JUST

JUST

Cute

CUTE

Have you though about my carrot today?

And scho on.

>all that hair
>JUST

Dafuq happened to Bill Pullman??

A cute

omg people get old? i didn't knew that

>mfw I give my girlfriend all her STDs
>blame her and call her a slut
>she kills herself
>I "act" like I'm sad at her funeral

anyone have the screenshot of the text conversation?

Kek.

What's the real story here?

Gotcha

I don't know whether to believe this is real or not

why did he get old so quickly? wtf

i don't get it

That's more about a guy that can't handle intimacy.

He died

>at your girlfriend's funeral
>cracking bawdy jokes and hitting on the women who are trying their best to keep a straight face out of respect
/ourguy/

Why no timestamps? That's perfectly acceptable if there's a gap there. Even if there wasn't a gap there, who cares?

get out of here jim carrey

he thought of a funny joke and is trying to suppress his smile

He's an anti-vaxxer so it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that he looks like shit

>So I says to her I says "Have you thought about my cock today?" and the she says, get this, she says "eurrruaggghurrhggggh" because the dumb bitch killed herself! Hahahahah btw don't vaccinate that child.

top fucking kek

Fun fact: Jim Carrey is a member of a cult called trancendental meditation.

note the guy calling it a "cult" to invalidate and ridicule it

nah, the bunny looks fine.

isn't david lynch and jerry seinfeld a member of TM?

i actually kind of like transcendental it makes me relax sometimes when i repeat the mantra "happiness is being; being is happiness"

now i know they want you to pay for all those gay classes for your own unique mantra but that was the mantra the guy who came up with TM

anyone have any thoughts i never see anyone talk about it ?

It's not a cult but it is a bit of a scam. You don't need to pay somebody reguarly to learn how to do mantra based meditation.

...

>TM
it's just regular meditation.
you pay something like $2000 for one session, up to 3 sessions, then they give you a secret mantra. you can tell others, but you should keep it to yourself

I may have gotten the numbers wrong, but the gist is there. they may have also changed the flow chart.