It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 4:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my overwhelming hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have Reddit, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Chekem. I want Administrators, Heaven and Hiroyuki here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website and also rolling for dubs.
As of now, you have 999 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We only roll.
if you leader, then name every hacker in the internet
Isaiah Gomez
Faggot
Cameron Moore
Go back to your basement and tendies, neckbeard
Asher Nguyen
You really think you can outsmart us pleb? You know that I come from reddit right? I'm a gentleman, I don't need to explain anything to you. I get many upvotes on reddit, you better respect me.
"oh wow I found this cool new copy pasta and now I can use it on Sup Forums wow maybe I will become a meme this website is so cool. im such an oldfag kek and also pepe heil hitler"
Anthony Gonzalez
Man they finally changed the pasta a little less stale but still pretty shit 4/10