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What went wrong?

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he got money so now he was something to lose

He likes anime.

I know it was a joke an all but his segment about the gorilla learning sign language was very misleading. After some research Gorillas that know how to sign are GENUINELY retarded. They know how to say food and nipple. They don't think.

I'll be honest, the concept that he was running with kinda freaked me out. But you can teach an ape signs for things but you can't teach them to think. They are just apes after all.

His new special wasn't great, I think the first 20 minutes were pretty good and then the rest was just filler

He married a turbocunt.
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She was fired from her job as a waitress. That's amazing on its own. But then she treats waitstaff like shit, after her experience as a waitress. Bill calls her out on treating waitstaff like shit, and Nia tries to justify her actions. She's a horrible, spoiled cunt. If Patrice was still around he would have prevented the wedding.

He married a retarded nigger because his dad was racist and he was getting back at him.

youtube.com/watch?v=S8Ho1WWDECM

>FUCK YOU DAD YOU WANT ME TO MARRY A NICE WHITE WOMAN WELL GUESS WHAT I'M MARRYING A CUNTY BLACK BITCH HAHAHA

poor Bill. Only a few more years until Nia qualifies for maximum alimony, then she'll leave, take the kid, and Bill can enter a golden era of standup.

Patrice was righteous but not without fault

He literally watched his girl get fucked by another guy

You should always treat the restaurant staff kindly...unless they're being assholes themselves, which rarely happens.

Patrice was into that shit though. He found out he had diabetes because his girl said his piss tasted sugary. He would go to Brazil and fuck prostitutes with his girlfriend. He would swap his girlfriend with another man's wife. It's because Patrice was such a scoundrel that he would have no problem destroying Bill's relationship if he knew he was best for Bill.

what about koko the gorilla?

You especially don't treat the waitstaff like shit before your food has arrived. Nia has probably ingested a gallon of chef spit throughout the course of her lifetime. And Bill has probably ingested some just from being affiliated with her.

her handler LITERALLY lies about what she's saying.

She is insufferable when she appears on the podcast. Burr fucked himself.

Hey man Ive pissed on a few girls in my day and fucked a few prostitutes but I wont ever justify cucking myself out so that I "don't care about losing her" or whatever logic he used

She was probably the hottest girl he ever had and he just did what it took to keep her

>He found out he had diabetes because his girl said his piss tasted sugary.
Please link me up with that soundbite senpai

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I thought this post was gonna be a joke about Nia

You're way off base here. Patrice was an outright degenerate who was super into swinging and fetish shit. He would go on and on about how he trains his woman to be a "soldier" and go along with all of the wild sexual shit he was into. It was clear that the swinging and such was 100% his idea and that he was the one who ran the relationship.

He got pussy whooped

nah dude he didnt do it for that reason, he was just a cuck

>For example, the host of the show (Patrice O'Neal) says that every man downfall is his own Ego. And that you start fucking up when you believe you are "special" and that the rules and regulations of the Universe doesn't apply to you. He says that every man out there should sit in a comfortable chair in front of their bed and watch a woman they really love and respect get fucked by another man. He argues, watching another man make your wife cum and turn her into his little whore right before your eyes will be the ultimate humbling experience and will allow you to completely let go of your Ego. After that you are no longer are going to put women in pedestals because you will see them for what they are and finally see The Truth. He acknowledges that not every man out there is ready for this type of life lesson, but the ones that do take this "Red Pill" will quickly realize how deep the rabbit hole goes.

you can be wise and a cuckold, theyre not mutually exclusive

patrice had to witness that he was not replaceable to accept it, anyone can accept it without that. its like knowing youll die if you drink bleach, you dont need to experience it to know once you know.

You can't be a part of Hollywood for long and keep the views Bill had. It didn't help either that he decided to shack up with such a shitty woman. Like if he was going to get with a black woman at least hold out for a quality one. Nia is ghetto as fuck and a malicious cunt.
It's disheartening to see. One minute he's being the Bill Burr you love then all of a sudden Nia shows up and he turns into a pussy.

>He found out he had diabetes because his girl said his piss tasted sugary.
Fucking LMAO

It happens sometime during this special. Sorry I don't have a timecode, it's been a while since I've seen this youtube.com/watch?v=SD7WeB3TJZo

Those are the words of a man trying to justify the fact that he's insecure. He thinks by watching his girl get fucked it's going to soften the blow when she does cheat or leave him and it's self defeating bullshit.
I like Patrice but when it came to this subject god damn it made him seem less than and take all the shit he says with a fistful of salt.

