Has anyone here been to a escort/hooker

Has anyone here been to a escort/hooker

what was the experience like?

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never been with one but I've been thinking to hire one to exploit my humiliation fetish.

humiliated how

Dunno, pay her just to watch me jerking off, ask her to make fun of me and/or tease me with her feet. Maybe even pay her to have sex with another man while I watch.

you don't pay her to fuck you pay her to leave

going into it knowing what to expect makes it better.

I did the opposite, which is harder to find. There’s a fully nude biker bar style strip club in Myrtle beach, with extra trashy looking sluts. Everyone of them asked to come back to my hotel. I asked each one them if they’d be okay with doing the things I wanted. 2 of them said yes, so of course I picked the white one. For 90 minutes she licked my ass, let me jam her with toys, took my spit to the face, ass to mouth with a condom and she ate my cum off the bed when I finished. Best 600 dollars I ever spent. Highly recommended

Have one coming over in a couple of hours. AMA.

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Yeah kinda ended like this. Definitely worth it.

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how much per hour?

600 bucks? I hope my fetish turns to be cheaper :/

A few times, I’m in Australia in a state where brothels are legal.
Generally rates are $130 half hour or $200 for the full hour at some of the cheaper ones.
You generally get what you pay for but the women I’ve been with are lovely
If there’s anything specific you want to know just ask

$200 but that's me offering to pay that much for quality.

Doing fetish stuff that gf won't do.

do they give blowjobs without condom, I heard most don't then I'm thinking whats even the point?

Depends on where you are, here it’s illegal to give an uncovered bj, if you slip them a little extra they’ll go for it though

couldn't think of anything more pointless than a blowjob with a condom on

First escort I was with I saw maybe 10 times, then she moved/quit/whatever
Then I've been with 4 others and only 1 had been bad, essentially she lied about how big she was in the add, using shopped pictures or favorable angles.
I also had one experience where the woman (and her pimp) tried to rob me.

My lesson learned here is to get a vibe check from the girl and if you feel thats *anything* is off just forget about it. Your dick will be eager for you to risk it (as it was when they tried to steal my money). One protip on this: do not go for a girl that does "anything as long as the money is right". Paying extra for "no condom" is a no brainer but basically, if she has an extra fee for Swallow or whatever, just continue browsing. The first escort I met I had a back and forth with and I got a sense of who she was. She was definitly my type (pudgy redhead) and a little bit older (27 I think, when I was 25 myself) but wasnt that hyperstylelized 10/10 "I will make your dreams come true ;)" kind of girl. I got a GFE and was very satisfied with it.

As for the encounter that went south. She basically wanted me to pick her up, then already I shouldve backed out. When I came there she wanted the money before even getting in the car. I refused and drove off and 10 minutes later her pimp calls me and starts to threathen me. Needless to say it was a pretty negative experince but in retrospect there was so many warning signs.

i had sex. i lost money. 6/10 i'd say.

what the fuck do you think it is like? you pay to a person money and they let you lose your virginity on them.
>what was the experience like?
what the fuck does another persons experience matter? do you think people are all same and whores are a single fuck puppet?

are most online escort sites just scams, like will someone rock up that looks nothing like the pictures

Yeah I pay nigs 40-60 bucks to suckle my peen

pro tip: if you see a girl you really like, don't put it off. The longer you wait the more likely she will change cities or stop whoring altogether.

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>pimp calls me and starts to threathen me
Had the opposite. Cash and dash so i threatened the pimp. Got money back.

Ive fucked maybe 7 or 8 hookers in my life. It's really not worth it. You blow $100 bucks for 5 minutes and end up feeling really gross afterwards. The risk of catching an STD is really high too. There are like 30 diseases you can catch with a condom on. I actually caught herpes from a handjob on a tinder date. She fingered herself first and then jerked me off. I caught anal warts from having my ass eaten out another time by some one night stand.

My advice to you is to go to an asian massage parlor instead. You pay $50-60 at the door for an hour massage and another $50 for the happy ending. Just make sure they put a fresh sheet down on the massage table and that she washes her hands.

The hardest thing is to nofap a couple days before. Almost impossible when you are browsing escort sites

are you having a rough day user?

90% of the time the pics are fake as fuck
But when you’re only paying 100ish you get what you pay for

I would pay big time if a whore dressed up like this wifey.

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For 600 bucks, any white male under 50 can fly to Puerto Vallarta Mexico, stay for a week in a nice place, eat the best tacos on earth and fuck a minimum of 3 girls from Tinder for free.

And get beheaded, yeah no thx

Or this slut

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The odds of finding a whore that dresses for your fetish is tiny. If you want a whore to dress up for you, buy the clothes you want her to wear.
Sorry to hear about your expensive fetish.

PV is safer than almost any similar size city in the US.

numbeo.com/crime/in/Puerto-Vallarta

seems pretty easy to make happen

cheaper than a gf thats for sure.

What? How would that be expensive? Thrift store at best $20. Old panties at Walmart maybe $5Right. Positive attitude. I'll make this shit happen for under $200

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hooker told me she gets more clients than you'd think that just want to talk...

That made me feel sad.

Lots. I ended up dating a girl who owned a rub a tug. She was bi af and brought at least one "employee" home once or twice a week. sometimes two and one time for my Bday four. Good times, man that gig had lots of perks but i knew it would end bad. Holy fuck was I wrong. It was 10x worse ...

