Be me

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Be me
19 in a few days
4'4" - 4'5" female
Only people to like me are pedos
Guys in my area are 5'10" minimum

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Colton Watson
Colton Watson

What area? Hmu on Kik shanedup1323

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

timestamped pic standing next to something for scale or gtfo

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

Timestamped pic of dick next to ruler or gtfo

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

overly emotional response
uses sexual shaming techniques "have sex incel"
You've definitely proved you're female.
Now prove you're that short

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Unironically 5'5" manlet

Short girls are the only thing that keeps me alive tbh

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

Is butthurt getting called incel.
thinks someone telling them to show their dick is a defense mechanism.
We get it you played magic in high school. Now prove your dick is small.

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

When I didn't even call you a incel, but you jumped straight to it. OOF

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

We get it you played magic in high school
I played D&D in high school. I play Magic as an adult.
God, you're stupid.

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

If it counts for anything OP I dated a girl that was 4'10 and I'm 6'4 and our heights weren't a problem at all. Nobody cares about your height as much as you do

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

you small and skinny or you curvy?

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

I played D&D in high school. I play Magic as an adult. God, you're stupid.
You got that high wipe huh?

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

19 in a few days
Poor thing
4'4" - 4'5" female
Buy pepper spray kid.

Only people to like me are pedos
Thats sexuality for you, if you were another color then you would have people with a fever for you just like you'll get guys into you just because you are small..

Guys in my area are 5'10" minimum
so you mean 5'8 ?

this.

My tallest women was 6'2 and smallest 4'9 and the only thing i can say about this is: all womens are the same heigth when they are laying on a bed.

just enjoy being small, there is nothing else you can do about it.

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

all womens are the same heigth when they are laying on a bed
Some are taller than others.

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Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

Yeah not only am I the height of a 8 year old, I weigh about 53 pounds. I have a baby face. I get confused for being a child doing simple daily adult tasks. So it's a little different then simply being short and looking like a regular adult just being short.

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

HAHAHAHA

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

eat bitch

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

Wear makeup or something idfk

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

I eat until I get full, and as a result im a healthy weight. Try it sometime! Oink oink!

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

Wear makeup or something idfk
Yeah because that's how it works

Aaron James
Aaron James

post body

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

so does she look older with makeup on or does she still look like a child?

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John Brooks
John Brooks

Show that body shorty, I would turn you into my submissive

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

I had a girl come over one day. The second she walked inside, I threw her on the couch, took off her shoes, and put on her favorite TV show so she could relax and feel comfortable. Then I forced her to the kitchen, shoved her over the dining table, and cooked a nice candle-light dinner. Then I finally carried her to my bedroom, ripped off her clothes, and gave her a new set of pajamas so she could sleep comfortably.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

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Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

Wouldn't say that to my face.

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Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

OH YOU hahah.

my best friend is 4'9 and when we were younger we LOVED doing stuff like
(spot her on rollerblades late in the evening)
''HEY THERE LIL' GIRL, WANT A LIFT?''
''I'm not supposed to talk to strangers who offer me candy''
''i dont have candies, only drugs''
(she then proceed to enter the car)

Seriously, your heigt is not gonna change so just deal with it, dress how you want and learn to punch and kick balls

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

what kinda dumb shit is that? if the cut off for womanlet is 5'7 whats the cut off for manlet?

the cut off for womanlet is 5'5 no debate

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

Im not complaining about my height or appearance it's cute as shit, the problem is the pedophiles

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

That made me genuinely laugh lol

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

Also im pretty sure every short person makes jokes like that, I know I have.

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

proof that EVERYONE know about the fact that small womans will have pedoes around her.

thats what i mean, punch and kick balls and ''train'' them to act like decent human beings.
also , being that small you should check yourself early for stuff like fybromialgia or whatever its called in english.

Find the least worse of them and make a life with it.
when you will be 30 and that babyface will be gone, you'll be running to men in their 40-50 to feel young and irresistible for your body again.

sex is just a big joke where the most daring always win just because everyone else always fold thinking they dont have anything to offer.

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

Post face, there's a difference between "looks young for her age" and "looks like a literal child"

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

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Juan Baker
Juan Baker

youtu.be/EBECALbKFiM

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

fybromialgia? I get english isn't your first language but really? are you that stupid?

I don't want to punch and kick pedos in the balls, 1. thats assault, 2. they would legally be allowed to assault me back. 3. they would probably jizz their pants.

Heres a idea how about I dont talk to a pedo?

Having a baby face means I'll still look young for my age when I am 30. That's how it works unless I smoke or drink heavily.

I didn't mention sex, but you sure did!

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

yes, but see, it is the nature of the FEEEEEEMOID to be over-emotional and irrational!

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

Why would I watch you're little practically nonexistent channel, when theres hundreds of others that are actually popular, and entertaining to watch?

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

You are describing a incel.

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

shut the fuck up

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

Considering it's my post, how about you shut the fuck up. Also 4/5 of the things I mentioned were common sense and the other 1/5 takes .05 seconds to google!

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

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Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

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Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Back peddling at its finest.

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

LARP. Shitty one at that.

