Ask an enlightened being anything

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Ask an enlightened being anything.

Not a joke or troll thread. Ask sincere questions and you will recieve good advice.

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Michael Myers
Michael Myers

If I travel at 1.37AU per Planck time, how long until I reach the center of Andromeda? Nearest hundredths please.

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

what is a valuable piece of advice for a young man to know?

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Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

how do I get over anxiety about procrastination? I feel no consequences for delaying work, so I always just put it off until its to late.

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

How can I achieve happiness over anxiety and depresión?

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

Wrap your rascal two times, nigga

David Lewis
David Lewis

Graduated college and got my masters degree/teaching credential all while being a lazy pile of shit like you. Your point of failing begins where you concede. The truth is, if it wasn’t for the last minute nothing would ever get done.

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

wow thanks mr enlightenment, i should just continue to be a sack of shit like you and put things off untill they just sort of work out. sounds great.

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

what is a valuable piece of advice for a young man to know?
That it's great to have a god time, but realize that inner peace and happiness comes only from knowing yourself as you are in reality.
How can I achieve happiness over anxiety and depresión?
how do I get over anxiety about procrastination? I feel no consequences for delaying work, so I always just put it off until its to late.
Examine the feeling of anxiety, without labeling it. It might seem hard at first but simply look at it with no judgment. The moment you can say that you can live with that feeling for the rest of your life, if need be, you have transcended it.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

you can live with that feeling for the rest of your life
fuck it, I'm killing my self. I cant live with this shit.

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

Thank you

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

How did you get enlightened?

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

What is your meaning of life?

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

I felt as you do. It isn't so bad as it sounds. For instance, a man who has faced death psychologically is incredibly liberated and free.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

what shit?
Inadequacy? Impotence? Boredom? Loneliness?

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

What is your meaning of life?
To simply "be", as corny as it sounds. There is no definitive purpose. Enlightenment is an invitation into the unknown, to live a life that is not paint-by-numbers. This requires no premonition of what it means to live a meaningful life.

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

how do i improve my competitive cumming? im going for most cums/minute, not distance. id like to be state champion at least. if you need more info about the amazing sport of competition ejaculation, just ask.

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

How did you get enlightened?
Back in 2014, I had a "glimpse beyond the veil" while attempting meditation (vipassana) for the first time. I was lucky. That gave me a target to "shoot for."

I practiced self-inquiry from then on. Always examining who "I" am and who is experiencing life in any given moment.

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

This is going to be a bit long.
About 3 days ago, it was around 4:30ish in the afternoon. I was taking a train to college. Just before the train was about to take off, a crazy dude boarded the train and the doors closed.

Crazy dude then starts trying to pick fights w/ other passengers. He slammed a teen boy against a closed door and tried to tackle someone else. He missed and fell on the floor.

As he was getting up, he reached into his pocket to get something and clenched his fist.
A couple passengers and I noped out of there and got on the next train car.

At the next stop, the crazy dude took his fighting onto the platform where he was eventually knocked out. Turns out that he didn't have a knife.

Ever since then, I avoided taking that train line and used another bus/train route to school.

tl;dr: How do I get over PTSD?

William Price
William Price

learn how to ko someone quickly you fucking donut
take boxing lessons or something
dont allow yourself to be victimized by some fag with projection issues

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Who are you?

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Who who who who, are you.

William Campbell
William Campbell

why don't you know the earth is flat if ur so enlightened

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

beta cuck soyboy

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Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

How do i shot web?

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Reading your responses to these inquiries is rough, you're still working on it and I respect that but you're a far cry from being able to pontificate anything meaningful to anyone. You should spend less time on Sup Forums

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

Pray tell, nigga. I wish to be a cum king. Is there a combine or something?

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

How do i love again?

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

If you're so enlightened, why are you on fucking Sup Forums?

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

You aren't enlightened. You may be mentally ill.

Have you talked with a psychiatrist lately?

Answer my question and don't ignore me.

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

Didn't you pass the fourth grade?
1 AU = 1.581 × 10^-5 light-years
x 1.37 = 2.166 × 10^-5
Distance to andromeda = 2537000000 light years
Divide the two = 1.17128347 × 10^14 planck time units to reach andromeda
No point in converting it to seconds, it'll be 30 orders of magnitude faster than 1 second

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

is liking traps gay

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

What can you offer human