Discuss Your Donuts

Discuss Your Donuts

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I showered with Spartacus's lesbian mom at white castle

did it happen when you were 9, 10, or 14?

And did you become a prostitution afterward inn the White Castle?

There hasn't been a single day I've been to work in the past 3 years when I haven't stolen something

They are stealing your life so it's fair

I was in an upscale clothing shop in Beverly Hills, back in ought six, right around the time Black Snake Moan came out. And who should sashay in but Christina Ricci herself. And fellas, she was looking fiiiiine. I followed her around the store, trying to think of something to say, but I couldn't. I kept a safe distance. She didn't buy anything, but she looked at a blouse for a while, felt the material with her bare hands and held it up to her chest while looking in the mirror. She didn't take it into the dressing room, unfortunately, just put it back on the rack and left. It wasn't my size or style (woman's blouse), obviously, and a bit out my price range, but I had to have that blouse, so I bought it, brought it home, and had my way with it.

>fatherhood at the age of 18, dna proven
>angry boyfriend of one nighter threatening to press rape charges. She convinced him not to since she initiated.
>a one night stand leg locks me when I begin to pull out, forcing me to cum indside. Her baby looks an awful lot like me. Never saw her in person again
>being told to get tested roughly 7 times
>testing positive for chlamydia twice
>both times not knowing exactly who gave it to me
>having to tell roughly 10 people total they needed to get tested (and that's all I could find to contact)
>in high school, 17, caught balls deep inside a girl while on a picnic table in her yard by her mom and ran. Next day principal calls me into his office and tells me she was 14 and her mom may press charges. I had messages proving she told me she was my age. Mom decided not to press charges
>fucked that girl off and on for years, as recently as 3 years ago
>almost a decade later, bang a girl at a party. turns out to be the picnic table girls' sister
>is only 16. I was 24. Never asked her age because dumb and hammered. She tells sister 5 months later.
>got caught fucking a 38 year old mom from tinder by her husband (no idea she was married) and almost got shot.
>2nd cousin and I had a fling. It ended. Her next boyfriend saw our old messages and sent them all to her mom. Family keeps their distance now, but we're not totally ousted.

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The pay isn't even that bad but I just love free shit

It's like "Oh, some extension cords? Handful of welding tips? A quart of machine oil? Don't mind if I do"

I feel ya, I got a garage full of tools and such all for free.

Nooooo shut up I would fucking die

I am incredibly sexually aroused by the naked bodies of prepubescent girls

how often do you see such naked bodies?

You ever been to voodoo Doughnut? Shits fuckin cash bro

Sounds like you've been having a lot of the sex, my man. I know how that goes, ha ha. I've had sex in high school, college, all around, never tested for stds though, cause I'm smart and lucky. I had sex with a 39 year old woman from Tinder, and when her husband tried to shoot me, I threatened to shoot him back. Later ended up banging his sister, and his niece, ha ha, and she's a 19 year old European model. I've banged pretty much every one of my female co-workers, though only the two I've had a threeway with know don't think they're the only ones. It's crazy. All day all these beautiful women. They have super big boobs which they let me squeeze while they tell me how much they want to have sex with me. I also have a really long wiener.

^

I used to rape lesbians while they screamed:

"Let's just be friends!"

Multiple times a day

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I came balls deep in a black lab when I was 16.

Yacked off to the moans of my dad and his gf when I was staying over one night when I just hit puberty.

I have a friend who is a Christian girl. She seems very polite, educated and well behave. She has a fettish very kinky. She likes to go to lonely places on the street and pretend to be a whore. She even talks to her potential clients and bargain the price but never goes with them. After that. She goes to her home to masturbate

Have a friend...right...what are those prices?

how?

where?

Perk of being a elementary school special ed teacher

I've been watching porn since I was 12 and now I'm 20. I'm stuck with so many fetishes that it isn't funny anymore.

I plead the 5th

Every single day

any hands-on experience or just looking?

Variety is the spice of life

I had sex with my cousin for years before I went to college

I joined a cult on purpose.