Well it sure as shit didn't work for him because Patrice had a huge ego. I love his work, especially the O&A stuff but the man thought he was above the others and also expected all new comedians to kiss his feet.

all new comedians should have kissed his feet. he had the wit and humor to match his ego.

thats cause hes talking shit to justify his insecurity as highlights

patrice had a huge ego and wanted a hot light skinned bitch with big tits and a big ass to be his slut but he was worried she'd leave so he did all kinds of mental gymnastics to justify why cucking himself made sense

he came close to having the holy grail, a 10 black girl who lets you do threesomes and is exclusive with you... but he missed out a few things: 1) she wasnt exclusive with him, 2) she had a kid

>He says that every man out there should sit in a comfortable chair in front of their bed and watch a woman they really love and respect get fucked by another man. He argues, watching another man make your wife cum and turn her into his little whore right before your eyes will be the ultimate humbling experience and will allow you to completely let go of your Ego. After that you are no longer are going to put women in pedestals because you will see them for what they are and finally see The Truth. He acknowledges that not every man out there is ready for this type of life lesson, but the ones that do take this "Red Pill" will quickly realize how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>people unironically worship LE BASED FAT BLACK KEKOLD

was that reply meant for someone else?

Yes, for Patrice has said some questionable shit, didn't really jive with me.

Now I find out he was literally just a fat black cuckold that told other guys to cuck themselves because that's the "redpill".

People worship this fucking dead cuck nigger. Pathetic.

sounds like you got pretty triggered there. what's your obsession with cuckoldry? there are people out there who do all sorts of stuff I don't agree with, but I don't go out of my way to get worked up about it.

how bad is FifF season 2 going to be compared to the first?

The thing about that bit is that the punchline was terrible.

bad, considering that Bill's wife got involved in the writing process

yeah this is pretty right, he couldve been a cocksucker or a crossdresser and it doesnt make anything hes right on wrong

citation plz

I found out he was a cuck when he said Escape From NY was a shitty movie.

>kept woman

so, a house wife?

I'm just experiencing a little shock at the realization he was a literal cuckold who advocated for watching the woman you love get fucked by someone else as some kind of "woke" "redpill" philosophy (courtesy the brainstorming and roundabout logic of a standard-deviation IQ). His other shit I've heard him say I never found particularly insightful or special, he always just seemed like some dumb degenerate nigger to me. So the literal self-cuckoldry on his part makes all of the pathetic faggots I've seen worshiping this man for speaking so much truth and being so "legit" that much more laughable and disgusting in retrospect.

nigga is whoring his girl out to another guy in some dimwitted ape attempt at killing his fucking Ego lmao

>dead dipshit gorilla thought he's a Nietszche of his time over here
>but really he was just a fat diabetic black dude who watched some other dude bust in his gf lmao

alright autist we get it you hate niggers, not everyone can be as cool as you

Alt-right autists somehow got the absurdly false impression that he was one of them, then started whining like a bunch of soggy pussholes when they found out he's a centrist.

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why?

*tips fedora*


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nice analysis fellow redditor

>rants for ages about marriage being a sham, women being cunts, pitbulls being gr8, gold digging, etc.
>buckles to pressure of age and time and marries some cunt
>can't even do it right and find a white woman, settles for an entitled feminist negro who gets fired from her garbage job and takes up her place suckling at his comedian money teat
>"gives away" his beloved shitbull because his black feminist wife is pregnant and the mongrel might be in danger with the dog hanging around
He fucked himself, sounds like he would have been better off with the "alt-right autists".

he's going to be ten times as fucked in 5-10 years when his wife and son (who looks nothing like him) are off living on their own collecting a fat check

This. I was kind of into it and then he just goes AH I DONT KNOW HOW TO END THIS JOKE LOL PEOPLE FROM TEXAS LAUGHED THOUGH LOL

Keeping a pitbull in the house when you have a baby is absolutely retarded. If any pitbull apologist wants to disagree with me on this point please save your (you)s and argue with your killing machine of a dog instead.

I was going to correct you by saying that Bill has a daughter, and not a son, but Nia will warp their daughter's mind and get her a gender reassignment surgery for her 7th birthday in an attempt to land a reality tv show. so technically you're correct.

