Recently posted about going to a massage parlor for a footjob/handjob, leaving the place now. AMA

Recently posted about going to a massage parlor for a footjob/handjob, leaving the place now. AMA

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On a scale from 1 - 10 how dissapointed is your father for raising a joke?

How much did you wasted and why

Probably a 1 because he’s more of a joke than I am. Next question.

I was learning as I went, so I definitely over spent I feel. Money was really no object tho. 60 for the massage was standard, and she agreed for 80 for a footjob/handjob combo.

I’m a decent looking guy and sexually active, but growing up I’ve been horribly ashamed of my foot fetish. I’ve come forward to two past gfs about it, one took it well and the other one not so much. Indulging my foot fetish on a regular basis is pretty tough so I figured I would at least give it a shot.

That’s cool, I was one of the guys in the other thread. How was the place? The girl was cute? Would she have done FS if you wanted? I might hit up my local later on.

Were her feet actually well maintained or was that disappointing? I don't feel like taking care of their feet is a top priority for them. Just curious. Footfag here as well, that's what I'd do if I went to one as well.

I wasn't in the previous thread. backstory pls.

So I decided to pull the trigger on a local place just to see how the whole thing works and I don’t fuck up at a decent place.

1) The place was a small house, I had to buzz in the front door, dimly lit, “don’t solicit sexual favors” signs everywhere (which I found surprising but i figures they were there for the fuzz) But overall nice place and smells nice too

2) The girl was probably in her mid to late thirties. I knew since this was a small local one I wouldn’t get a great selection but I mean whatevs. She was super short barely 5 feet tall, and a 5/10, but she cleaned up well. The room is dimly lit anyway so fuck it.

3) I didn’t ask for full service, but she did distinguish between a $60 handy and a $80 Footy/Handy. Unsure whether she would because I shit you not, the door was wide ass open the whole time.

For being older her feet were not bad at all. They were really small probably size 3/4 in women’s which I’m into, but there was some callouses which was a bit of a turn off. But the oil made it much better. Also I realized I personally like oily footjob a over lube footjobs, physical sensation wise

A few hours ago I was debating whether to go to an Asian massage parlor for a footjob/handjob. I’ve had girls in the past indulge my foot fetish but it’s hard out here. There were a couple in my area (2 of them) and 10 more bigger ones in a neighboring city. It’s a nice experience definitely not worth doing super duper often but the massage, the draining of the balls, then back into another massage nearly put me into a coma.

30 is old now?
ah fuck i'm just going to walk out into the snowdrifts and die. pass the torch.

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Sorry I’m a college student in my early twenties, i was just being relative

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1-12: Youngin
13-18: Teen
19-27: Prime Time
28-29: Last good years
30-50: Old
51+: You must’ve fought in the war

Ahh, got ya. Nice dubs. Did she seem like she knew what she was doing then? I'm certain it wasn't her first. What technique did she use? Or did you kind of coach her?

Oh one thing I wish I would’ve actually done prior to going in. So I recommend jerking off before hand because she (at least my experience) will try to milk your penis like a starving baby cow

This reply Was meant for Not Still, nice dubs.

So once she finally flipped me over on my back (the whole time, I’m thinking I might’ve fucked up and went to a real establishment) she starts doing a jerking motion. I’m like okay, game time.
She seemed puzzled when I asked for her feet but she soon understood and I think she’s done it before because the use of her toes was amazing. She started with the handjob and I was still soft at this time so she kept trying to do circles on the tip of my penis with the pad of her index finger, which was funny because it did nothing for me. Then she hopped up on the table with me, sitting in between my legs with her feet on my naked lap. She started with tightly gripping her toes around my shaft where she would stroke until cupping the head with the scrunched toes of one of her feet. She did this in between a handjob where her toes were holding the base. My cum went flying and she actually made a joke about it later after my post-orgasm massage.