Open to questions

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Just looking

Were you raped?

>Meeting the youth group at the pastor's house to go on a weekend camping trip and my dad is running late
>He drops me at the curb and takes off
>I knock on the door and the pastor's wife answers
>She tells me they already left, but I can come in and wait for a ride
>Dad's phone is dead, she can't leave because she's waiting on her daughter to get dropped off, so I'm stuck there
>She breaks out the wii to pass the time, and we start playing
>Daughter calls around 11:00 saying she's staying at friends house
>Pastor's wife tells me it's too late to take me home, I should just spend the night
>I say "whatever" and she puts on a movie
>About 30 minutes in to the movie she goes to make popcorn, then comes back with a bottle of wine
>She starts to get a little tipsy and starts leaning on my shoulder

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Which cult was it?

>Out of reflex I put my arm around her
>She pulls me in closer and puts her hand on the inside of my thigh
>A few minutes later her hand drifts up my leg and rests on my now hard 7 inch cock
>She has me take out my phone and get another picture of her telling me I'm going to want to remember tonight
>I snap a picture of her face, you can tell she's a little lit and horny (pic related)
>She has me pull off my shirt, and I jokingly tell her only if she pulls hers off
>She pulls hers off without hesitation
>I can't believe what is getting ready to happen, 15 years old and I'm gonna nail a 40 year old woman
>I get my shirt off and she asks me to undo her bra
>I fumble for a few seconds but finally get that damn thing off her
>Holy hell, it's really going to happen

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I was staying with one of my relatives for the weekend. His roommate shows up and doesn't say hello, goes straight to his room then asks the person I was staying with when I was leaving (he didn't even see me). This pissed me off. He then commits to playing a video game with us then stays in his room and texts that he doesn't feel like it anymore. Anyways, he has this hissy annoying cat that is the love of his life. Early in the morning, the cat was meowing too much in his room so he of course lets it into the hallway so it can wake up everyone else. I decide to open the window to the room I was staying in and open the door to said hallway. As soon as the cat got curious and stepped on the ledge outside the window, I shut the window. It was super cold out but the meowing finally stopped 30 minutes later, then, I finally got some sleep. I had a long drive the next day so that was part of my motivation but the main reason was because I can't stand that freaking guy.

They spent two WHOLE days looking for the cat and then it came back. I got to fuck with the guy's emotions and I didn't even have to kill the cat win-win in my books boys. thoughts?

I work in IT for a small company. Sometimes I get bored and purposely make work for myself. I usually schedule the server to go down right before a meeting as well to make sure I don't have to go. There's nothing for me to do at them anyways. I also just make temporary fixes on purpose so things will break again like setting computers to automatically downgrade at random intervals. This is the only thing I can do to keep sane

haha. i too have loads of sex with attractive women. Im irresistible to them, like a pussy magnet. Sometimes I even walk up to them and whisper sweet nothings into their ear and have even gotten girls to cum with just that. haha

>I'm sitting there thinking that I was going to ask her daughter out, but I'm going to fuck her mom first
>She pulls me onto the floor and tells me she's going to be gentle so that I can last longer
>I'm thinking to myself that I'm not going to last long no matter how slow she goes
>We're both mostly naked now, and she's laying on her back
>She tells me to kneel between her thighs and then slowly lower myself onto/into her
>She's seen me do the worm on the dance floor so she tells me to use the same motion while pushing into her
>She tells me to go slow and to try not to pull all the way out
>I last about 15 seconds before I start fucking like a rabbit and blow my load into her
>She tells me it's ok, and I'll learn to go slow and make it last
>She lets me take a picture of her ass and pussy and tells me we can play around while I recover some

