/balt/ + /ausnz/

/balt/ + /ausnz/

Nice thread

Fucking newfags

g/a/y/

Shit, I rushed it and fugged up.

>tfw no kiwi bf to snuggle with

What edition is this?

>Faulkner
>O'Connor
Good taste, my image of the south is them mixed with a bit of Deliverance and Point Lookout

Participating

Failing at making the thread edition apparently

Your timing is impeccable, I'm lying in bed with no bf next to me

Sorry I had to leave to have a shower and take my dog out for a walk. Is everyone acting cute still?

Alright well I've fucked everything up several times tonight, so use another thread or whatever you want. It's time for me to go anyways.

on my way

>He gets to snuggle with a qt when he sleeps.

AAAAAAH

later buddy

>the retarded american is the one who fucked up the thread
Why am I not suprised

I hope the bf you don't have give you hep c.

I literally don't know what you mean by this

>left me hard again
Wow, you will be punished for that once you get back.

What's the point of fighting if you can never win.
ok, see you then, sorry non

I'm feeling lewd again.

Take a cold shower

>when no one is dominant

I just had my shower. Now I'm wet and lewd desu.

For me, you are always the winner

*psychological help 101*

Thanks, user.

I can be dominant sometimes, I even got all rapey with lichtenstein earlier today
Then i'm out of ideas

>rapey with Lichtensteiner
He just like that sorta play, even the most timid ones get urge to dominate him

user how do I make it go away?

Well you could always destroy your balls. That'd probably help.

I only want to dom my bf

wow

But I want it to come back later desu.

I don't know how he manages to appear so timid, cute and dommable
try getting a bf

Stopping in.

Maybe if you're a good boy you'll get headpats

Want a cup of tea while you're here?

Going to text the boss in the morning lads & see if the laptop was recoverable. It was in a bin of rice.

h-how did you knew it was me?

Who wants to be dominated?

But I like girls desu. Though desu I wouldn't mind snuggling a cute one and being caressed by him but only if he was so girly you couldn't tell desu. Also this from the American user:

I-I don't know about pics, user, I'm really mentally out of it right now
Cumtoilet... I really like that, I imagine us being roommates, you have a gf and everything, so you're not gay, but you know what a stupid faggot I am secretly so anytime you need to cum you use me, and I spend most of my time on my knees under your desk while you shitpost on /balt/. Any time you cum it's almost always in my mouth, boipucci, or just on my face, that way I always have to clean it up. I understand my place totally, and I can't really look you in the eye, so I just stare at your feet when we talk. I cook all your meals, clean your room, wash your clothes, and also spend almost every minute we're together draining your balls of cum and thanking you while wiping my mouth and trying to look away.

y-yes!
anything for headpats
I'll walk on all fours and grovel at your feet for the pleasure...

>not becoming a monk

*Raises hand* only if you're a cute girl (female)

If you pay me enough, I'll let you have a round or two with him

Your boss fucked up big time.

So you're a pimp?

Yes. It was a pretty awkward silence on the car drive home. Haha.

I know all

Monks don't get cute Karen girlfriends desu
H-how much do you want? Nothing lewd just snuggling sir.

Of course I'm not a girl, and not even girl(male). But if you're into being dominated, don't expect women to be interested at all. They dislike weak men, and want to be submissive themselves. Your only choice is to become a "woman" for those who aren't a failure of a man

You're like that other Lith. Learning my posting persona.

You look so innocent down there on your hands and knees, but it's a very different story in the bedroom

You'd get eaten alive on this discord server...

No, but this slut will be grateful to me for whoring him around the block, that's for sure.

Your boss drives you home?

Terrible news guys...
I can't get to sleep, my noggins too full of thoughts.

Explain.
2$ for a night

w-well
when we are in the bedroom I can't control my self, I become mesmerized and there is only one thing on my mind...

