HOWDY DOO
THIS IS PETER MCALISTER
THE FAAAATHER
I'D LIKE A HOTEL ROOM PLEASE, WITH AN EXTRA LARGE BED, A TV AND ONE OF THOSE LITTLE REFRIGERATORS YOU HAVE TO OPEN WITH A KEY
HOWDY DOO
Grayson Fisher
Hunter Ross
Unironically my favorite movie to watch around Christmas along with It's A Wonderful Life, Charlie Brown, the Grinch and Die Hard 2.
Home Alone 2 >>>>>>>>>>>> Home Alone
Jason Hall
Yes, sir. You'll need a major credit card upon check-in.
Adrian Baker
CREDIT CARD?
YOU GOT IT
Joseph Sullivan
Are Marv and Harry the most durable men in any movie not featuring blatant superhumans?
Owen Powell
That scene where you see him as a skeleton literally gave me nightmares as a kid.
Also did anyone else find Home Alone more and more difficult to watch as they got older? Like when you're young, the slapstick is hilarious, when you're older and have been through more physical pain, it begins to feel like you're watching Saw. That scene where he's stepping on the Christmas tree decorations in his bare feet? No fucking thank you.
Gavin Hernandez
Pesci's yells of pain are far too hilarious to find disturbing
Noah Smith
Personally a fan of Marv's glorious spider-face scream.
Thomas Morgan
Harry falling off the ladder always kills me
The brief sound of triumph as he jumps then OOOOAAAAHHH
Carter Lee
>Haaaaweeeeee
>HAAAAAAWWWEEEEEE
Logan Hall
>takes multiple bricks to the head
That jew was sure hard to kill
Wyatt Peterson
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
THIS CAT THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT I WONDER WHOOO COULD IT BEEE?
Jonathan Roberts
HOUSEKEEPING
Samuel Murphy
GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSEY LITTLE PRICK OR IMMA SLAP YOU SILLY
Dominic Ross
My parents are in Florda and I'm in New York!
My parents are in Florida...and I'm in New York...
*eyebrow wiggle*
Aiden Wilson
As a kid I kept thinking he was hitting his fists together, downward like hammering a nail.
William Clark
We're the Sticky Bandits!
Chase Gonzalez
TWO?
MAKE IT THREE...
I'M NOT DRIVING
Jeremiah Cox
3 and 4 are cancer. they should make a horror movie with adult kevin
Oliver Robinson
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU'VE BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH EVERYBODY!
SNUFFY, AL, LEO, LITTLE MOE WITH THE GIMPY LEG, CHEEKS, BONY BOB, CLIFF...
Oliver Cook
They did but it was a short.
Cooper Wilson
...
Owen Cook
It's a lie!
Daniel Taylor
>Rat kike haunting your dreams
wew lad
Samuel Rodriguez
Marv stepping on the nail in Home Alone is the fucking worst.
Andrew Bennett
...
Jason Perez
caption this
Matthew Fisher
>the ornaments on bare feet
>the nail through feet
FUCK
Charles Miller
Brave citizen in beanie attempts to thwart public menace
Ryan Powell
AH
THE HIDEOUS CAP
THE HIDEOUS CAP
Camden Sanchez
Fuck, I'd forgotten that one.
Carter Harris
Snakes? Snakes? Snakes? I dont know no snakes.
Julian Butler
CANDY STORES
Joshua Davis
Completely agree with everything except the part about non Home Alone movies
Juan Sanders
Buzz. Your girlfriend. Woof.