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>We end up fucking a few more times
>She pulls out some lingerie and asks if I'd like to see her in it
>Of course I say yes, and she tells me to take a few more pictures of her to remember my first time with
>My favorite is the one of her on the couch in front of the family picture (pic relate)
>We end up falling asleep naked in her bed wrapped around each other
>We wake up and she jumps in the shower while I head downstairs
>I'm sitting on the couch feeling pretty good when her daughter walks in the front door
>Her mom's panties and bra are on the floor right next to my feet, and I can tell she sees them
>She says "hi" and then heads up to her room
>After her mom gets out of the shower she gives me a ride home
>It's true that you can never forget your first time

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I was staying with one of my relatives for the weekend. His roommate shows up and doesn't say hello, goes straight to his room then asks the person I was staying with when I was leaving (he didn't even see me). This pissed me off. He then commits to playing a video game with us then stays in his room and texts that he doesn't feel like it anymore. Anyways, he has this hissy annoying cat that is the love of his life. Early in the morning, the cat was meowing too much in his room so he of course lets it into the hallway so it can wake up everyone else. I decide to open the window to the room I was staying in and open the door to said hallway. As soon as the cat got curious and stepped on the ledge outside the window, I shut the window. It was super cold out but the meowing finally stopped 30 minutes later, then, I finally got some sleep. I had a long drive the next day so that was part of my motivation but the main reason was because I can't stand that freaking guy.

They spent two WHOLE days looking for the cat and then it came back. I got to fuck with the guy's emotions and I didn't even have to kill the cat win-win in my books boys. thoughts?..

i fuck anything that walks

Was I raped in my cult? Hard no. Very little sex in this one.

Scientology. I'm still in it.

How much money have you contributed to the cult?

dogfucking user here once again to piss off the newfags and share my degeneracy
I’m typing this one handed on my phone as my other hand is occupied knuckles deep in dog pussy trying to feel for the vibrating egg that I put in her tight little asshole
I’m trying to acclimatize her to anal play so I can fuck her tantalizing tail hole, the idea of hilting a dildo in her pussy while I tap her ass has been very interesting recently

Just thought you should be aware

I hope childhood friend guy shows up. Nigger better deliver.

I'm obsessed by downblouse hunting. Specifically girls with small to medium tits wearing oversized bras that are a cup or two too large. There are so many clueless girls out there not realising their nipples are visible.
If you share a similar interest, kik joystar22

I came on my girlfriends roommate toothbrush

Ain't no crazy like repressed crazy

$25,000 so far

I miss the little girl I used to molest a few years back. Thee idea that shes around 14 by now and can actually have that baby she wanted me to give her is depressing

You’ve posted your story in loli threads so much that I can tell it’s you from this alone

You that one pajeet that always complains?

Is it much of a cult? I read Dianetics and there's some stuff in there that makes sense to me. Helped me with my epilepsy. I thought about joining up, but I'm too much of a Catholic.

Did you ever fuck her or the daughter after that?

Always been a cuck. Wife always rejected the idea.

Got married got her pregnant and her hormones went mental. Last 3 months of pregnancy i was being cucked on a weekly basis.

I'm currently in a relationship with my toilet. I like to dress her up and we have date nights often (at the house of course) I put a bra on her for sexy time and I fuck her with my dick under the seat. I eat my own shit back out to shpw how much I love her and it turns me on so much.

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When I was in junior high i used to keep nude pictures of myself in between regular pictures on my phone. That way I would show a random picture to a girl hoping she would swipe and find one of them. I would then fake embarrassment and claim I forgot that was there. I guess due to our age they would usually just giggle and some would even try to comfort me from my "embarrassment" and tell me it was ok and that it was an accident. Good days.

For years I used to wake up early just to jerk off and cum in both my little and big sisters breakfasts. yoghurts, cereal, sandwiches etc. occasionally cummed in their shampoo and other various things aswell. loved watching them eat, knowing they are swallowing my cum at the same time

I set up my g/f with guys from DL. She dosent know. Give out her info to them. Shes gone out on dates with at least 2 of them. She never told me.

but why?

About a year later I fucked the daughter, and fucked her a couple more times since then

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Didn't they ever notice the flavor once they grew up enough to recognize the taste of cum?

Nope

I dont see how its possible to see that.

