"Uh... David Duke"

"Uh... David Duke"
>the Sup Forumstard begins to chuckle
"All women are whores. They only care about money"
>the Sup Forumstard laughs out loud, spewing tendies crumbs all over his desk
"IMMA START SCREAMING! OHHHHHHH!"
>the Sup Forumstard can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
*white character gets cucked*
>The Sup Forumstard starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"Moonman"
>the Sup Forumstard's heart explodes and he dies

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imgur.com/r/milliondollarextreme/21nUMnV
hewillnotdivide.us*
twitter.com/AnonBabble

this isn't funny

What the hell, Charlie Day is a fucking Nazi!!

c...cuck! delete this!

average MDE fan

OP's can't delete wut r u a dummy?

t. Faggot just trying to be contrarian

Can't wait for the contrarians to you being contrarian.

>Sup Forumstard snowflake that can't take a joke
Not surprising
Just lighten up its just a bit of funposting

"Uh... David Duke"
>the lefty scum begins to sweat
"All women are whores. They only care about money"
>the lefty scum grits xir teeth and clutches the armrests of xer chair
"IMMA START SCREAMING! OHHHHHHH!"
>the lefty scum, hands shaking, pulls out xir phone
*white character gets cucked*
>the lefty scum tries navigating to r/politics, at full triggered levels
"Moonman"
>the lefty scum wifi gets cut, because another in the commune spilled weed on the router, xir heart explodes and dies

I don't think you understand the joke

shutup...just leave us in peace for once.

I don't think you understand the joke

no you don't understand

Who cares about namedropping David Duke? The skit was a funny parody of Mystery and PUA faggots.

>reddit snowflake can't take criticism of his shitty joke

nyat surprising

>the same handful of redditors dogpile Sam again
>and again
>and again

we get it, you're upset about the election, but give it a rest

i unironically wish i had an abusive SJW gf who cucks me with BBC

imgur.com/r/milliondollarextreme/21nUMnV
Hint:This is not a screencap of a MDE skit

not a poltard, world peace was a great show

funny is funny, get over it

Wouldn't this be more effective on Sup Forums?

yo im a cockbreath homo who takes dicks in the ass and I rate this thread 10/10

YO YO YO YO HOOOOOOOL UP
>*votes Trump*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*instintively checks hewillnotdivide.us*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*opens tab to play Never Come Down*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*6 months later watches election night*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*defends Barron*
U BE SAYIN
>*monitors shipment of MAGA hat*
HOL UP HOL UP
>*hates blacks*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*but likes Carson*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*watches Stefan Molyneux but not the whole vid*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*takes Super Male Vitality*
HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*stalks Antifa*
ALWAYS GON BE
>*conflicted about Syria*
AYYYOO HOL UP HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*three word reponse to India posters*
SO HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*hopes Pence feels appreciated like Trump*
ALWAYS GON BE
>*wish awooposters died*
FOREVER
>*deletes outdated delegates folder*
EVA EVA
>*hopes Shia gets thwarted again*
GON EVA BE
>*waits for that pic in Wallstreet Bull threads*
AYYYOO GON FOREVER BE
>*wonders if Ghost from Ghost Radio actually gets angry with his callers*
HOL UP
>*hates Cernovitch but respects his dedication*
HE'LL FOREVER BE
>*wants Kushner dead*
EVA BE
>*scared to use 23andme*
EVA EVA BE
>*longs for day when white women wear traditional garments*
FOREVER EVA
>*too socially inept to attend Sup Forums meetup but wishes the ones that do the best*
WAIT JUST HOL UP FELLA WHITE MAN
>*wishes Ivanka married someone else*
U SAYING HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*wants to check out TRS but remembers Enoch*
/OUR/
>*reports this thread*
SOME FLIPPITY FLOPPITY ON HIS OWN DAMN ISSUES KINDA
>*baneposts*
Per EZZZZZZZ e DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN?????????????????????????????

Need to keep reminding people of the evil white man

I've been catching up on Sam Hyde's old stand up and its a damn shame his career tanked. The dude was one bold motherfucker I'll tell you that, even if his material was hit or miss, but when it was a hit, it was a fucking hit. I rarely ever laugh with my gut at anything, or laugh at anything for that matter, but Hyde does throw some punches.

Hopefully his punished arc ends with him getting some form of mainstream success.

His career is reminiscent of fucking a really hot girl and busting a nut too soon, then the hoe dumped him and now he's on the hunt looking for some prime gine again. Hopefully it works out for the best, TV needs more kino

>unironically using the insult "cockbreath"

I hope you don't actually say that in real life

>instintively
Alright buddy, time to go

The shilling is full force lately
Non whites are trash

fuck off spergler, with your word police fag ass bullshit

>tfw I'm a centrist

Feels good knowing I'm never wrong

at least this pasta has slightly more entertaining than the old le drumpf john oliver/colbert ones

Kek

Holy shit Eric Wareheim is a Nazi?!

Guys, pls, one original meme.
Just one.

Oh noooo he did the nasty arm with a smile on his face!

This. His stuff was muddled but with great moments of humour and boldness. If he had time to refine his timing and cut out the junk we could have seen some gold. He hinself admits a lot of it is filler.

Wants an old, fat man to make his country great and solve all his problems and can't even maintain a healthy body weight or take care of himself.

Why are Trump cucks such hideous, beta manchildren. No wonder us liberals look down on them. I pity these people. Euthanize these grotesque animals. Fucking disgusting.