Of course my dick and her feet had more oil on them than ducks in the Gulf of Mexico

Anyone in the 920 area know a good place? I tried a couple sketch foot massage places but no luck.

I used rubmaps to find a wide net of places in the area, then I looked at their reviews and checked for any sexual innuendos in the reviews. I called each one and asked if their give massages as well as “table showers” and then they’ll know what you’re talking about. On the phone they’re just gonna want to get you to come in person and not talk too long on the phone

Is there such a thing as an Asian massage parlor that doesn’t give at least handjobs? I’ve never found a completely legit one.

Also if the place is open til 10pm, and has a bunch of cute Korean girls under photos for the establishment you might’ve found one

Yeah im just paranoid cuz the police recently took down like 4 parlors here in the last 6 months already so i might just be screwed lol.

Go a city over, as a patron you’re not at risk. The masseuse wants your money, and The cops are working the streets, not setting up quasi business establishments on the off chance someone comes in wanting a tug.

Actually they did lmao there was one called cozy massage, they shut it down and reopened it as a sting operation like 2 months later. And completely shoved the whole ordeal under the carpet, but now it's actually gone lol

Honestly I have always wanted to try one of these places, I just havent been desperate enough to pull the trigger

It’s fun, very relaxing, totally not a big deal. Seeing an escort you found online in some dingy apartment is a lot more intense and nerve-wracking. I wonder sometimes how Asian massage places seem to get away with it so easily, maybe they pay off the cops?

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to go to one of these places if they were around me

there's one in my town that's legit but this girl mai-lee will rest her big fat milf breasts on your face while she works on your chest. they've got be F cups at least and they're super saggy so it's fun to have them squeeze each side of your face.

Ironically i wouldn't be looking if it wasn't for my girlfriend evolving from a nympho into a fucking desert since she had a kid.

got a parlor story for all you fags
>be me
>hear a lot about a local parlor
>fuck it let's try it out
>go in
>ask for 1 hour, 4 hands massage
>half hour passes
>flip onto back
>oh boy here comes the good stuff
>knock at door
>one of the chinks answers it
>big white woman, seems to be slavic
>let's call her big bertha
>big bertha enters
>chinks leave
>uhhhokay.jpeg
>bertha strolls over and makes a jerking motion
>i nod
>she starts tugging slowly
>feel a finger start to explore my rusty starfish
>i tense up
>she goes "shhhh"
>she slips a big meaty finger right the fuck up my crap cavern
>i say fuck it, i'm already committed to this
>she starts plowing me
>intense prostate massage
>surprisingly tender aftercare from big bertha
>go home with a sore anus
>go to work next day, i'm literally leaking turds from how thorough big bertha's index sausage stretched me out
>for the next few days i have to go home on my lunch break to change underwear
>get on a kegel routine to regain control in and around my anus area
>not gonna lie i went back a few times for the big bertha grand slam special

You know they earn 20 cents and hour, how do you feel that your cock touched poor people?

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what town?

did you receive a footjob?
was it awkward to ask?

sac town

>big bertha
God bless Big Bertha.

I mean I knew I was talking to a prostitute so it’s nothing like asking your sweet significant other, who makes your pancakes in the morning, to make like a degenerate and fuck you with her feet. So no it’s wasn’t nerve racking, it’s a very laid back experience

And yes I did receive a footjob. I’ve gotten 2 in the past before going to the masseuse and this was better than both of them.

OP here. To conclude, I personally don’t think they’re worth to go on a regular basis for sex/handjobs. But if you have a weird kink that you’re embarrassed about these places are perfect.

Is it fuck 26 onwards is shit, I'm 29 and think about suicide daily

I'm 32 and fucking stoked on life. Change something, nigga

Get really good at something. Better than everyone you know and you’ll start to feel better. If not, when you’re cutting your wrists, be sure to go down the river, not across the street.

>stoked..
>..nigga
>??

I don't get what you don't understand

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