What if ur mom had found those? Too risky

>>Special Ed
>>Probably sees little potato kid parts

Eh I guess thats something

you are probably one of the students then

Dude, CoS sucks and the ship is sinking. Unless you're into that sort of thing, chaos:
Go with the independent field. Too much fuckery in the Church tbh. I can help you get in contact with an independent org or auditor near you if you email me at [email protected]

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I don't know. I never considered the possibility. She wasn't fond of going through my stuff, although maybe she should have now that I think about it lol

Also, I duplicate what you're saying, man. Dianetics/Scientology were the only things that helped me with my addiction and other physical and mental struggles. Auditing is where the big wins came from though, reading DMSMH just piqued my interest in the actual philosophy.

You should read the leaked CIA/FBI documents about LRH and how they raided CoS just to steal and learn the tech. That's Black Scientology. It's my theory that Miscavige is a government plant.

Yeah I guess you were lucky, maybe I should have done what u did. my mom wasn't the most technologically savvy person but still used to erase every nude I had taken of myself out of fear

>You should read the leaked CIA/FBI documents about LRH and how they raided CoS just to steal and learn the tech.
*That's what MKUltra is and this is verified. Hubbard tries to warn people about MKUltra and then gets not-is'd as a person? Very strange.

Serious about the toilet if anyone is curious they should try it out way better than dating a woman

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I mean, what's the worse that could have happened? She would just know I took naked pictures, not necessarily that I used them to expose myself to girls. In my case I think she would have simply say me down and explain that is improper and/or dangerous and leave it be. And maybe taking the phone away for a second offence.

Yeah but still ur mom would have seen ur junk erect that would have haunted u for the rest of your life trust me

If I was then I would be getting a lot of sex just like I did when I was in school.

I don't know. My mom has seen me naked plenty. I don't think I would have made a big deal out of it. Plus, I only used soft pics for that purpose, I never stored any erect one. That helped with faking embarrassment and allowed me to "it gets bigger when hard I swear! I'll show you if you don't believe me!"

Not if your close with your mom. My mom has seen mine it's no big deal.

>it's no big deal
in 2 aspects

Hey, me too! Your mom has seen mine I mean.

Well my mom is kinda intrusive af she's seen me peeing or showering outdoors after beach, but seeing my boner would be on a whole other level, I'd freak out

Good to know that guy wouldn't shut up and pissed everyone off and some folks actually wanted to read it

Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom penis

Dang never thought of that before good idea since mine is just 5 inches, subverting expectations

You must be that one guy that she said had a small underwhelming dick that thought he was something so she had to fake it so you would leave her alone.

Well, according to Wikipedia, erections are common in children and infants. So, I regret to inform you that your mom is very familiar with your stiffies. Even further, there have been accounts of erections inside the womb, so if you think about it, you very likely had your boner inside your mom at some point. Sleep well tonight.

It was a golden age my friend. We're talking about junior high girls, giggly, eager to explore the male body and easily impressed.

That was a good come back you had going on until you said she faked it, implying I screwed it without me saying it ever m8

My mom is like that to. I finally got my sisters best friend in my bed when my mom comes in my room to tell me to take out the trash as I was having sex. The girl covered herself up leaving my dick out for my mom to see.

I cant imagine what it's even like to fuck dog pussy. Do they get wet or tight like humans? Do they moan from enjoyment?

I would have lol'd after closing the door if I was her.

Literately no one care

Because im fucked up

Not really. There were times where my bigger sister would notice odd taste on sandwiches and comment on it and I just blamed it on sauce that has expired etc. After that I tried to smear it better and more evenly to hide it better when it comes to sandwiches. lil sis never complained

She did chuckle a little as she closed the door. Unfortunately my sister's friend didn't feel like continuing till months later.

No one cares

What happens with the hormones when their pregnant they just want to fuck alot? I'd imagine maybe that could be cause they haven't cummed in a while. Idk

Did you ever get to fill them with your cum? Which one was the bigger slut?