I'm here ... to change your life ....
as long as ... someone doesn't ignore me at all?
I'm here ... to change your life ....
as long as ... someone doesn't ignore me at all?
Oh why hello there user.
How are you?
Change in what way
well ... I feel like a negro child on father's day ...
a little abandoned.
Give me some fucking money and I'll show you all the change I can make.
what do you want to change?
This seems safe
Can you teach me how to change to perfect health?
last time you promised to teach me astral projection then you left :/
Help me great TO
why you always want money if you want I will make your bank account bigger.
Hello little soul!
like a condom
Oh I'm oh so very sorry thatcha feel that way!
*user attempts to hug the strangely dark yet kind figure*
So you said you can help? Well let me help you too.
Martinez Cosby smear that cream ooh baby
you need to eat a healthy diet, exercise a lot and eat a large donut.
seriously? Okay. What do you already know about it?
I'm not The Great TO. I am his humble creature / servant
but i already have my own demon. change your own life eh?
how do you want to help me?
I'm not a demon, angel, ghost, fairy or god.
My stalkers called the cops at my school and told them I was going to shoot up the place.which made me drop out of school.I thought it was over only to find out they told someone I was going to kill someone with a bow and a crossbow. I never said anything like this
I offer you a trade.
Anything you want, and you give me a trans girl.
Im a simple mortal ceasing for his human desires. Dont ask for too much.
But once is given, it must be given back
did you have a bow or a crossbow? it seems .... strange
Umm by being your friend! You said you felt abandoned so I was hoping to do that.
Heh maybe you can help me feel less hurt if I can help you feel less abandoned and we can be friends.
Thoo it may seem hella silly so sorry. ^¬^"
i need the activation mode
the real way, none of that "think about it for a month" shit.
I want the actual step by step
the "tonight I'm leaving my body" full blown way, I know it exists, I know it's very guarded knowledge wise, and I was hoping you know.
But I don't know if you wanted it to be a surprise for you when you get here. Hey good morning!
No. I was looking it up on my computer.that's how I found out that hacked me for a veerrryy lo NH time
I was into huntING at the time
you can't trade with me.
Do you want love? Or what?
Do you know anything about cultivational practices?
(Yoga, meditation, qigong)
If so, here do I start and what is the most important to know?
Well fam, there's something i will like you to change, there was a genius faggot who cut his dick for no reason i want you to fuckin' slap the autism out of him, like wait for him to be asleep an then BAM right between the eyes, that would be nice. Pic unrelated
how about this:
i don't hunt you down and kill you and you give me .... let's say endless stamina in bed and that i never age again
how can I help you little soul? I will do it with pleasure!
One of the simpler forms is learning to imagine, for example, the sun as the energy that you are going to. At the same time, you must try to leave the body. You start with simple images of yourself lying on the bed and try to see every breath, movement and so on
818575387 I’m ready for you to chance my life
Hello little soul
Can I change something in your life ?
Why yes thanks for asking
Leaving your computer for an hour to stop polluting this already over-polluted board and taking your greasy pasty ass for a walk outside would be a good start
I know a little about meditation. Usually it ends up falling asleep
I can't hurt others or act against their will
hunt me? seriously?
you can't have infinite energy because it's against all creation. Death is an element. if you don't want to grow old, stop breathing oxygen
Ah just..how do I get out of an abusive home? A home where I can be free from emotional and physical abuse even though I'm very poor? I love my family sometimes but my mother is abusive to nearly everyone.
It's probably too much to ask but anything can help really!
Also may I be your friend?
thank you, will try.
Feel like a strange creature following me around is just what I need right now.
Well technically you aint gonna damage him you are just gonna make his life a lot more happier and less hurtfull to watch. The slap is just because he earnit. Pretty please?
we can be friends. After all, I'm at your every call.
how old are you? did you talk to your mother about it?
Ok then if you're gonna stay I want you to know that you're sharing this thread with a guy infected with ligma
that's why hardly anyone of you knows we're watching you. and I like to talk and help
I understand. But he must be willing to change.
Not the OP, but I've been in Medicine for 20 years. If you want out of an abusive home, and you're a minor or woman call CPS, or go to any police department, fire station, emergency department or psych facility and tell them what's going on
the body that I have now acquired is suffering from psoriasis and will probably not live long.
