His hearty, thick log of shit entering your throat
His hearty, thick log of shit entering your throat
Landon Foster
Jordan Anderson
Eustace on suicide watch
Kevin White
Kek i think hes back in 72 hr hold
Jack Rivera
Logan Morris
His weekly routine
Jaxon Lee
He better start sucking
Jaxon Scott
Ayden Baker
Nolan Hernandez
Stinky ass meal food
Jaxon Gray
Colton Jackson
Hudson Morales
Plop
Kevin Flores
Ok, now that’s hot
Brandon Gomez
whats the story to this?
new fag i know
Carson Scott
You have to be mature to understand
Cooper Ramirez
Nathaniel Hall
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Sixx’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
Carson Scott
Lets just say there's a certain goth screamo band you may want to steer clear of if you don't want to end up with a steaming hot mudpie in your fucking throat
Jayden Jackson
Juan Sanders
I want to be his personal bidet
Xavier Perry
Prrt
Juan Jones
>inb4 eustace finds this thread and has a spaz attack