Rete my ballbag

Rete my ballbag

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Could go bungie jumping with that thing

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

What have you been doing with it to make it look like that?

Heavy on the bag

that could prolly safe someone from freezing to death

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Dude how much arby’s do you eat?

Can it sniff bombs?

Does it keep you warm when you walk into cold water?

Would a jewish man cut it off instead of the foreskin?

Charles Darwin would theorize that your fucking sac would be used to shelter your children in harsh winters

I never thought i would see a suicidal ballsac

Is your dick upside down? I just fucking noticed i was so distracted by your ballsac that looks like every used milfs cooch

it's the blessed ball bag of nazareth

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It folds underneath into itself
>So much mass of skin that it creates gravitational forces/10

Could choke a cheap prostitute like a piano wire/10

Every woman on earth would be tricked into disappointment by mistake from thinking that bulge was more than just what happens when your dick was capable of the triple chin

Has a scientist looked at it yet?

The fucking dick is trying to retreat from its hellish reality of being next to a ballsac that ate what inches would have been of your shaft

Your ballsac proved evolution failed

i think it's the result of scientific experiments gone wrong

I could be doing anything during this day other than roasting this guys sac but its so unbelievably wrong that it would be a crime to ignore this opportunity

You could save a burn victim who had 90% of their skin damaged by donating a fraction of this sac

i'm doing 3 other things while I also roast this guy's ball bag. it's 2020 user. don't restrain your possibilities.

*5 burn victims.

Will it sing the California Raisins song for me?

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There is just too much sac i cannot

I think i see my dead grandfather in the wrinkles

Post video of you jumping out of a plane and using your sack as one of those flying suits.

ITT a dude who has more sack than adam sandler makes bad movies and a bunch of troglodytes question the existence of a god due to the unnatural anomaly that is OP

Post pics of you wearing it like a mitt

Awesome ball bag, OP. A+, 10 out of 10.

My fucking dog could explode and i would still be more focused on what went wrong in your genetics

He has so much bag that he could take every testical cancer patient’s missing ball

The chances you get a micro penis and so much sack that you will never be shy of skin for a graft ceases to amaze me

“Today in the twilight zone is a man with a horse sac but a less than average body”

Any mathematicians here who can count these folds? I cannot powerstack

What are the chances your post number is the square inches of skin on your balls

This fjcking thread has me kekingso hard

Hold on, I recognize this ballsack

>inb4 phone poster hurr durr
I don't care

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you should delete your phone

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>I recognize this ballsack
Atleast it wasn't a personal recognition.
"I saw it in a porno once in 1996"

Is this the second coming of jesus? Is this fucking YAHWEI TELLING US OF END TIMES? This sack would have got buddha hooked on meth and made Muhammed stop fucking kids and would have cured tom cruise before he was replaced by a reptilian humanoid! EVEN then they would have left this planet due to the sheer destruction of when this guy’s balls hitting the toilet as he took a shit. He probably is a regular at bed bath and beyond and gets a employee discount

Looks like all the skin that was meant to go on a monster dong went straight to your sack instead

nah I like the weird stuff I collected over the years.

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>some dude in a different part of the world recognized this ballsack
My sides are lost because he is from some Scandinavian country too

Somebody save this thread so 12 year olds in years to come witness this unholy moment

It looks like it would teach me to use the force.

>saving a picture of some dude’s sac
“Yeah guy’s just some weird stuff i collected haha, it’s just funny bro I swear im not gay! Also im from sweden or some shit” not only did you have that ballsac saved on your phone but you also recognized it from memory

'allelujah

Health and safety probably has a “do not put over face” warning label on it

>who can be knocking?! At this ungodly hour?? Hold on, let me put on my robe...

>so legendary people across the globe recognize it and come together to celebrate in awe of it

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Seriously OP was your dick always upside down or is this just because the weight of your skin?

here have a little something that is fitting for the balls from my collection

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>I'm ready to settle down user

lmao perfect

I was so distracted by that sack that i didnt realize this foreign guy with car porn and animals balls saved on his phone

Let’s take a moment to acknowledge a poor man out there has a smaller dick than a vagina, lets have a moment of silence for all those asian men

Just imagine these 2 being a couple

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I remember this too

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I picture Robin Williams in the movie flubber

Will we ever see him again or was the second coming of christ not going to have a third?

kek

Is this what happens when you stay on a rollercoaster all day without a break?