Is he the ultimate amerimutt?

Is he the ultimate amerimutt?

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he's half gook iirc

where's his swarthiness from then. he looks like a pacific islander or some shit

I'd say his Italian side is Sicilian, which is basically northern African.

Muh heritage

Ireland obviously.

Americans tend to be naturally swarthy for some reason.

Even people that are supposed to be pale because they're like quarter German, quarter Irish, quarter English and quarter Norwegian end up looking swarthy as fuck.

I'm guessing it has something to do with corn syrup.

Who is this and why isn't he dead yet?

Everybody has two living doppelgangers in the world

Or the fact that they're exposed to more sun

We just tanned. I don't know where you guys get your ideas from

Always thought he was a Hawaiian or some shit

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>We just tanned. I don't know where you guys get your ideas from
t. joe gomez

do you get a tan during winter also?

That's a laugh coming from you

Never seen someone get tan in the winter

>wrong most of the time
>mistakes being enthusiastic for being funny
>Mutt
average American

half north korean

What the funk? This is a lie.

Joey is

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
post more rare ameridotards

not suited for the faint of heart
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honestly it must be the fluoride and the corn syrup

You seem to not realize that we're about the same latitude as the Mediterranean and the Sahara

If you want a better reason, in the past people generally wore long sleeved shirts, long pants and wore hats to avoid sunburns, which is why they wouldn't tan

Not up here, although I'd assume in the Southwest they do
Doesn't stop people from going to god awful tanning lodges

Damn, all it tales is one Italian ancestor to make you a gross brown mongrel. You really need to keep yiyr filthy nor tug African DNA to yourselves.

>Damn, all it tales is one Italian ancestor to make you a gross brown mongrel. You really need to keep yiyr filthy nor tug African DNA to yourselves.

>mistakes being enthusiastic for being funny
god i've never heard it put that way before but it's so accurate

I say that with no malicious intent. I think its best for everyone if you don't intermix.

>I say that with no malicious intent. I think its best for everyone if you don't intermix.

Hmm