I feel like such a garbage human being for hoping bill gets ultra fucked just so I can get another laugh filled special to make me forget about my own shit life for a bit.

Patrice died.

correct and succinct answer, Iceman

you can take away his house, his cartoon show and other shit, which you couldn't before. he often talked about how he doesn't give a shit about people's opinions and feelings, because they can't do anything to him(I'm already doing stand up at malls, that's normally the punishment for others), now they can.

Yes. Before Bill was a very frugal yet successful comedian. He drove a Prius for years. He saved money at every opportunity. Now he's married to a golddigger and Bill has been manipulated into living like an A-list celebrity. And he has to maintain that lifestyle. And since he's maintaining that lifestyle for Nia she will get a level of alimony reflecting that lifestyle.

Of everyone on planet Earth, Bill is the most fucked.

It was pretty fucking obvious he'd lost it when he showed up to Joe Rogan's podcast to promo his new special. He was looking uncomfortable in a trendy leather jacket that his wife clearly chose for him (but that he paid with his own money probably) and waxing on and on about how "I just can't imagine leaving her, and I thought Well that's really what love is" and "I guess I really have found the one". Apparently they've been together for ever too, 10 years, go figure.

This asshole used to have hours of material about his overreactions to little shit in his life. He'd make you cry laughing just by telling small anecdotes about his dog, or how he'd fall into the YouTube rabbithole, or how he had developed techniques to deflect a mad girl's attacks the morning after. And now he pulls out 40-minutes long Hitler jokes and a gorilla joke he can't even finish? Get the fuck out of here.

>He was looking uncomfortable in a trendy leather jacket that his wife clearly chose for him (but that he paid with his own money probably)
Fuck this is too real kek.

>still haven't pissed on a girl
am I missing out phams?

reminder that Bill was talking about stopping at Target to buy his wife a Christmas gift and she snapped on him because she thought she deserved better than Target

Link?

>koko the gorilla cries and expresses loss over her kitten getting squashed by a car
>dumb faggot on an anime website calls gorillas 'retarded' because they use their communication skills with humans to address their primary needs

You know that you clearly aren't exactly a deep thinker yourself?

>Bill "its about time you call her a cunt" Burr

traffic.libsyn.com/billburr/TAMMP_12-22-16.mp3?dest-id=102121
starts at 8:55

Yeah man, it's like cumming in a chick's hair but on a whole other level. You know she spends hours every day thinking about her fucking hair but she's so worthless that you come in the shit anyways. And you tell her you love her afterwards kek.
Now imagine that feeling but not just her her hair, throw her clothes and her whole face in the mix. It's an absolute lack of respect but they like it so who am I to judge.

you piss on her in your shower or hers. because she spends that time on her hands and knees the shower floor becomes her new home. do this enough and you'll notice your woman cleaning your shower because she won't want to lay down on a gross floor while piss rains down on her

>makes a little "women yammering" joke
>"I don't want to be on this podcast anymore because I don't like your attitude"
>he immediately slides into some cucky awkward apology
>that "FROM TARGET!?"
>he tries to come back at her and ends up with "I'm an asshole t-too"

Rich kids either grow up to be total cucks or sociopaths.

He was poor as shit.

What on earth does this have to do with bill burr?

the rest of that podcast is Bill trying to make Nia laugh to make up for that yammering remark

he means Nia

His father was a dentist with his own office. He had an easy life, that's why he believes white privilege is real.

Suddenly his marriage makes sense.

I don't fucking understand how he could become exactly the type of guy he used to make so much fun of. Comically sad.

His best bit was the old man face

Bill's father was a dentist with his own office in the Boston suburb from the 1950's to the 1990's. One of the major crime organizations in Boston is the Irish Mob. It's common knowledge that mafia goons would go to veterinary clinics and dental offices for mob-related emergencies aka gunshots and stabbings. It's also common knowledge that the Irish would stick to Irish owned businesses, Italians would stick to Irish owned businesses, etc. And it's also common knowledge that Billy Redface worked with his father at his dental office back when he had a full head of red hair.

It's almost guaranteed that Bill's father operated on mobsters, after hours, from time to time. Then consider that almost every bar and club was owned by the mob back when Bill was getting into comedy. Bill has gone on record numerous times saying how difficult it was to get stage time when he was unknown. He said he would approach a club manager, say his name, and the manager would interrupt him saying "I've already got enough white guys". Then somehow Bill managed to get stage time.

