Why do christfags and alt-redditors hate this show so much...

Why do christfags and alt-redditors hate this show so much? Are they still under the delusion that their beliefs deserve respect?

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youtube.com/watch?v=5GS8JNE7RhU
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pewforum.org/2015/04/02/religious-projections-2010-2050/
pewforum.org/2012/12/18/global-religious-landscape-unaffiliated/
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10776023/China-on-course-to-become-worlds-most-Christian-nation-within-15-years.html
masterrussian.com/russia/facts.htm
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21319945
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They think you can make fun of everything other than them

They simply aren't of the intelligence to understand the social commentary the jokes provide.

Why can atheism be completely btfo by a picture of a hat? Is it because deep down everyone knows atheism is cringe and they're just pretending to appear contrarian?

>tfw TOO smart to not enjoy Rick and Morty

>hi I'm principle vagina
>reddit: haha like on a women xD
Amy Shcumer tier """""comedy"""""

It's for intelligent atheists. They wouldn't understand.
*inserts banana into rectum*

This is the only show smart enough to cater to my intelligence. Drumpfkins need to gtfo of Sup Forums

Jesus Dan go shill elsewhere.

Why can christfaggotry be completely btfo by even a modicum of critical thinking? Is it because deep down everyone knows christianity is retarded and they're just pretending to appear enlightened?

>critical thinking
Hello, reddit.

Why is it that the majority of scientists are religious? Both currently and throughout all of history? Is it because the closest you've been to a Bible is when you were moving it to the fiction section at the local library?

>Why is it that the majority of scientists are religious? Both currently
lmao
>and throughout all of history?
Because otherwise they'd have been killed or censored by christfags

kek BTFO

>Why is it that the majority of scientists are religious?
They aren't

>Why can christfaggotry be completely btfo by even a modicum of critical thinking? Is it because deep down everyone knows christianity is retarded and they're just pretending to appear enlightened?
You think you're smarter than Issac Newton, goy?

He was like an autistic savant. The dude unironically believed in alchemy, so yes, I would say the average person is smarter than that retard when it comes to anything other than math

Wonder Showzen was more offensive.

I mean, they usually are. Maybe look it up before you respond faggot

tips

Most of the people getting annoyed by the smug self-validating atheism & hedonistic nihilism aren't christfags. Your ordinary unironic Jesus loving Christian doesn't frequent these boards.

link me some proof if you're so sure of it

What is it with atheistards and redditards having the absolute worst taste in everything? Are they doing it ironically?

I'm sorry, you seem to have misplaced your argument somewhere as your post contained none whatsoever. Please find it and post it here so we can properly critique it. Remember, please make sure it is a rational and logic argument and not just something spewed out from your fedora in order for us to properly analyze it.

Why do you keep making these threads? Are you starved for attention?

Stop shitting up my shitty board.

>this is what retards actually believe

easy (you)s

im an oldfag whose been lurking since 06, also a christfag and im able to recognize that reddit came from Sup Forums and now its gone back home.

rick and morty is fucking hilarious fight me faggots

No they're not, christcuck

41% are atheist, which is the largest single group.

Even deists outnumber christcucks among scientists.

Because the majority of all people are religious. A more meaningful comparison would be rather scientists are less religious than the general population on average. This would indicate that a more scientific mind is less likely to be religious, and supports the idea that critical thinking generally opposes religion. Of course the poster you responded to would still be incorrect in their argument, but it seems your post was indicating that critical thought in no meaningful way opposes religion.

>41% are atheist
>Majority
Kek

>christian education

I'm not Christian dumbfuck. by your own account more scientists are theist than atheist

they're jelly of the cool kids

youtube.com/watch?v=5GS8JNE7RhU
This is Sup Forums humor.

Sup Forums is the kid in the library reading books or playing chess with other outcasts.

>le clever troll thread

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

Then fuck off to reddit.

Only atheists think in terms of science vs religion. Think of it this way, science is the measure and study of the physical using observation and experimentation. By it's very nature it cannot presume to offer any substantial view on the metaphysical. You cannot materially quantify the immaterial. It's like looking through a microscope and trying to find an atom of justice or a molecule of mercy.

