Good old racist jokes

James Powell
James Powell

Good old racist jokes:

A nigger, a Jew, a Mexican, and a american are waiting at a bus stop...
...when all of a sudden a genie comes along. He says, "Well, we've got some time before the bus comes so why don't I grant you all one wish."
So the Jew pipes up and says, "My one true wish is that all of my people be able to live in peace together in Israel." The genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! Done.
Next the Mexican says, "Really I wish that all of my people can live in prosperity in Mexico." Again the genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! Wish fulfilled.
Next the black guy says, "My wish is that all black people be able to live together in peace and prosperity in Africa." Again the genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! All the black people go to Africa.
Finally the genie turns to the american and asks him for his wish. "Let me get this straight," the american says, "all the Jews are in Israel, all the Mexicans are in Mexico, and all the blacks are in Africa? Shit, I think I'll have a Coke."

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Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

Bump

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

Wouldn't they just wish for world peace? I don't see how anyone would realistically be that minimal in the face of infinite possibility.

2/10 joke.

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

What a terrific audience

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Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

What does pontiac stand for?

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

Yeah we've all seen Boondock Saints

William Morgan
William Morgan

Can we like not use the N-word, please? It makes me very uncomfortable.

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Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

This

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

Go to your safe spaces and stay there.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

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Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

Can we like not use the N-word, please? It makes me very uncomfortable.

People who annoy you

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

< based Le old f*g. good to have a classy gentleman among the rubbish. I think we are all above using that word lol XD

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

A man walks into a bar. He says "OP sucks cocks" and everyone agrees.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

Hey you better back off, they're just trying to make this board a better place. I suggest you frick off, before you really make me mad...

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

Nigger faggot kike.

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

I'm sorry sir but that tears it. Consider yourself reported.

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

Niggerer, faggotier, kikeiest.

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

What's green and mows the lawn ?

None of your business... it's my nigglet and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Jace Green
Jace Green

Gtfo faggot . ive seen boondock saints too

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

That's from Boondock Saints.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

What is the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
– The bucket