styling all over the basketball "GOAT"
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Wish I was born German desu.
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I'm just glad we didn't lose 7-1...
doping
I for one welcome our new masterrace overlords
Any other lifelong germany fans on Sup Forums? WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE GOLD
hitler was p cringeworthy 2bh
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arjen masterrace
Gonna lose hard in final. Thank you for a great game Canada.
looks like we did it again
Aryan Masterrace Juggernaut rolls on as usual
We are a very goal-orientated people.
Give us a goal and we're going to reach it eventually.
The problem is that we oftentimes don't question the sense of that given goal.
Some failed Austrian artist came to us and told us to murder jews and we just did it, in an unprecedented effective way. But unfortunately at no point did we ask "why tho?"
>so good at everything
Doitsu-kun, you are not good at anime
>we
>what is nazi unethical experiments
we're scientists after all
Too bad you weren't good at world wars.
Good luck against Russia
Just woke up so didn't catch the game but heard it was a good one
yeah i can tell. that's why we stole your scientists, so we won the space race.
>burgers fucking up another thread, as always
Picture any sports, now you have to go against 2+ teams...
there is only one way to defeat germany
pic related
>unfortunately
>we won the space race
>we landed on rock for no reason
Were there Italians there to stop you?
>german hitlerjugend-soldier preparing for his first battle, 1943 coloured
You want a serious answer after 60 shit answers?
Alongside the German football association training reform in the late 1990s and early 2000s which made the Bundesliga top notch and the German national team as well, also the winter sports and some summer sports youth training methods and systems were reformed.
There is literally no other country in the world except maybe Japan and Korea which are more systematic in youth training. And our youth is willing to be trained and work hard.
As a result, we got good sports people. Also, our youth is much more willing to be team players and comrades than e.g. Americans or even Austrians, where individualism is favored over collectivism. But our efficiency, systemic approach and collectivism also provides extremely mentally stable and hard working sports people who end up winning Olympic medals.
That is it. Not sure if it helps. In any event, it is quite pathetic that Norway, a country with 17 times fewer people has more medals than us and Austria, a country with 10 times fewer people has more than half our medal count.
German efficiency:
Production lines
Economy
Ability to wipe out an entire race
who else weeaboo/deutscherboo masterrace here?
>ability to wipe out an entire race
Stay jealous kiwifag.
big if true
anglo genes
Was Jung based or what?
I dunno, you guys usually place top 5 in both Summer and Winter. That's quite good
Is that a He or a She?
>bad at American Football, baseball, cricket, rugby, and basketball
>Mfw german-mexican gf
>Mfw she's blonde and green eyed (best tier)
>Mfw she looks deutscher than the whole "Die Mannschaft" faggots
>Mfw I'm white
>Mfw my childs gonna look Deutschers than you
>Mfw i don't need visa to go to Germany neither does she because of her german passport.
>Mfw I eventually become German
>Mfw I can start rooting for Germany at any sport.
lmao they will be little creaturas
>bad at Rugby
Getting better every week desu
kkkkkkkkk come spent 1 month in rio de janeiro white boi. you dont last 1 weak
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The only country has a good track record of stopping german onslaught in sports is unironically Britain.
>I'm white
>German goes to Rio
>Stays in nice hotel
>Spends week visiting tourists spots
>Reads guide and doesn't do anything stupid
>Has a nice time and goes home
Problem in Germany is though, that football eats away most of the kids who are talented in sports.
Did Sweden and Canada have their NHL players?
Sorry Nassim, but it's true.
2018 is gonna be OUR year. we will sweep away almost a century of shame and defeat. winning against russia in hockey and winning the football WC in russia. perhaps then the pesky little anglos will back the fuck off.
>I'm white
It's a pointless "achievement" since it appears that NHL players don't play in the Olympics.
stop
>Give us a goal and we're going to reach it eventually
ok
don't start massive world wars that kill tens of millions of people for no reason
if they do win, it will helps against Norway in medal race.
Shut the fuck up prieto
been doing that for 70 years
Okay Tlilpotonqui, okay.
>*Kane, Ronaldo, Messi, Pogba, Lukaku blocks your path
It's worse than football olympics.
lol I'm not
pero luego nos cae el meme de creaturas no seas pendejo Manuel
mejor caile al hilo de LigaMx
Germany has spent every waking moment since reunification preparing for WWIII
We wanted that gold desu, but who cares we are on track for record gold medals.
Guess what faggots. No one in Canada cares about this shitty tournament. If you can even call it that. Our A B and C teams are back home playing in the NHL. I don't even think we bothered to televise the game.
Congrats on beating a bunch of part time wheat farmers from Regina, some maple syrup bottlers from Gatineau and some unemployed fishermen from St. Johns.
Go fuck yourselves!
Yeah I agree, but I've been reading Russian boards - they do not seem to care. Olympic gold is Olympic gold and nobody gives a shit in 100y they say. They seem disappointed about missed opportunity to 'crush' Canada
ebin
>t. Sean