I hope you see why you're being fallacious.

The problem with that (((argument))) is that no natural laws can explain the existence of anything. There is no cause for a beginning or the organization thereafter.

If there is a beginning there has to be a cause. We know there was a beginning. We also know that nothing creates nothing. So why is there anything at all?

Not only does the universe exist but it is finely tuned for our existence.

The multiverse and computer simulation theories exist to explain away this paradox. They are based on zero facts. There is no evidence that supports these theories.

Occam's razor would suggest it was created by intelligence that exists outside of time.

Sup Forums needs to go.

The show encompasses vast themes beyond the understand of small-minded religious sheeple. I honestly feel nothing but pity for those poor deluded fools because they will never develop the intellect to understand the genius that is Rick and Morty.

>'Sup Forums needs to go' says the Redditor

Reddit and Memey is good only because it's the ultimate pleb filter. If you like it your opinion is absolutely shit.

do i need to say more?

>someone thought this was a good idea
>someone paid for this

Redditors are functionally retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=aPc_Jai2-ww
>atheist

>King atheist Bananaphile is a Rick and Memey fan

Poetry

Are these threads literally trolls trolling trolls? I doubt anybody here watches the show or even holds a strong opinion on it.

I've never seen a single episode because it's a shit reddit show.

I mean I like the show but Sup Forums seems to have a hate erection for it because it has a big following on Reddit.

I'm not going to deprive myself of enjoyment simply because someone else likes it

>watching Plebbit and Memey

You have to go back

You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty

Is it no coincidence that the most anti-reddit boards are filled with redditors (Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums)?

i was interested because everyone was talking about it, that until i saw all those 'le science xD' and atheist cringe quotes from the show posted here. Not watching that shit.

It's not so much that it pushes atheism, it's that it bashes Christianity.

There's an episode where Rick goes to Israel, and he says nothing about Orthodox Jews despite 18 minutes of the previous episode being a hateful monologue calling Jesus a faggot.

Anyway in the Israel episode he frequently states that Jews are 'God's chosen' and better than 'the dirty rat goyim'.

It really shocked me.

>It's a Rick says there should be a white Shoah episode

I saw Rick at a grocery store in Tel-Aviv yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “GOD ISN'T REAL, GOD ISN'T REAL, GOD ISN'T REAL"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “FUCK GOD, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE, FUCK CHRISTIANS” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen quips in his hands without paying.

The vegan woman at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Haha, you're fucking epic good sir!” At first he kept pretending to be a cartoon character and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the quips and started scanning it , he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any white misogynist conservative infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each quip and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by talking loudly about how price is just a tool to oppress the proletariat by white, antisemitic males

I live in a country where atheism is the norm so i will never know how this feels like.

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First mistake is to think that people are being contrarian by not believing in a sky wizard simply because they were raised to believe in it and decided there wasn't enough reason to.

I don't understand how people believe in god or any one organized religion when people all across the world have so many different ones, the chance that your religion is wrong is pretty high unless you have some sort of narcissistic worldview.

It also seems so obvious that humans are inherently superstitious about things that can be logically explained, to me religous people look like they're in denial.

Consider this, 3 of the most popular religions in the world are all Abrahamic, meaning most people who have a religion, believe similar things, and in the same god. the chance that your religion is 'correct' is pretty high because most people practicing religion basically practice the same one

holy shit user

i love you

Reddit killed atheism with the fedora meme and the constant mocking of atheism. That site went to shit when the atheists were forced out, as anything even remotely resembling pseudointellectuality was frowned upon and replaced with 9gag humor.

So muslims are going to heaven?
Most christians would disagree with that, and every muslim would disagree with christians going to heaven.

Atheism is the fastest shrinking religion in the world. Atheism is in decline worldwide, with the number of atheists falling from 4.5% of the world's population in 1970 to 2.0% in 2010 and projected to drop to 1.8% by 2020,

Real surveys and statistics say atheism is on the decline worldwide. Sorry atheists but atheism is not on the rise nor is it winning. It's still the minority and a declining one at that.