Bill's family has always known that Bill wanted a career in comedy. I strongly believe that Bill's dad spoke to someone in the Irish Mob to cash in a favor so that his son could get some stage time.

Watched his new special the other day
>Drumpf
>McDonalds trying to be healthy? Haha wtf just be yourself dude!
>Yo guys remember Hitler? Haha
>Now I'm not racist but imagine if Kanye West's ego landed in a guy who could actually achieve something
>LIKE HITLER, REMEMBER HIM? HAHA
>Now here's a real redpill: Communists killed more people than Hitler, but they don't seem to matter... why is that? Hmmm really makes me think.
>Need to lower population rehash. But the cruise thing was decent. But then he brings up Nazis AGAIN
>Gorillas are so smart bro jamie pull that up
>You thought I was done with gorillas? Here's a story and then the gorilla learned to use guns bro, and then bro he... Haha I don't know where I'm going with this!
>Stealing Patrice's joke about how you'd love your woman so much more if she just brought you a sandwich and silently gtfo when you want to be alone

I'm still butthurt. I wonder if he knows he's lost it, and if that puts even more pressure on him.

Or maybe he was just funny you dumb fuck

Hell's in his forties and just making it big now

>Netflix """"special""""
>ez dosh
>????
>more dosh for m-Nia

When I realized Bill's stand-up is basically just an agglomeration of shit he's thought up on the podcast and in interviews I stopped enjoying as much anyway.

>Or maybe he was just funny
not when Bill was first starting out. During his first set/routine he would bring out the mask that his dad would use to gas people for oral surgeries and say "isn't that wierd". And then he'd leave it on for the remainder of the set. Then months later he decided to cut the mask from his set, and he brought it up to some comedians he knew and they acted relieved. Bill could see in retrospect how awful his first set was based on the other comedian's reactions to the mask gag.

Yeah it was real special alright

I never really got into his podcast. Doubt it's worth it anymore. Before his humor felt personal, now any schmuck can think up those lowbrow jokes. Hitler and Drumpf, downright genius.

>the mask
FOR YOU

you thought i would just let this slide... heh... nice try, kid

sweet sons of fuck, I wouldn't believe a summary of that video without having heard it for myself. what a cunt.

SMOKIN

hahahah Jim Cary was great in that

kek this, and you know that's how he's gonna end up

>that greentext
lol even from the grave patrice is still making me laugh my ass off

when you marry a liberal cunt, you're now living with someone that will censor and correct everything you say with various methods of bullying.

Eventually you just get trained to watch what you say, and then you stop being funny.

it's weird how he's the only guy who sees anything in her. i've not heard anything positive about the cunt ever since the moment he brought her on his podcast
she's not likeable, funny, interesting, insightful, or even pretty...
but he's mesmerized by the cunt

>Daily reminder that if a women has a strong male figure in their life they will adopt their beliefs and attitudes
Does Nia's attitude confirm Bill is a complete cuck when the cameras aren't rolling or that he's a strong male figure but he has liberal cuck beliefs?

>material about his overreactions to little shit in his life. He'd make you cry laughing just by telling small anecdotes about his dog, or how he'd fall into the YouTube rabbithole

This is about 70% of his new special. Seems like the people who complain about it didn't watch or are fat fucks who got ripped on for 20 minutes.

sheboons aren't women.

he's more afraid of being alone than being in a shitty relationship

so he married a cunt

But Bill said that his pitbull was different. Not all pitbulls and all that.

Care to refresh my memory? Cause this guy summed the whole thing up pretty well

I maintain that balding is to blame. He claims he just buzzed it and didn't care but deep down something died inside him. As a balding man I can guarantee that.

Sounds like you're an insecure babby

Comedians are funny in an inverse proportion to how often they're getting laid.

The best comedians are always the guys that can never get any. Normies can never make decent comedians. And women who 99% of the time can get laid when they want, are only funny 1% of the time, which is when they're ugly and they've gotten over it (ie. Joan Rivers, Roseanne (in small doses) or that blonde chick that talked like a man who had a sitcom and fucked it up by being constantly drunk).

wife and kid

You now remember 'Is It Racist?'

>spends entire career pointing out how marriage is a bad idea
>gets married