I'm an Army recruiter
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I'm an Army recruiter
Hunter Thompson
Aaron Reyes
No you aren't you liar.
Blake Robinson
Not a question but can you please stop recruiting dweeby little beta faggots who think the real world is like call of duty.
Caleb Baker
Since you get paid to lie, why don’t you just kys?
Asher Campbell
How does it feel tricking impressionable young men to go die in the desert based on lies about freedom and justice?
Eli Harris
Why are you such a cunt?
James Richardson
We do recruit them
???
There is no trickery buddy
Colton Roberts
Is the /k/ copypasta of
> lying about medical history good
> lying about criminal history bad
true?
Sebastian Richardson
Lying is bad , just be honest to your recruiter
Nathaniel Clark
If the army is so great why do they need faggots like you to convince people to join?
William Davis
What the hell are you doing on Sup Forums
Jordan Turner
Can I join right now?
Carter Ramirez
Would you take a sperg?
Benjamin Hernandez
Why did you lie to me? That shit sucked ass and you knew it, faggot.
Parker Jackson
Objectively wrong.
Jayden Hughes
You can't make this shit up.
Alexander Bailey
This
Cameron Howard
when is the U.S. census?
Zachary James
Is it true that the military is at least partially responsible for the massive spike in college tuition costs in a bid to get more people to enlist to pay for it?
Leo Barnes
When can I come and get my 18x contract ?
Christian Roberts
Nope that’s just greedy leftists
Luis Taylor
Kek
Colton Jenkins
Why did I get 45/45 for blinking?
Parker Torres
How many of the kids that you recruited have been KIA?
Do you feel any guilt when that happens?
Jackson Ortiz
Would you rather suck a dick that's on a girl or have a guy suck your dick?
Luis Harris
Hi. My friend Lori (pictured) would like to join the Army. Would there be any issues with her joining?
Jace Adams
Do you know how many of the guys you’ve recruited have died?