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

I'm confused tbh

A chick makes a thread

A spergy incel faggot immediately jumps to his ridiculous, mentally ill conclusions, and acts emotional and irrational over nothing, which is what they constantly accuse women of doing by default

thus, shit is hilarious because incels are hilarious when they aren't hitting somebody with a van

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

that wasnt me you just sound like midget cunt

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

You are literally Sup Forums commentating, I'd say do it for work on something people actually care about, but considering you're on here. Gonna have to guess ordering chicken tendies is mentally draining for you.

Isaac King
Isaac King

If you're that easily butt hurt, seek mental help immediately before you shoot up a school.

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

When you have no friends so larp is just role play to you LOL

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

you came in here mad you dumb bitch. look at your replies to everything. you didnt even follow the protocol gtfoh

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

Awe, are you big mad? You're butt hurt by the replies so that's on you buddy. lmfaooo gtfo of my post h c:

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

Get over it stupid bitch. You want dick then get what is offered or be a prudish shit who does nothing but complain that life isn't good enough and eventually kill yourself. More than likely fail at killing yourself, too.

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

LOL Someone is self reflecting. Me complaining about pedos somehow means that im a prude for not taking to them, im guessing you legally have to introduce yourself to neighbors.

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

lmao youre the mad one like i said look at your posts. you started a thread with some mad bitch energy and as i said before you didnt follow the protocol. there are rules here

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

Repeating literally the exact same thing plus another "no youre mad not me waaa" wow so impressive BIG BRAIN

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

you cant way wieght that little and be that yall unless you look like a piece of wood

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

Almost no marriage-material guys are going to care if you're short unless you're literally incapable of giving birth, or if you're also fat.

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Cry more you vapid bitch.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

Yeah because youve seen so many people my height and weight to go off of right?

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

You must be mentally retarded. No was are you this stupid.

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

they always do

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

Lol replying to your own post? like we all can't see. Someones to sensative for Sup Forums.

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

lol youre mad dude so angry. this isnt a contest of intellects i didnt claim to be smart. post timestamp or gtfoh

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

this isnt a contest of intellects
just because you feel stupid compared to everyone else doesnt mean theyre trying to compete with you. The earth revolves around the sun, not you bud.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

No girls on here you fucking liar.

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

that wasnt my post you paranoid midget clown

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

everyone can see, but okay

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

Get a tattoo on your face or neck. "Cumslut" "Sick Girl" or "Fuckmeat" ought to do it.

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

youre the one bringing up brains mad bitch. timestamp

William Walker
William Walker

if thats what you want to believe ok

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

Since were sharing our opinions with people who could give a fuck less, you should get incel tattooed on your neck, but no one would be able to see it under the neckbeard.

David Stewart
David Stewart

timestamp a picture of your micro penis, and i swear to you I will bud.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

im not the one claiming to be a midget cunt. TIMESTAMP

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

Stfu you fucking niggers

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

I told you what would make me do it. TIMESTAMP

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

I didn't ask and I don't care. TIMESTAMP

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

Everyone should know OP never delivers. Give it up already.

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Julian Butler
Julian Butler

Body says 6
Face says cool wine aunt
I dunno, man.

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

I didn't ask and I don't care.
Argues with me and BEGS for a picture of me.
You are so so so sensitive. Imagine being old enough to use Sup Forums, but not old enough to understand the word no lol.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

Like I said I'll post a picture, when I start seeing dicks.

Isaac White
Isaac White

I am female,18, 5'6 and 104 pounds we out here average and thriving

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

tits or gtfo

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

maybe, maybe
im liking this whole teasing all of Sup Forums thing this girl did

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

They really are all dumb as a box of rocks, and easily triggered. So sensitive.

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

Well i'm not replying to you micro penis neck beards anymore.

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

I’m 4”11” and I’m a man should I kill myself

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Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

imagine using the site and not knowing the rules.its not even about the picture at this point. its the principle. like why are you even here? whats the point of posting just to be a bitch?

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

imagine not seeing the obvious troll

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

Man, this thread was a fucking joke and not even a good one. I'm disappointed.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

dont come back here

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

why was is he/she or whatever it is holding on to it so long then? shits annoying af.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

I'm honestly confused what I'm even being made fun of for, here. I...am an incel, because I made fun of incels? Odd, 'cause they seem to be the only people who don't believe they are hilarious.

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

Man, this thread was a fucking joke and not even a good one. I'm disappointed.
That's female comedy for you.

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

People who like me are pedos
So they just openly say this when hitting on you, or??

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

How the fuck do you only weigh 56lbs? I curl more than you.

Do you have cancer or something?

Also, learn to limit your expectations, not self secure man would ever want to breed with a womanlet. Your genes are shit.

Isaac James
Isaac James

seriously pathetic what Sup Forums has become

these kids try so much harder to be edgy and tough, but they're even whinier little cucks than my ilk were when we were kids

back in my day this thread woulda been three posts long because once the timestamp was not produced nobody would feed the troll. but back then I guess there was actually content on this board.

Honestly some bitch casually dunking a bunch of underageb& is the highlight of Sup Forums tonight and that's sad but tbh i ain't mad

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

shes gone

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

shut the fuck up boomer

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

That's why I called it a joke, this entire thread should have been blown over after the word incel and neckbeard was thrown about.