It's a [spoiler]femdom[/spoiler] server. The amount of "adults" is disgusting sometimes. They come in and act like 5 year olds, but they mostly get ignored.
Luckily there are cool people.

I know how that feels, whenever that happens to me I watch a documentary in bed, that distracts me enough that I soon nod off

What are you thinking of desu?
Just for a snuggle with the Kiwi? I guess that seems worth it.
W-wait there's a discord server for lewders?

That's not a kiwi poster, that's the amerislut. Kiwi was just probably reposting it

>when he grinds his junk into your trunk

>Just for a snuggle with the Kiwi?
what, no!

I'm not some whore, i'm pure

s-stop

OwO gimme some mouth I want it to nibble my shoulder.
user thats lewd
I-I'm pure as well.

no

That sounds like a good idea actually, thanks buddy.
Nothing really, the brains just too active and won't let me rest.
I'm just two smart too sleep.

Its unfair, you actually have experience with all this stuff...

you'll have experience with it soon enough

my god i overrated her strength

im feeling sorry for her

Wish I was too smart too sleep. Also wish I had a productive hobby desu :3

Wait, what happened?

Noice thread ≧◡≦

You're nice.

I'm sorry but I already have a bf
You'll have to look elsewhere

Aww thanks :3

You guys can be cute when you're not slurping semen off the bathroom floor.

I'm sure he's glad that you're being loyal ≧◡≦

the first day i "ignored" her she started asking pretty much everyone class what she did to me
she texted me while we were sitting in a group asking whats wrong
i even thought i was acting pretty normal but i just didnt add anything to any conversation she was having
next day, first lesson shes looking very depressed
shes ignoring me as well now, talking with her friend i overhear "shouldnt the guy be making the first move" (i made the first move 6 times, she denied every time but i guess she forgot) and that her heart cant take it, her friend laughed and she replied angrily that it isnt funny
that friend told me later that i should stop torturing her
i replied that its her own fault
i noticed her looking at me at least 10 times that day
she wasnt in school today

h-haha i dont want to be criminally indicted

Your welcome cutie :3

Drawing is a good hobby and relatively easy to pick up, it's a good creative outlet and you don't even need to be good at it.
As long as you enjoy yourself, doing some doodling can quite relaxing.
What sort of hobbies do you want?

havent replied or read that text
she also called me a bastard and that i probably got a girlfriend that doesnt want me texting her anymore

gonna call her stupid if she ever mentions something like that and just go from there

its all up to her now, im not talking to her until she apologizes for leading me on

2$ and he will do anything for a night

I'd rather an Aussie did it desu

I'm trying to pick that up but I end up looking at the kind of art such as pic related and then feel bad about my own drawings and etc. I just want a hobby that's productive desu.
I'm feeling lewd again.

M-my flag fits that criteria desu.

Seems fair, just don't push it too far if she is genuinely sorry.
It wouldn't be right

It's fine, of course you're gonna suck when you first start out.
How about woodwork, you could build birdhouses, chairs, tallboys and desks.
The most Important thing when finding your hobby is to have fun, then you're more likely to do again and when you do it again you get better
and when you get better you have fun.

Can't do woodwork desu. I need something on the computer since I'm always tired from banking/uni when I get home. Just something to do while chatting with you qt's in the background desu.

Are you a dom aussie?

Why are you all so cute? I can't believe what I'm seeing, this thread is utterly adorable.

thanks matey

I-I've never been in a relationship before so I'm not sure.
We're all cuties who help each other out desu.

Please stop, this borderline degeneracy. Even my priest said /balt/ got too gay for him.

It's not borderline, it's clearly full-on degeneracy

>I-I've never been in a relationship before so I'm not sure.
Hey, me too! I'm just very shy in real life, and too afraid to let people know about my feelings. But I can be gay all I want on the internet though ≧◡≦

it already feels wrong
i wont handle 7 months of this
im gonna lean towards an apology tbhh

Your post 100%

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