Random RP (#1)

Random RP (#1)
Rules: MUST ROLEPLAY, THAT IS ALL.
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, JUST ROLEPLAY.

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*shits self* Ooh baby, that feels GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

God, I'm so fucking GAY and hungry for COCK. White, black, yellow, don't matter. I'm gay as FUCK.

Wait, we're roleplaying?

(YEAH, IT'S Sup Forums'S NEW LOLI THREAD!)

OH YEAH, I HAVE A BIG CHUNKY CUSTARD COVERED COCK. WANNA SLURP?

*shits self* Damn, this guy is a genius. I should start shitting myself more. No, WE should start shitting ourselves more!

Sounds gay. *shits self anyway*
Oh yeah, that's quite nice feelin actually.

*sees belle delphines vagina hole*
Mmmm, sex time

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Let's steal these cheeks.
*grabs hatchets and begins chopping off belle delphine's asscheeks*

Oh no, I lost me mummy. WHERE THE FECK ARE YOU MUMMY!!!!!?!???

Breaking news! Belle Delphine has lost her phat cheeks.
"MUMMY!!?, WHERE AV YER CHEEKS GONE?"

*a robot appears through a portal*
where am i?

It appears you are in Cockland, on the planet of SMEGMA-MOON.

HELLO, NICE TO FUCKING MEET YOU, WANT TO FUCK EACH OTHERS COCKS OPEN?

*shits self* uwu oopsies daddy

that seems reasonable! let us begin!
*whips out FAT ROBOT DONG*

RAPE MY SHITTUBE YOU CHEEKY BOY!!!!!
*shits self*

*cums in pants*

Bump. This roleplaying is making me COOM hard XD

Hello guys!
What's going on in th
*immediately shit pants*
Oh god oh fucc what it this place

*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
'scuse me uwu

*shits self*
uh ohhh...STINKY! stinky poo-poo, stinky!!

THIS IS LORD TITS. IF HE COOMS ON US WE'LL DIE. AND HE LIVES ONTHE PLANET KNOWN AS SMEGMA-MOON. WARN EVERYONE ON Sup Forums, WE MUST. WE MUST FIND HOPE IN THESE DARK TIMES, SOLDIER.

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*rubs your cute little shit*
aww, smooth.
*GOBBLES HIM UP*
MmMMmmM

Bump, plot is interesting

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WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON, SOLDIER? WE GOTTA KILL LORD TITS AND HIS EMPIRE FOR GOOD. WE MUST FORM AN ARMY. GATHER THE FAGGOTS AND THE TRAPS, EVEN THE PEDOFAGS AND THE NEWFAGS. WE MUST TAKE LORD TITS DOWN. HE'S STRONGER THAN BEFORE. SPREAD AWARENESS, BROTHER.

B-b-but how can w-we kill L-L-L
*shits myself hard*
LORDD
*shits harder*
LORD TITS CAPTAIN
uwu sorry for the smell :3 ~~

I have a plan, kid. We must inform Sup Forums on the issue. There aren't enough people aware of this danger, find potential recruits. Make boards to recruit men into or sick army which uses spears. Tell them not to join Lord Tits' empire. Good boy.

I also recommend that we create more of these Random RP threads with some epic code at the end so that we get more attention and soldiers from Sup Forums.
In these threads we can discuss our military spear throwing tactics and the situation clearer.
Chop chop, bucko; there's not much time!