>things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend
Evan Sanders
Liam Foster
I love you.
Elijah Taylor
its bright
Josiah Taylor
10 points for dubs, user
Ian Perry
I have one.
Justin Parker
fpbp
Gabriel Gomez
>Sup Forumss grad quote if it were a person
Logan Allen
It does what I tell it to
Benjamin Edwards
I can pick it up.
Connor Brooks
10 years old...Time to replace!
Aiden Kelly
Actually makes me cum
Dylan Morris
Its hot
Jordan Richardson
You are actually useful and have a positive influence in my life
Robert Williams
Amateur porn or gore?
Jonathan Lopez
I have lots of big ones
Luke Allen
You smell like fuckin shit
Jose Taylor
She runs as well as the day I got her!
Justin Brooks
Slim and light weight. low maintenance.
Kayden James
Made in China
Joshua Cruz
When she gets too hot she shuts down
Brayden Hall
I love you, computer
Landon Brown
I just can't get it turned on!
James Bailey
Accepts floppy disks (I really need to upgrade)
Parker Davis
That's not what your neighbor says
Caleb Morales
Menstrual cunt
Grayson Hughes
Took the old one to the landfill
Daniel Roberts
It's got a lot of mal and bloatware, gonna hafta reformat it
Ayden Watson
I'm going to part this one out and buy a new one.
Jacob Flores
Yeah i replaced all her insides now she doesnt work.
Nathan Howard
Took it to Lichtenstein on a business trip and had a great time
Hudson Miller
Has half an ounce of cocaine hidden inside.