My parents found all my loli porn and they're gonna have a talk with me about it

My parents found all my loli porn and they're gonna have a talk with me about it

What the fuck should I say? I need excuses

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>I need excuses
"I'm gay"

tell them you're an aspiring comic book artist and these simple drawings are what you use as guides/examples. real people are too hard to draw right now. then tell them to fuck off

Hahahahhaha there is no excuse you fucking pedo

tell then its for school

>You like flat chests.
They're not gonna buy it, but at least you all can *pretend* thats the reason for it.

Look at her small boobs in this image

Tell your parents "Tits or GTFO".

as long as they didn't find hard CP tell them its 2d girls. Theorize its stemming from a lack of girl attention as a kid so you're stuck in that area of development. Once you get a gf you'll move on.

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Blame video games

Just tell them you are a pedophile

I hope the Tits are not Über Ugly, so Über Ugly that it will claw my eyes out.

that the lolis are actually 500 years old

Show them This Image!

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This is the closest to actually working.

"I only look at loli porn so that it curbs my desire to have sex with children."

Tell them that, and I'm sure this whole thing will blow over.

I do not know if you are attracted to real-life children. I hope not. If you are only into loli than tell them it is not real. They are just drawings as a means to fulfilling out your fantasies. That is all they'll ever be, just fantasies. They do not reflect on who you are as a person day-to-day. Just because you like a kink in fiction does not mean you would fulfill them in real-life. or even desire to.

fucking kill your self. only way out

Happened to me when I was 15. This is honestly the worst thing that can happen to you, it's humiliating as fuck. There's nothing you can do honestly.

THIOSSSS

"it's just drawings, chill."
"it's an art-style, you know how the japs are obsessed with cuteness."
"this is legal, freedom of speech, art and all that."
"don't worry, i'm not going to attack a real schoolgirl or anything, i'm sure you don't want to try everything you've seen in porn either, right?"

oh god are they gonna send you to therapy or jail or some shit lol
are they angry or sad?

Say one of your friend is into mlp porn/furry/jab art other fucked up things and show them what it is. Tell them it's normal in your generation but what this guy (your friend, or random guy at school) is too fucked up for you. Tell them it's just anime girls and drawings, age is not relevant.

Ask them what porn they think you should watch and watch them squirm.

When they say "None", ask if they want you to take an interest in girls?

Then they say "Not on the internet", ask if you should go out and watch them in the streets.

This is as tricky for them as for you.

if they aren't technical, tell them you grew out of it a year ago and forgot to delete it since you just use , downside is you say goodbye to the current collection

otherwise cite some sketchy link you clicked that must have been the root cause

also... if you don't live by yourself why isn't that shit in a passworded folder at the minimum?

Tell them you cant change what your preferences are.

my mom said it "looks perverted" and my dad said its borderline illegal
they aren't showing any visible feelings towards their discovery

they dont hate you for being a pedophile or anything?

i used to use applock (ik it just puts it in a hidden folder but it was good enough)
my phone ran out of memory so i couldnt add to it anymore and started just throwing shit onto my sd card
i borrowed my moms sd card remover so i could "backup some photos" and i guess that made my parents suspicious enough to snoop

they don't seem to hate me
i know my dad's a semi-degenerate cause he has a rubber fetish and i saw he had a bdsm porn folder

This.
Take the focus off of OP and onto the parents and their (possible) failures as parents. Deflection is a key strategy to deal with.

>implying your parents watch porn

Disgusting.

Become a man and buy your own house so that you can fap in peace till death

Anyway if you're under 18 you're good mate, but if you're over why the fuck are they looking through your shit
Its your privacy man
Win win

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Kek at keeping that shit on a phone.
Tell them that you wont apologize for having fantasies or different sexual tastes.

you should be ashamed if your pic in post is the same quality they seen. probably embarrassed that you don't use iqdb and save the high quality original work.

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"I was keeping it for a friend"
works every time

kek

my mom found my shota stash once, it was pretty rough

Something something, not even their final form.

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oh god tell us the full story please

>buy your own house
Not OP but that's possible in roughly 20 years at my current salary. Guess we have to rob a bank to fap in peace.

You’re making a YouTube video on Chris Chan

what happened? please

"I'm proud of you son"

i was 17 at the time and still was a closeted fag. i had recently won a new shitty android tablet from some raffle and synced my dropbox to it. the tablet was garbage so I didn't use it much and left it in my bedroom mostly. well she was fucking snooping around all my stuff one day when i was out and found my pics, it was a mix of 3dcg and 2d shota and she thought the 3d stuff was real so she was freaking out, crying and threatening to call the police and therapists and stuff. she took away all my electronics until I convinced her like a week later to give it back. things turn out better when you're the favorite child. don't think she ever told my dad.

