Why did disney force this on us. I can't even stand her accent and I love qt british accents...

Why did disney force this on us. I can't even stand her accent and I love qt british accents. She also looks hideous if you aren't 5.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

She's definitely no hershlag. I crushed on her hard when phantom menace came out. Daisy isn't too bad, just less qt.

I'm British and even I can't stand her annoying as fuck posh accent. Go back and watch TFA and listen to every time she exerts some energy, I swear they just kept reusing the same sound because she was so shitty and bland.

It doesn't even have anything to do with the posh accent it has to do with the tone of her voice it just sounds like shit and annoying.

No one cares what you think. You're not part of an "us".

>start thinking about Daisy's body
>realize that Daisy has partially digested food in her stomach and intestines right now, moving toward her anus
>realize Daisy has chunks of shit strewn throughout her digestive tract waiting for an opportune moment to be ejected
>imagine Daisy partially dissassembling her perfectly composed outfit to take a shit, breaking the illusion of angelic perfection out of necessity
>imagine Daisy's perineum and the area around her anus bulging as a log of shit enters her colon
>imagine it passing out unevenly and smearing her outer sphincter with a streak of feces, an imperfect turd from a flawed creature
>imaging the sputtering of trapped gas and partially liquified shit that follows
>imagine the hairs growing in Daisy's armpits
>imagine tiny beads of sweat seeping from her innumerable pores
>imagine an elongated bead of salty, milky sweat squeezing through a pore, sticking to a nearby hair, and snaking around until it reaches the tip, where it evaporates into the air moisture to be inhaled by some stranger
>imagine the fine buildup of surface oil and sweat under her petite breasts
>imagine it rolling into little black balls of epithelial detritus as she moves, impercepible to the naked eye even if someone were looking
>imagine the interior of her vagina, squishy, mucous-lines walls, unevenly compressed in her seated posture
>imagine the thick, chalky cervical mucous collecting
>imagine the errant drops of piss in her panties, speckled with torn tissue paper

Daisey Ridley is objectively the best Star Wars QT ever made. Her one failing point however it that she didn't fulfill the expectation of a subgroup of the core fanbase, a group that can in laymans terms be described as dickless permavirgin aspies. These individuals got a certain expectation from the film marketing which created for them an excitement and hope to live through the Kylo Ren character as a surrogate for their fantasy world of being a badass and to waifu Rey as new gold bikini damsel in distress. This expectation however was shattered in a humiliating reversal wherein her character that is best summarized as a wittle gurl, bitch slapped the shit out of this Kylo Ren character who also turned out to himself be a unflattering reminder of the personality traits of said aspies in his childish unhinged emotional outbursts.

Thank you for a new copypasta.

Well said. Upgoated.

> new

you're the one that's new

she needs a BBC in her

You reminded me of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

How can you not love this?

That was a little too much for me. Anyways, I gtg

She looks like she murdered Gumby and made a dress out of his skin.

Why do autists not understand a busted face means fuck off

...

Disney also gave us Felicity Jones, Rogue One was way better than TFA.

waifufags are the worst anons to discuss films on Sup Forums. they think you are attacking them personally if you dont like one of their waifu's movies.
its hilarious reading, tho, and you cant take them seriously.

...

here come the wrinkly grandma posters

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

Both are shit pleb taste

bunnyfu is goat tier compared to daisy

thanks
this is my new desktop

Also her uterus is literally inside out

>foot tattoo

...

Pretty much yeah

Lovely

She has a disgusting man voice which is probably because she has a fucked up broken vagina

needs to get

BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

based brap poster

Daisy Ridley > Felicity Jones

There are so many porn fakes of this. The universe wants it to happen.

quiet you heathen. Daisy is cute! shes for the older set who can appreciate her looks.

this is beautiful and just gave me a semi

surprised Disney didn't have it lasered off

...

Man, the fuck is wrong with you?

daisy a cute.
a cute!

>generic gutter trash star tattoo of foot

有冇搞錯啊

Where do you think you are, normie?

For the same reason they didn't cast a sexy female with anything larger than a B cup. It's supposed to be an inspirational feminist flick. They cast a girl that looks boyish for a reason.

She is the fucking Crimson Chin.

CONCAVE
BREASTS

>She will never go all retarded monkey on your dick

I am at one with the force, and the force is one with me. We're so god damned alone.

go back faggot

Agreed. She's uncomfortable to look at.

>you're sitting down to interview Daisy
>she enters the small room and sits across from you
>you shuffle uncomfortably in your seat as she sizes you up
>she smiles, all 50 of her teeth showing
>DON'T BE SHY, GUVNA, I WON'T BITE YEE KNACKERS!
>You stammer and tell her you couldn't understand her
>she leans in close
>I SAID I WOULDN'T BITE YA KNACKERS
>you can literally feel her teeth on your ear and a healthy portion of your face as she says it
>she hasn't leaned back in her seat yet
>she's just sitting there, in your face
>grinding her teeth
>you just want this to end, but you know if you ask a question she'll open her horrifying mouth again and you just might get bit this time

I'd fuck her.

To me she just looks like an absolute cunt of galactic proportions.

That and her fucking last name makes me think of Tom Riddle, aka Voldemort every fucking time I see it on here. Disgusting!

she's really nice, i've met her before. you sound like a redditor

There's something about her face I can't stand. I think it might be too round or something I don't know. The chin/jaw is definitely too flat, I prefer a face more like pic related.