Random RP (#2)
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Random RP (#2)
Random RP (#2)
OOGA MOOGA. I SMELL BREAD, WHERE IS THE FUCKING BREAD. SNIFF SNOFF.
>i come home to my 8 millon dollar mansion from my part time job an astronaut
>"oh boy after visiting Neptune i cant wait to have hot sex with my hot bf (that's you)
Hey hot stuff. *wiggles ass sexily*.
Wanna rub my bones again tonight, honey bum?
>"yeah baby ooh yeah"
>i rip off my clothes cause im very strong and slide my erect slightly above average penis into your lady parts
FUCKS SAKE, OWWIE. MY CARROT SNAPPED IN HALF. CAN YOU GET THE SELOTAPE PLEASE SEXY BOY? *quietly shits self*
*stands off in the distance*
*eats your solid rocky shit*
adam sambler farts
(YOUR A CREATIVE GENIUS)
*picks up the heavy fart and bites into it*
*kisses your cheek* Tickle the outer rim of my bumhole sir.
Wanna go on vacation to SMEGMA-MOON?
*answers in a deep menacing voice*
no thank you ma'am
*NIGGER JEW COMES IN* WANNA READ THE HEBREW BIBLE
What a shitshow this thread turned out to be... ಠ_ಠ
*adolf hitler comes in* ja right
*RUBS CLIT WITH BROCCOLI STICK*
LETS GO TO THE PLANET INVENTED BY LORD TITS, THE PLANET IS CALLED SMEGMA-MOON.
*eats smegma moon*
Fuck this *Adolf hitlers bailes out*
Alright pal, spit it out NOW or I'll blow you up with my tit grenades made from Lord Tits' empire.
*shits self harder than last time*
That one is quite stinky mmm
*still standing i clear my throat -menacingly- and in a deep voice*
isnt that just the old testament mr nigger jew
No it's not, sir. It's SMEGMA-MOON.
*shits self hard*
We must alert Sup Forums of the dangers of Lord Tit's empire. He'll kill us all with SMEGMA-MOON. I can't die, I'm so lit
*i look down, in a menacing way and point at your hands*
but i looks like your just holding a folder with 'old testamat' scribbled on it. Whats in that?
Oh, it's disguised with one of Lord Tits' holograms bro,
*i stare back at you with a menacing gaze and blink twice*
THIS IS LORD TITS. IF HE COOMS ON US WE'LL DIE. AND HE LIVES ON SMEGMA-MOON. WARN EVERYONE, WE MUST. WE MUST FIND HOPE IN THESE DARK TIMES, SOLDIER.
*continuing to stand in place i turn to my left and then to my right, noticing a lone bench. I sit down*
lord tits? theres no one else here but you and me
*as i take a seat my menacing aura fades*
hi im jeff from the movie my name jeff. ama
*as if out of thin air a man near jeff appears near me, i look up from my seat and say -menacingly-*
*sitting down i breathe a heavy and menacing sigh*
alone again it seems, page 10 seems too far away, yet so close
HELLO EVERYONE. I AM THE ONE KNOWN AS LORD TITS. I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T DONATE SMEGMA FOR MY SMEGMA-MOON PLANET. I WILL COOM ON YOU ALL.
GIVE ME THE SMEGMA
*i look up with malice in my eyes*
you again? why does a god choose to interfere with mortals? you were better than this
*i look back down*
I'm a bit scared help. I don't want Lord Tits and his empire to coom on me to death!
HELP ME DADDY-CHAN, HE'S SCARY
*i close my eyes*
fear not little one, what you cannot see will not hurt you. do not gaze into the tits and the tits will not gaze back at thee
Y-yes daddy. I love you!
*smiles as I lick my nose*
*i reach out and pat your head*
life may be scary sometimes, you'd be wise to remember that fear exists only in your mind, do not let it lead you into the night
how it feels to be in this thread
These are dark times, soldier. Keep that chin up.
Lord Tits is coming VERY soon. Join the army so we can DESTROY HIS EMPIRE!
Spread the word to Sup Forums. Lord Tits is fucking smelly with all that dick cheese on his planet
Walks over ridged and squawking "HEYA JEFF!" You're looking epic homedawg!
thanks i have a movie with my name in the title, jeff
Gawd Yotsuba wants to be like you someday~
Lord Tits is a lil faggot bitch. Do you guys agree? His planet is a fucking ball of smegma. Also, where did this whole Lord Tits thing come from anyway? I first saw it in another Random RP thread.
I-is this true?! No... Lord tits couldn't have fallen like that! He was a decent man!
Did you hear what he's up to!?
Look at the other RP threads for more info.
Spread the message to all Anons, we are lackin in soldiers. The Tits Empire has dozens of smegma guns which could take our current army out instantly. WE NEED MEN, BIG MEN. FIND 'EM. Before it's too late.
Now I'm a mercenary sure but not a FREE one.. Will there be a payment of candy?
I helped my 11 y/o niece bathe and it was pretty fun
IT'S ONE OF HIS EVIL MEN! QUICK . SHOOT EM!
Nobody fucking cares you stinky hebephile, there are more important matters to discuss. LORD TITS HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES.
*shits self and throws spear*
DON'T WORRY MY ambiguous native fren! WE'RE SAFE! Doom sayer of tits will protect us!
HEY KID, HAVE YOU SENT ANY MESSAGES TO Sup Forums YET? WE NEED TO SEND OUR MESSAGE ACROSS TO GET MORE TROOPS, MATE.
recommend that we create more of these Random RP threads with some epic code at the end so that we get more attention and soldiers from Sup Forums.
In these threads we can discuss our military spear throwing tactics and the situation clearer.
Chop chop, bucko; there's not much time!
It'll cost ya... What kind of chocolates do you have?
EVery KIND, infinite
I'm going to bed. I need Sup Forums groovin with men when I awake! If you do, I'll promote you to Deadpool.
I-infinite... That's a lot!!! I'll just take a handful i don't wanna ruin my dinner and stuff.
Hey OP *slaps the big and thicc ass of OP* i fucked your mom several times and now im gonna be your father