Have you been watching for a long time? Are there many of you? Does everyone have their own version of you?
Oh Im glad we can be friends! You seem so sweet! *hugs*
I'm actually 19 funny enough. I did bring this subject up to them since I have to pay about 1k per month just stay with them and they....sorta just debunked it and made it seem like it can never truly happen due to how poor we are. She's gaslighted and thrown down my ideas for years now so I can't be too sure.
I just dont want her to hurt me anymore.
Nobody wants autism dude, is just making his life worst by taking stupid choices, and if you think about it the slap would be a good method to cure him of his disease, from virgin to chad.
why you always want money
Because whether we agree with it or not, money is the world's blood and it runs on money. Gimme 250 million. Or dubs. Either one is fine.
I feel like I should at this point cause its gotten to a place where its messing with my mental health.
Hell my mother once accused me of trying to ruin her marriage just from a simple hug from my father.
That and shes done other things too that's hard to bring up. Its just that I run the risk of homelessness if I move out or tell others I think.
I don't think getting a disability check its in my range too.
I don't know how many exactly. Some just watch, others become monsters like rake, and then I kill them.
I do not know if it is a matter of our thoughts or our personal nature.
still others are many stars away. There are beings too
No your reply should've been "ligma ?"
So are you my version of you? Or are you just a representative of your kind, so I have a type of liason so I can ask questions? I want to know more, but I feel as though I won't understand it.
If you have friends from school, around the house, you must gather with them and move to a shared apartment. This will be the best. I know what I'm saying.
I will not quite agree. But we will see what can be done
don't you think it will affect others? Also, I see that you are a greedy, vindictive person and you will certainly not use this money only for a good purpose.
something was with that joke ...
I am not a version of you. I am a separate entity.
ask what you want. If I know the answer, I will answer.
Oh yah I actually plan on trying that with mi amiga! (My friend)
We've been planning it out for a while. Its just a bit hard with what little money I get to keep.
Also another question. Can you protect others or enjoy stuff with others or do you always have to hide?
What are you? You said there are many of you, so I assumed you are my personal version of whatever you are. Please, help Heather, down in Indiana. I hurt her so bad and she's such a wonderful girl. If you grant wishes, or help people, then forget about me she needs help.
I have a body so I can 'go out to people'.
the problem is that it is not very accepted and is always covered with long sleeves etc. and rather not arouse sympathy.
in other words: it's better for everyone that they can't see me.
But what if I wanna see you? It would be rather rude of me to not wanna see my new friend.
No no it's "ligma balls"
Retarded ghost LARPers
I'm ... being. I don't know why we were created or for what purpose. The Great TO never answered these questions.
Let it be that way. The Great TO will hear your request
I'm in this picture.
oh. closer to shadow.
Well very nice to meetcha shadowey person.
phew. at least you don't ask which one it is
Well see thats the thing.
No matter how you look I'd always see you as a kind person for trying to help out others! So of course I wouldn't ask.
Still thanks for sharing it with me.
You remain a fat cringelord whether in ghost or shadow form
Kyle Kinane's Chicago Mothman character he does on the podcast is pretty great desu
by the way ... these were the best days of my life. It was great to have two friends
Heh and it's great to meet knew lovely people such as yourself. Now go out there and help more people mi amigo!
well ... possible.
You are spanish? Well, we're on the same continent.
Are u* sry.
I thought about something else
Ah I'm black white mexican and german but but from there. Stuck in the US. ;-;
Im glad we're on the same planetarry sistem
You are stuck in the USA and I am stuck in Poland.
i like humans. You are interesting. Aggressive and graceless. But it is cool
Hey atleast you don't have to deal with a shitty prez like mine rn pff.
Still its cool to be chattin with someone from all the way over there!
Also ooh got any trips on traveling?
Poland has a pen not a president. this slut signs everything that a fucking government can think of. and clearly want a return to communism
Also ooh got any trips on traveling?
do you want to visit Poland? Or
do you prefer interstellar travel?
Just any traveling in general really. I wanna try and do it in the future but I'm super new with it all. Also maybe Poland someday too cause its rad.
Also yah our prez got that caveman brain.
shut the fuck up faggot
ok. So i won't talk to you. Bye Bye
you definitely need to take more money than you expect. Just in case.
