Be me

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

be me
be trans, and addicted to cock (relevant, apparently)
my niece once came to my apartment after she turned 18 and we spent time with friends and almost pulled an allnighter playing games and talking about D&D
i got tired and went to bed
a friend was gonna sleep on the couch and my niece was gonna sleep in the same bed i was sleeping in
so i notice i'm cold as fuck and after a while she finally gets to bed
im trying to resist the cold
I can hear a slight breeze and im legitimately freezing
I ask her "[niece's name], are you awake?"
she says yeah
"don't you feel cold?"
awkward silence
"...no?", she says
i can't process her discomfort because im cold as fuck
fuck ima die of hypothermia
so i finally basically bury myself in bed like a fag taco until im not so cold and i sleep
when i wake up she's dressing up and notices im awake
she asks why did i ask her if she felt cold last night,
"i was cold as fuck and i thought a window was open, so i wanted to know if you felt cold too so you could just get out of bed to close the window"
she looks at me, then looks at a window
it's wide open
i can see her discomfort and fear turning to anger
"OP you're a lazy bitch, you know that?" she says
and then she didn't speak to me for two hours
good times

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John Hernandez
John Hernandez

be me
be trans

bad idea

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

nice blogposting fag

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

be me
be trans
show pp

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

oh i get it because she thought you were coming onto her

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

To be fair that was a lazy bitch move

Jack Smith
Jack Smith

seriously what was the point of this thread?

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

girl: you can worm me up user owo
OP: IM GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

niece thought op wanted to fuck

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

it certainly was

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

no

John Stewart
John Stewart

p transphobic tbqh

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

Mentally ill degenerate is lazy... color me surprised

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

u couldve closed the fucking window usrself ou're a lazy bitch, you know that?

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

better to be a degenerate than a rapist

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Hey at least she had just turned 18.

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

Be me
Read this story
Cast magic spell to get wasted time back
Oh shit! Speak spell slightly wrong!
Create parallel time line
Get ass raped by Mecha Hitler
Get infected with Mecha herpes
Still more enjoyable than reading that story
Bazinga

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Owen Reed
Owen Reed

This must be why trans people define themselves exclusively by their quirk. Without it they have nothing interesting to say. Fuck your niece and report back, or GTFO.

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

This post gave me HPV.

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

I feel that op is writing this out as a draft for his sibling when their kid says uncle user was a fucking creep drooling over her in bed.

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

You can't even fucking greentext, you dirty fucking nigger

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

nice trips