The Pew Research Center's statistics show that atheism is expected to continue to decline all the way into 2050 with a continued growth of religion. Other research also shows a huge surge in growth for Christianity in China which is currently the world's most "atheist" nation because of the atheist communist government suppressing religion, the research suggests that China will soon become the world's most Christian nation within 15 years.

This is simply history repeating itself: Christianity prospered in Rome back in the ancient era when it was suppressed and it still grew in the militant atheist soviet Russia when it was suppressed there only a century ago with the majority of Russians today now also identifying as Christian. Just goes to show that atheist suppression of religion still doesn't stop religion.

Sources for the legion of whiny /Redditor/ fedoras that will no doubt show up it this thread:

pewforum.org/2015/04/02/religious-projections-2010-2050/
pewforum.org/2012/12/18/global-religious-landscape-unaffiliated/
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10776023/China-on-course-to-become-worlds-most-Christian-nation-within-15-years.html
masterrussian.com/russia/facts.htm

Well son, if you're choosing a religion based on your chances of getting into 'heaven' then I guess your chances of going to hell are pretty high. The point i was making is that there aren't as many different religions (mainstream) as you might think, and that people who believe in god, eerily believe very similar things.

Humanity isn't as divided on religion as you might be led to believe. The characters in the books are all the same.

You're forgetting the evidence and scholars that support the story of Jesus

>His birth
>His teachings
>His followers
>His baptism
>His arrest
>His death

All without a doubt happened as the Bible states.

That all means that the multiple prophecies written (according to historical scholars) centuries before Christ was born all happen to be correct on the time, place, and person.

>let me guess: lucky guesses ayyylmao

Atheism isn't a religion. In fact it's exactly not that.

The Miracle of the Sun, the Fatima revelations and the curing of Sister Marie-Pierre's Parkinson's disease are all miracles attributed to Christ that have happened in the last century.

I find it bizarre how atheists can pretend to love logic but manage to believe that the atheism fairy magically exploded nothing into everything, for no reason, and had it magically form sentient life.

The position of the church is that there is a plan of salvation for good muslims, and that they are part of Gods plans.

At the end of the day it's not up to man to interpret the will of the divine.

>atheism isn't a religion

Bet you wouldn't go into atheist church and say that, it's all these fedoras have.

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21319945

Also,

>Atheist church

Imagine the smell...

this

OH god it's real....

For communion i bet they all line up and take a single nacho cheese Dorito out of the ceremonial bag, take a swig of mountain dew from the ceremonial two litre, and then recite sagan.

The problem with that (((argument))) is that no natural laws can explain the existence of anything. There is no cause for a beginning or the organization thereafter.

If there is a beginning there has to be a cause. We know there was a beginning. We also know that nothing creates nothing. So why is there anything at all?

Not only does the universe exist but it is finely tuned for our existence.

The multiverse and computer simulation theories exist to explain away this paradox. They are based on zero facts. There is no evidence that supports these theories.

Occam's razor would suggest it was created by intelligence that exists outside of time.

I wonder how much for that disaster.

Yeah I find it weird that anything exists at all.
But can you really ascribe a purpose to mankind or the universe?
It seems like any purpose for existing could always be questioned "why?"

How many prophecies of Jesus life were written before his birth and later came true?
I don't think it was prophezized when he'd be born or else people wouldn't be so surprised by him, so that already means we are waiting for a person who fills an arbitrary checklist, doesn't seem so unlikely.

I hate it because you spam this shit like a reddit faggot, get cancer and die faggot.

>Instead of hymns, the non-faithful get to their feet to sing along to Stevie Wonder and Queen songs.

>there is a reading from Alice in Wonderland

>The audience - overwhelmingly young, white and middle class - appear excited to be part of something new and speak of the void they felt on a Sunday morning

Jesus Christ that's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

Fucking fedoras man.

You know what's sad is I think we pretty much had the meaning of life figured out in the *other* shitty Rick and Morty spam thread.