>All fully grown adults in japan are 5 feet tall and look like children
>anime is drawn by japanese
>so all anime looks like children
>which means, looking like a child means you look like an adult in japan
>so in fact these are drawings of adults
>actually mom, you would look very old for your age in japan, you dump old ugly bitch
Problems solved

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Well that's life
Judging from the lolicon stereotype, I assume you have low working skills. Right?
So get your shit together

Or go the easy way out and get a loan and flee
If they find you say goodbye to freedom or you can always kys before they get you

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>snooping around
faggot parents raise faggot children I guess

Pull your dick out and let them know that you're in charge of your own life and only god can judge you

has anyone with a gore folder or general gross shit folder ever have their stuff found? What happened?

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Just admit you're a degenerate and need therapy. Best way to not get your life fucked imo. Also leads you down the path of recovery from your shitty degenerate practices.

You can't explain it shes gunna think your mentaly ill no mater what you do.

No it's not. I'd just call my fag son a degenerate fag if he tried pulling this fagottry.

top kek

your mom didnt care about the drawings? lol

My father found out my loli and shota stash when I was 15. Their reaction could have been worse but doesn't matter. If they find this shit they'll know you're a pedo for the rest of your life. They'll eventually repress it and forget it ever happened as a coping mechanism.

>muh privacy
Spoken like a true fag. Doesn't work with parents you live with. Anyone past their teens knows this.

My parents*

My dad discovered it but he told my mom.

of course she did, she also didn't like the gay furry porn and sonic the hedgehog r34, but it was overshadowed by the 3dcg

glad you managed to avoid a beating

Every healthy adult male in the planet is sexually attracted to females well before they get their period, and any lies to the contrary are repressed bullshit.

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i see
does she hate you lol

You must hail from a seriously retarded geenpool.

no, but only because i'm the only one in the family that doesn't treat her like shit

can she still look you in the eyes?

>My parents did not care about me the post.
Not everyone is raised by niggers, user.

>>muh privacy
>Spoken like a true fag. Doesn't work with parents you live with. Anyone past their teens knows this.
What kind fag are you?

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yes, we haven't talked about it in years.

im guessing the kind that got cavity searched by his parents everyday and enjoyed it.

Copile harder, pedo.

your time has come, ur fukkin done kiddo

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>It's my private right to be a pedophile mom geez!
Don't worry, some day you'll get past puberty.

>You like flat chests.
As a manon who likes small boobs and tall, slender women, I dislike this excuse.

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be happy it wasn't fur porn they found instead

Yes I'm a lazy dumb pervert doing fullstack webdev, network/system admin shit.
Everyone is poor in this east-european country, except politicians. Fuck this place I'm going to Japan.

anthropomorphic animals are a lot less illegal

Either this is you or you're a common nigger, lol.

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Oh no no no no
>>>>dcg
Jesus christ ahaha what did she say to you after giving your stuff back?
So what was their reaction? Do they still fuck with you?

Sexualised anthromorphic cartoons have been around since comics were made. Being a pedophile has never been kosher. Dumbass.

fpbp
This is really the best advice. Gays are a fucking protected class these days. It's ok to be a degenerate pedo as long as you suck nigger dicks.

lets agree to disagree that pedos and furfags are equally degenerate

she made me promise i wouldn't look at that stuff anymore

Pretty much
Legal adulthood needs to be respected
But the pedofag needs to also respect property rights
So they can keep monitoring him(only seems okay because of parental concern)or pedofag needs leave and enjoy his independence

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>not encrypting your controversial porn
You stupid green slut

Some 20 year old adult girls happen to be very short and extra baby faced and are almost indistinguishable from 16 year olds, just tell them all the drawings are supposed to be of those particular types of girls.

Well Amerifag here so I don't how poverty works over there
Here in America they poor are poor because they enslave themselves (not saying there isn't corruption)
Americans just consume and bitch they don't have enough

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Now after you actually molest someone you can blame mother for taking away your safe outlet.

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This one's better you fag

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>Being a pedophile has never been kosher
People have been going balls deep into 14 year old for the past 11,000 years what the fuck are you talking about. Age of consent was introduced in the US in the 1940s... so in the big picture it's only very recently become taboo.

>Fuck this place I'm going to Japan
Good luck
They probably won't like you there
So brush you're teeth before you go

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What does copile mean?

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>14
>Pedo
This guy...

actually the term is hebophile

Fag
Imagine liking that
Also rip your childhood freedom

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I feel like I should be learning something from this, but can't figure out what.

Fuck y'all for being civilized. I was aiming for more shitposting.

If you go anywhere in China today and ask anyone what age the sauna girls start at, they will all say 14. In Germany it's 16, in the UK it's 18.

This is usually said by fags to privileged to actually know someone in poverty.
Pro tip: your stoner looser friends do not represent the working class.

"I'm into midgets."