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Parallel Giant Slalom

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Ledecka going for her second win it looks like

GIT GUD

Hope she can keep it together, she's over a second faster than anyone else looks like it's hers to lose.

this is actually pretty nice to watch

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Just tuned in. Which slope is faster? The red one or the blue one?

Blue has a faster start, otherwise they seem pretty even, this will change quickly though.

Blue

what is wrong with the bottom of that right-side run?

Red

Is this the mixed team competition?

Nope but OAR have mixed team ( murrican and russian slut)

Thanks. I found the right thread, OP (a dumb person) didn't care to write parallel, slalom, mixed OR team in the header, so I couldn't find it when searching. Here it is for those looking:

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Is this live?

Starts in 5

should be any moment

On our feed complaining about the state of the course, Koreans had to spend 2hrs fixing it

why are coaches so touchy

the russian one likes his 15-16yos

that fucking squirrel

A FUCKING SQUIRREL

webm of critter

THAT FUCKING SQUIRREL

A FUCKING SQUIRREL HOLY SHIT
did it died?

The little guy dodged death.

RUSSIANS DEPLOYED SQUIRREL

that dumb fuck squirrel was nearly ripped in half

I'm a track and field coach and I would get fired if I did this.

Daniella had been blessed by the squirrel gods, unstoppable now, all is fate.

Hope it didnt lose its nuts.

WE NEED A WEBM OF THAT

Is squirrel an athlete?

THE SQUIRREL KEK

栗鼠

nice digits chief

Carlos!!!

guys
is the little guy ok? ;_;

fucking creepy Russians

どうやって?その写真大きい

yes, we saw it run away

Wasnt there also a parallel slalom in the Olympics?

anybody have a stream?

whew

>that spank at the end

Is this the only even USA isn't in

None in either men or women's

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All the winners are on the red course, how garbage tier is the blue course

are these girls going to get sexually abused if they lose and disgrace the motherland

how did japan pull that off

A NEW GOD HAS AWOKEN
>In Norse mythology, Ratatoskr (Old Norse, generally considered to mean "drill-tooth" or "bore-tooth") is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree Yggdrasil to carry messages between the eagle and the hawk Veðrfölnir, perched atop Yggdrasil, and the dragon Níðhöggr, who dwells beneath one of the three roots of the tree.

That crazy jap fan in the crowd going ballistic

is takeuchi kawaii?

Is Ledecka gonna win this then?

there are a couple muricans in men's, they were eliminated already. There's also Vic Wild the defending champion who competes for russia because the US cut all funding to this or some shit

BEST 8

vpn + cbc

i hope

>34yo
no

>be good at event
>cut funding
This is not the american way.

what? that's bullshit
how can they cut funding to our most dominant sport in the Winter Olympics?

日本語に住んでいるアメリカ人かな

snowboarding is the most dominant discipline, but this is a different sport/event than, say, halfpipe

>one course is faster than the others
Why the fuck aren't there at least 2 runs per race? This is so stupid.

yeah I know but still
we cant just fund trick snowboarding
we need to win in snowboard racing too

>語
タイプミスしちゃったw

CBC LITERALLY just said that.

but he was the best apparently, won both the parallel slalom, which was only contested in sochi, and the parallel giant slalom last time around for Russia. Though his best and only podium in a world championship before sochi was a bronze so I guess he enjoyed that russian doping program

That's why he quoted it dumbass

Why are we so bad at this event?

Our girls suck at snowboarding too.

Nope. We cut all funding back in 2011 because we need that last $135,000/year to build another halfpipe

gay
racing is better
this and snowboardcross

Welp not the best anymore.

HAHA TRAITOR BTFO

No, I mean the "Why aren't there two runs per race?" part. Retard.

We also needed the $5000 gazillion for our military. :^)

NO MEDALS FOR TRAITORS

Dujmovits escaped the Kaprun disaster apparently, all her friends died though.

faggot

We are only good at DUDE WEED snowboarding event. This is the more mature type of snowboarding wich is nearly inexistent in north america.

GREAT reply, how long did it take you to think that one up? Autistic leaf.

this

Yeah, we're only good at WEED SNOW PLANK events. Well, our men are.

If there were an olympics of war, we'd probably still find a way to underachieve.

faggot

there should be a Snowboard Combined event where you have to race but also do a slopestyle or halfpipe trick run

Haven't we won this event twice? I'm pretty sure we got gold in 2010 at least.

this event is pretty comfy

>nbc interrupting it for a preview about a documentary on the mexico city olympics

I think Ester is in the blue lane for her quarter final? Worried desu

>not watching the online feed

this - followed by shooting a squirrel from 1000m

FUCKING IOC AND FIS PEDERASTS KILLED THIS DISCIPLINE

>CBC snowboarding commentator is also named Matt Cullen

you the same insecure homeschooled retard from last week?

I actually really enjoy it, wish more people were in the thread

>OAR

Halfpipe seems excessive but it could be fun.

OPPAN SANGHO STYLE

>not watching CBC


same, it's great. second probably to boardercross/skicross

our feed claiming blue run is better now that all the losing athletes have helped smooth it out

No

I'm still booty blasted we didn't win in men's or women's snowboard cross

Damn

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Schmitt

can't win em all, whatever. it's all in good fun anyway. i always cheer for a bunch of countries