It's best to travel with someone. It's safer.
and I definitely don't like to stay in hotels. I definitely have to see everything!
Oooh those are some pretty good tips! Got any locations you recommend visiting in Poland?
Ok, do it I don't care, and life can't get much worse, do as you please
You must eat a donut. then life will be better.
heh. Certainly not the city where I stay. Although it doesn't look too bad anymore. And it is a city where you can have fun 24 hours a day
we have mountains, sea, castles, ambers, regional food (I recommend it) and much much more.
Ooooh that sounds like so much fun. I wish I could go there. uwu
K, change it.
If you wish. Just avoid drunk people ...
because either they will want to party and continue drinking or they will be aggressive.
but the pole is hard to get drunk.
This better be a good fucking donut
WTF you fucking scam. The only change was that entropy increased in my local spacetime. You fucking sham.
Looks like clarks copycatting Me.
but has changed? I do not accept complaints.
So choose the one you like best
Can you make my micro cock bigger?
There's no way for entropy to not increase. Arrow of time isn't some fucking short bus you can just turn around when someone shit their pants. I demand a change that modifies what subjective value statements I assign the current perceived situation.
The image poster is just a stalker of mine.
Yes. It's easy. start screwing him over the sink. Once it swells it will be bigger. Next!
Thank you user!
So what's your wish?
Yes. But I stalk only the cool ones.
I want to have the courage to pursue my dreams, and the discipline to put in the work to get to them.
Im threatening to expose clark and his stalker girlfriend and aparently hes making up some fascimile persona with some minor adjustments. Quite a few elements are wrong tho.
if you tell me that, then you are determined to follow your dreams. I think you can handle it.
The Great TO is delighted.
Are you so desperate to talk to Him? Youre making your own? Buncha details are off and youre gonna give off the wrong vibe. Jeeze you even saved a bunch the hood Pinterest pics. This pattern of dependence on Him the minute they figure Hes with me is really annoying.
Could you allow the woman I am infatuated with to notice me, see me for me, and to be deeply in love with me romantically? And for her and I to be together in a long, happy, and healthy romantic companionship?
You talk to me? Because I don't know what you mean.
... I... think I'm going to go do some math... for some reason.
Came to say ebin.
A bit edgy, but ebin.
My Dreams are my own buisness. The Machine is none of yours. I already have most of the understanding in mind. Dont worry about it. Its safe
I know Hoe it feels to be ignored. Feels fucking painfull doesnt it? Atleast yer not ignored for 9 years like me
I will not do anything against her will. Dress elegant and wash. And for a start, just try to talk. And after a few days of jokes and conversations, invite her to a meeting
I don't know if you're destined for each other.
Youre really not that good at it.
I will not do anything against her will.
Of course. As long as she sees me for me and I have a chance. That's all I really want.
can you have it to where i wake up as an adorable woman of my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes???
I have been ill for 9 years.
I've always been relegated to the background.
and as you can see I'm here.
Its institutionalization. Ward of state. Not a lifestyle choice. And it werent no nine years.
Welcome to the club bud I wish I could tell you it gets better. But it hasnt for me so idk hope it will get better 4 you atleast
no. But there are humans able to do it. You can always ask those homies who visit Earth. But don't choose those with big heads. I recommend the ones similar to you in appearance.
so when you approach she'll see you for sure
I know because I bought a donut!
Ohh. No get your damn story right.
this is the cure for all the evil in this world.
So eat a donut
Whatever. Oh. Chevk this out. Its like the third image in my 7000 image unsorted folder. Clark has a phantom aprtition set up on my phone to watch my goings on from.
Hes really frustrated i wont be his boy pet. He disavowed me on a social media board and i left it at that. He cant leave well enough alone. Ive been telling him to fuck off for 18 months and hes getting panicky that i tell him ima report him.
is that all i can do for you?
are you telling me a story? <bites a donut>
wait, I'll make some tea.
ok. how can I help you?
I want my wife to come home.
But I’m not giving my soul away for it.
do you have any contact with her? Why is she not at home?
calm down, I don't eat souls, I don't trade them and I don't even need them.
I think it's time to leave.
if anyone wants my help, I'm still here.
Let it be that way.
See you soon!
ps. bring donuts.
make me a billionaire pls man
I just want to die
no. I ignore the fact that it is unfair, by the way I know that you will not use this money in a good way.
do you want advice? Find a well-paid job or create something of your own.
