Alright robots, time for a Sup Forumsoss battle

alright robots, time for a Sup Forumsoss battle.

>The boss has 1500 HP
>Singles deal 10 DMG
>Dubs miss
>Trips deal 50 DMG
Quads score a critical hit, dealing 100 damage
>Quints fucking die

Start rolling, fags

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man that sounds boring as fuck i hope nobody but me plays your stupid fucking game don't call me a faggot

sup fellow faggot we're both playing now

Get on your knees and get ready to suck the cheese


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lets get that crit niggers

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.



Go to r9k

they see me rollling

not your day you fucking faggot

bump bump don't stop de the bumpity bump

OP = Faggot



Onward fellow whites

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nice miss


quads get

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how do i heal it?

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