What would /fit/ do?

What would /fit/ do?

uh forgot the board im sorry i got confused i meant Sup Forums

Let her in and give her a bowl of eggs.

I'd give her a workout.

Turn 360 degrees, walk away, grab the Hershlag and moonwalk to safety.

She clearly needs a shot of protein!

...to THIS??

Tell her to start doing GOMAD.

OK.

Still would, she's beautiful at any stage in her life

still would what

hold and love her

You already know
I mean that I would have sex with her at any point of her life, including when she's pregnant with another man's child

Imagine doing something, panic and don't, hit the squat rack to burn away your sadness

I want her to do things with me

a 360 would be a full turn back to where you were originally facing. maybe you mean 180

you mean like hold hands

thatsthejoke.tiff

>Natalie Portman will never give you a lapdance
Kill me

Imagine how puffy and huge her pregnant nips are

Tell her there is no room in my Nazi proof attic except for a waifu and tell her to nod if she understands the implications of accepting the offer.

TIFF?