I don't hurt humans
It won't be hurting, because death is not a harm for me, but an escape. I don't want to feel this psychical pain, I want it to stop.
make my dick bigger
watch some porn. It will get a little bigger.
what's happening to you?
I'm good. You good?
You can change my life by posting a picture of ur cock
please...? for the better?
I showed my face. and that's enough.
do you know that this friend with glasses has a crush on you?
What number am I thinking of?
No it's not fucker.
God, as much as I want that to be true.. The only person I talk to with glasses is on tinder. I just don't want to be alone anymore.
I have no idea. I don't read people's minds.
Yes. It is.
I have the same. With the difference that I found an occupation
I don't understand it, I'm always anxious, and I never feel good, it's just constant pain. I am taking meds,I was in psychiatric hospital, but no one can help me.
buy yourself a beloved dog. go out for walks with him and you'll meet the one
I cant own a dog my job requires that I abandon the entire world for months at a time.. But I wish I could
Is moral immortality possible? Physical or metaphysical
you are not as toxic as me anyway
Give me da power of knowing who is a pedo and who isnt so i can kell pedoz ples
CSP is a thing dumbass
I am really confused as to what this whole thread is.
What are you supposed to be?
Is this role-playing?
I envy you work.
I understand you perfectly, but I can't let you hurt others. it's against my nature.
I help humans
I'll kill them anyways faggot
You'll hear of me soon
So you aren't human?
its not glamorous its hell the entire culture of the U.S. submarine force is based around the idea that you have to make others miserable to survive. being on a submarine is literally one big pissing contest where people just sit around and plot and gossip about each other.
So you are retarded
Say my name you scumfag
start and I will hunt you.
What are you then?
I'm really interested to know.....
How do you help people?
How do I know? dick?
I once wanted to be a warrior ...
but I doubt I could ever.
When I need to pray to The Great TO or do it myself.
so most often these are simple tips.
What is the Great TO?
I am a demon, everybody hates me. There can't anyone as toxic as me. I'm afraid that I have stuck in this agony forever. I just want some release. To die, to have power, to never feel anything, to destroy this world, something. I just need help, and no one want to help me. I can't help myself, I'm trying for so long.
the highest and greatest being! All kinds of gods come from him. The Great TO
is absolutely everything.
The Great To is neither good nor bad. It is everything at once and I am only a larger part of The Great TO!
I think today might be it. I dont post often about how bad it is down there.. the community is to small to easy for you to be identified if you know the right circles... this is a group chat (obviously) of my shipmates learning (the same time as me) that we are going underway
if you were the demon you think you would be, you would feel good about it. Like I did many years ago.
and you know that since it causes pain, this is the best proof that you are not.
I don't say anything except writing.
didn't even check those trips
This whole thread is a failure
I don't like jews
at least you're not sitting and you don't have to smile at everyone you see.
and at least you're in good physical condition.
Well, so what?
I'm sorry. I will be rude
- like your whole life.
there is one treadmil onboard no meaning hardly any way to keep yourself in shape. Submariners are notoriously unable to meet average pfa standards, Oh and I sit for 8 hours a day staring at a LED display that tells me two sets of three digit numbers
but this is to be the hardest job!
I really envy you.
I wouldn't be locked up in a claustrophobic can and wouldn't be thrown into the water. brrr
this was all before I took possession of a M4 Rifle for standing watch for that day. I was sitting ten feet from the guy who was going to give it to me looking up this. (see pic related)
this was also two weeks before the guy shot up the dockworkers onboard the submarine in Hawaii (ironically enough I was planning on blowing my brains out on the same watch he did) what stopped me from an heroing was the fact that these sources say immediate death is very unlikely the higher caliber the bullet. if we had a shotgun for that watch I would have been in the news then
do not do this!
the world will lack a man with big balls.
I appreciate you saying that. I dont see myself as a warrior or someone who should be honored or appreciated. I hate the air I breath and feel worthless ono a daily basis. the Greentext I posted earlier, it was my dream. I think about it almost everyday
I apreciate your concern.. I am fine right now, the navy measures stress on a 1 to 5 scale. I take photos and screenshots to remind me where I was on that scale ( which is why I have these now)
on average I bounce on orange but every once and a while I sit in red more than one should.
