>things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend
I love you.
its bright
10 points for dubs, user
I have one.
fpbp
>Sup Forumss grad quote if it were a person
It does what I tell it to
I can pick it up.
10 years old...Time to replace!
Actually makes me cum
Its hot
You are actually useful and have a positive influence in my life
Amateur porn or gore?
I have lots of big ones
You smell like fuckin shit
She runs as well as the day I got her!
Slim and light weight. low maintenance.
Made in China
When she gets too hot she shuts down
I love you, computer
I just can't get it turned on!
Accepts floppy disks (I really need to upgrade)
That's not what your neighbor says
Menstrual cunt
Took the old one to the landfill
It's got a lot of mal and bloatware, gonna hafta reformat it
I'm going to part this one out and buy a new one.
Yeah i replaced all her insides now she doesnt work.
Took it to Lichtenstein on a business trip and had a great time
Has half an ounce of cocaine hidden inside.