It really just comes down to posturing. People like to pretend they have all the answers, and in this case, all the answers to how the entire fucking universe works. Their answers backed by nothing but dogma, no less. You really have to be completely devoid of any feelings of humility, awe, and appreciation in the miracle of existence to still be religious with what we know about modern science and all its subcategories.

Of course, that's only genuinely religious people. Most of the people here are just self-loathing atheists trolling under several layers of irony.

>666
I wonder who is behind this post


more seriously
>I don't think it was prophezized when he'd be born or else people wouldn't be so surprised by him

the Antichrist is 'prophezized' to be born and I assure you people would be surprised as shit if he did.

*burp*

Was waiting for this copypasta.

>religion is people believing they have all of the answers

Actually in my opinion it's the understanding that they don't have all of the answers, and put their faith in the church and god because of this, lack of understanding, they want answers too.

>tfw the devil successfully convinced the world that he didn't exist
>tfw libcuck atheists think they won't have to answer for their sins

Are christians even allowed to browse Sup Forums?

What happens if someone posts something gay and you don't go to heaven?

I wouldn't take that risk if I were you.

>Occam's razor would suggest it was created by intelligence that exists outside of time.

What fantasy land do you live in where an all powerful being just existing and then creating simple physical laws is somehow more simple than simple physical laws just existing?

>Not only does the universe exist but it is finely tuned for our existence.

The universe is barren as shit and 99% of it is uninhabitable. To say it was finely tuned for human beings is delusionally narcissistic.
We exist in this universe because the conditions just happened to allowed it. If the laws of nature didn't allow for it then we wouldn't be around to even have this conversation.
We adapted to survive in this hostile environment, not the other way around.

>You really have to be completely devoid of any feelings of humility, awe, and appreciation in the miracle of existence to still be religious with what we know about modern science and all its subcategories.

Can you explain the spontaneous creation of matter and all the fundamental forces scientifically, Mr Fedora?

Only an atheist can look at the size and scale of the universe and be selfish enough to think 'yup, that happened by accident'.

Science is a tool that shows us HOW God does something, but offers no insight into why. That's why He came to earth and we have several eye witness accounts of his divinity which in turn shaped the world more than any other force.

Nice not argument atheicuck

Only an creationist can look at the size and scale of the universe and be selfish enough to think 'yup, that happened all for me!'.

>Gay guy gets to heaven
>No gays there
>Worst heaven EVER

We're not afraid of the truth, unlike you ;-)

>st existing and then creating simple physical laws is somehow more simple than simple physical laws just existing?

All we know of the physical fundamentally points to the need for 'before'. Entropy always increases, systems break down, energy and matter can be neither created or destroyed.

This is the second law of thermodynamics and is set in stone.

But matter exists. As does energy. Therefore there is no physical cause for existence. The only answer left is that there must be a metaphysical cause.

Couple this with eye witness and subjective accounts of Christ, and you see why Christianity is the only logical answer to existence.

You're too caught up in hell or heaven, I'm not a christian, and don't subscribe to such beliefs, however, I don't think religion is silly or obviously wrong.

Do some actual research in theology and learn what you like about it, you are certain to learn something valuable, you don't have to subscribe wholesale to a religion.

But having an ounce of information when you're so anti religion will go a long way in making you not look like an idiot.

Well our vision of the universe back in the days of Christ were pretty limited, aliens are probably real, and if god is real then I guess he made them too. The universe could've been created not necessarily for humans but just life in general.

See the problem I have with religious people is how they organize themselves to all believe the same things and push agendas with religion as justification, then when you question them some special snowflake comes out of the woodworks and tells you to be more open minded and picking and choosing from the different religions.

That might work as some Sup Forums ideal but it's not how it plays out in the real world.

>we had the meaning of life figured out
>no replies
This tells me so much about people.

how does it play out in the real world where you live? who is pushing an agenda based on religion as the justification?

I'm not telling you to pick and choose from different religions I'm telling you to educate yourself.

You can separate faith from institutionalized religion, in fact this is how most people practice their faith, most religions people don't give a fuck what you do.

most religious*