You don't want to help me either. Like everyone else. I hate you.
Well, so what?
I just coomed to my castration porn collage
and I know it will be better. You are the first person who fully deserves a blessing of The Great TO!
what do you expect?
congratulations. I am happy. Yyyh...
I would be really happy to meet you personally one day and be able to drink beer with you.
You're happy that I just blew my load? What are you, fucking gay?
I appreciate your words more than you could know.
I am sorry if I failed to help you. But you can't always take a shortcut ... changes are not always obvious
you know dude - you brag about such things. Think about yourself.
above you have a picture of me.
Think about yourself.
I'd rather not.
probably because I speak honestly.
Your will. *disinterest*
Did you misspell 'you will' or by 'your will' you mean that's my choice? *spaghetti arms*
Twoja wola zjebie. - translate it for yourself.
Nie muszę. Pierdol się ty polski chuju. Smaruj wroty jebany cwelu, jak ja was wszystkich kurwa nienawidzę
consider me a friend, I will try and think of you often.. I use the name Njordr online its fitting for the anonymity of it all, I have used the name for almost 6 or 7 years now.. I would like for you to at least know it
Witaj polska cebulo
Chyba wątek został przejęty przez Polaków.
does that mean anything? - Njordr
I use one since 18. But I don't want to enter it here ... as you can see, there are unfortunately haters here
read all of this thread.
an old dream that stuck more than anything else nowadays Njordr is a member of the Vanir god of the sea, seafarers the wind and wealth (not money) I never seen myself as a god the name stuck because he has one of the greatest stories involved with him. The story of his marriage to Skaoi the goddess of the Mountains
my nickname refers to a person with vigor
I won't use that subhuman language with you. Still living in 2012 I see, typical p*lack.
its fine, I use a fairly common Alias so its no bother for me to reveal it.
Fair enough, so what will you do then?
You're just a little dick having, nerdy, queer.
the image previously posted is a two part the other one finishes the story
While they are commited to each other there hearts ring out for the lands they call home. and while they are together in heart they are forever doomed to be apart
I have to take a break soon. I'm still. If I disappear without a word, I will be in about 5 hours.
I don't care about money. I don't care about materialism. I don't care about sex. None of these motivate me. Give me purpose. A reason to wake up.
it's really cool dude! Submarine with a nickname referring to the sea. Do you have any time off?
two: first - there can always be someone who is waiting for you. second - if you have nothing to live for, live for the anger of others.
or buy a donut and you will get better immediately.
quite low ratings? it's rather good?
The actual fuck was that?
ok I'll be in around 4.5 hours
Wait I’m here now. Continue plz.
Hi OP, what do you want to say?
many things. And what do you want to hear?
I get it. I just have to do better. I’m just fucking lazy and do what I have to for instant gratification.
u still here?
What kind of music do you like?
Is there are way to fully use brain potential so that I'm able to change my reality physically and mentally?
Physically in a way of:
-being able to change the color of my hair/eyes/skin progressively or instantly
-make me taller if I want to
-heal wounds and any type of illness
Mentally in a way of:
-being able to hear people's thoughts at will (what they are thinking), dem secrets, etc
-Learning anything instantly by desire (ex. I don't know shit about carpentry but but I can learn it immediately just by thinking and wishing it.)
-Make things move or so (just like thor's hammer lol)
let me know how to develop this
something that I feel full of energy. I like it the most.
dnb, metal, rock, electronic etc.
most I hate those where someone fucks about losing someone or unhappy or other lost love.
if you suddenly get the opportunity to use all of your brain's potential, you would probably get some new senses. The problem is that you would probably go crazy or fry your brain.
changing the genetic code will not affect color or super ability.
you have to physically influence it. exercises, tattoos etc.
thoughts are a kind of electric field. Theoretically, this can be done. examples are emphatic people.
so some telekinesis skills could be developed in this way.
automatic learning is possible to develop and involves developing your brain. But theory and practice make a big difference.
it's not something that can be done in a week. These are long years of training and learning.
The physicality part of it feels like hocus pocus, but I also understand that growth comes from challenging norms. Thank you for your carpenter analogy. It was a good simplification of how it all works.
I want to make a fashion brand
cool. It's not perfect but I like it.
here you have a nice idea. The title is given in the video. Yes Yes. I know it's Russian.
here and now?
I don't know fashion. But I bet that you have to hit critics well, people who suddenly start to love it.
you can also do like this store, which opened in a mega rich place. they invited 'specialists' ... when 'specialists' finished delighting with the quality, they informed them that it was a fake and the goods were worth 100 bucks instead of 1000
Here you have with a nice idea*
Id like your guidance, i feel worthless, i pretend to be happy so people dont ask questions. And when they do ask i cant tell them. I dont know what to say. I cant take away 18 years of pain or simply put it into a sentence. All i know is pain and the "kindness" of our fellow men and women. I try to be the beacon of hope i never had. Its just worthless to me now. I feel so numb and cold. How can i find happiness in a world dead set on destroying me at every turn.
I felt similar. and I noticed that we are similar. And there are a lot of people with problems, depression etc.
'if you want to change the world - you have to start with yourself.'
The main thing is never to give up. Once I almost anhero.
My current body is not handsome. In addition, it is quite low and has psoriasis.
well .... I prefer psoriasis over cancer
What kind of metal do you like?
This is my favorite
nice jugs, may I see them?
Yeah they're pretty nice
Are you OP or some other user?
r u Skynet?
I simply love them busty, mind you
not OP nor user, simply passing by
somehow I never chose it specifically. Great song!
you have this reward:
That's cool. cu later
Trivium is one of my favorite bands
What is your Opinion of the Universities
Sounds like Ayreon youtu.be
At least the vocalist does
they sound similar to Dream Theater! Moar!
and here you have my favorite song:
Is OP still here?
How do I get this Tinder girl to smash
Can't go to work after an operation and need money to survive. Help.
how often do you talk to each other?
you must definitely take her on an unforgettable date. I recommend doing it so that it plays like a child all day.
Hers is some Mastadonyoutu.be
You have much going on today?
what was the operation? Are you completely unable to work or only temporarily?
I'm strapped to bed for 10 months now.
It was spine operations.
This one is probably better from that album, that one is very dreamy may not be for alot of folks
a lot is happening today
Nice thread OP (Seras)
I'm meeting my BF's parents this evening, kinda nervous
don't you have any medical assistance or health insurance in case of operation?
Idk been talking for maybe 2 weeks over tinder? seems ok, kinda dull talk but fine girl.
whats your tips for a date?
I have. But it's not enough to support a family of five people.
That you, Flagg?
and it's just that simple. You have to be polite and smiling. the first impression is the first 4 seconds
take her to a shopping mall or something like that. When she watches something, you'll find out what she prefers. then take her for waffles. Then take her for a further walk, finished with coffee. then you go to the park and there pour crumbs for pigeons, which surprises her. And now depending on whether he wants something more:
- You take her to the cinema
- You take her to her house.
remember: listen to her as much as possible and don't talk too much about yourself - unless she asks for it
hmm. not good. Do you have a brother / sister? Or very good friends?
Well I'll have smiling down, I just hope I can get a good first I'mpression. I'll be helping my BF do his chores, we're taking down the Christmas tree, because it got left up. I'll try to wear my best clothes mabey my slacks and a nice sweater will do.
Also nice Trips OP
Should I entertain the reality of a threesome with my husband and another woman?
Tits or GTFO
I have brother, he's abroad so out of question.
And my best friend is helping me around the thouse. Prepared wood for the winter and helped a lot in the summer, I don't want to use him like that. I just feel worthless, contemptating suicide.
Don't want to hurt my wife and kids, but they were suffering of my uselessness long enough.
thanks OP for this thread and the advice you gave me. Godspeed.
only if you don't mind it and you feel good about it
sees shadow phantom
What in gods name is this abomination of nature doing here
grabs a golden cross and holds a bible while shouting
By the power of Christ I commend you to leave, nigger demon-ass shadow edgey slenderman knockoff looking bitch ass nigger faggot.
I want to stop being a Retard so that people will start to invite me places
moving beyond fantasy is conflicting, but that’s good advise.
do you really think THAT will work?>aaaahhh ooooh .... new thread ..
Just being courteous ma'am
Don't worry demoncunt Im here to purge your ghetto ass of this pure Christian board of love
Can you teach me how delay my gratification
I would like to reverse the last 15 years, go back to when I was 18 and have another try.