Well c'mon, finish the story.

You can get a human trafficking charge for running an asian massage parlor in California.

go on

>Well c'mon, finish the story.
Do it faggot. I'm waiting on a whore to show up. Green text this shit.

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I mean, I've left money on the night stand as I walk away from one night stands plenty. Always worth it.
More than once, bitch hits me up again for another go around, and I do it again to make it clear what she is to me.
Some of my best lays are that.

I went there and spent $4,000 over 5 days and lived like a fucking KING I'm so serious - USD is worth so much in PVR. Food, girls, clubs - Best damn week of my life.

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God fucking dammit. Green text this shit. Tell stories and tales, FUCK.

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Man ya gotta day or two...I'll try to keep it short as i can but there is a lot of context and build up...
I used to sell a lot of blow bitd. Hookers fn love blow.At one time I was considering joining a bunch of motorcycle enthusiests and they were considering me just the same. As part of my "internship" I ended up driving escorts around from John to John. Man these girls were messed the fuck up...Jesus I could go on for a week. Anyway, one girl was having a hard time with this John who pushed her boundries and vowed not to see him again. After a slow night and him willing to dish out 3 gs for 3 hrs she reluctantly said ok. I stuck around and waited. It was slow anyway so I told her if buddy acts a fool just buzz me 911. 15 mins later I'm booting in his door and grabbing her to go. We split the 4000 she grabbed (he deserved worse trust me) So we got talking more and eventually we come to a cross roads. I ain't dating a junkie whore and she ain't gonna date no hang around drug dealer but her cousin on the other hand... brb... I gotta piss

Well, good luck to you.
Glad I only got a thing for swimwear, which averages out at

B-tard larping about 1-night stands. Nice.

Thank you. Always nice to be appreciated.

>implying anyone ever had sex on this board

Continued.... Her cousin on the other hand was a bit more respectable of a whore. she had done her time escorting and ended up getting a partner (biz) to put up the dough for a local rub and tug. He supplied the dough she took care of day to day business. Including hiring and firing of said Ho's. Word got around I "saved a ho" and I was literally beating whores off my back with sticks. Eventually my path of self degradation and being a shit human led me to dropping off and picking up girls from "Jewels" shop. Jewel's loved the Yayo. ..a lot. I never really paid much attention as she just didn't really stand out but that changed eventually. Took almost a year but shit was fn the bomb for a while.....brb. need a fn drink y'all

Kill yourself while your taking a piss and post results boomer. No one gives a fuck about the 80's.

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It was like 5 year sago m8 but sure np faggot

This fag has to be a Canadian.

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You're not welcome here nigger.

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man that story fell flat.

You can get that in Pattaya for $60 haha.

Stories? Tales?

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Went like twice in Mexico, didn't really like it tbh. Was worried about catching herpes or some shit the whole time, and I was scared of dying lol the motel I went to both times was shady as fuck.

What part?

My first night there I was stupid. I didn't realize that buying drinks for the girls cost 200 baht (6 USD) instead of 80 baht. Gogo bars are everywhere. Mainly Soi 6 and Walking Street. There you can go into the clubs and you pick a girl who is dancing on a pole, and she will sit with you. While you two are relaxing you can feel her up.

My first girl I took was a spinner, 5 feet tall and maybe 80lbs. She was cute as hell. I had her for 5-6 hours. I paid the bar fine of 1k baht )30 usd) and paid her 3k when it was over.

Thats the more expensive high end places. there are easily 50-60 clubs in the city to choose from. Most of them don't like anal. Its not like in the videos you see online. Most are farmers daughters who would rather do this than work 12-13 hours in a factory for 300-400 baht a day.

I would drink beers with some girls outside, they were really down to earth. Most have kids and have c section scars. The lifestyle lets them send money home while the grandparents raise the kids. they can make 2k USD in a month easily rather than 450 USD doing slave labor for Seagate or Japanese companies.

Tijuana

So one day Ended up at her shop and she did a few rips and ended up opening up like a fn slinky. Her crazy mom and her dead dad. Who her mom killed who used to eat her and her sister's pussy when she was 14. I said hold up what ? Yeah my mom killed my dad... no no back to the part about pussy ... Fuck man after she knew I was diamonds she hooked me and you could literally hear her pussy getting wet telling me the first time he ate her out. ...slow ..long ...licks ...slow ...long ...licks.... I said you do that one more time .... brb...

righto then

Continued... Slow...long...licks and i grabbed her underneath her shoulders and threw her up on the receptionist table and licked her pussy like it was the last fucking tootsie roll on the planet. The slowest longest licks you could imagine. From her asshole right to her belly button. She came buckets.. I look up and there's Brandi (the cousin) rubbing on her clit rady to pop saying how that was the hottest shit she had ever seen. Chrissy (Jewels) walked over to the door and turned the open light off and said let's go to her cousin.
i just kinda stood there and Brandi grabs me and says you too dumbass. Was did a lot of fucking that day...

Man that woman made me diamonds. I was a bit conflicted about the whole dad thing as it was just a degenerate fantasy but when she told me she had set out to seduce her dad long before he ate her out then started calling me daddy. Fuck it was too much. He never fucked her just ate her out and he would jerk off on her face ..like nightly.

Sorry man i had to give the back drop. Shit got real fd up and it would make no sense without context.

No homo but yes Hurtin Albertan To be exact

if you're a virgin you can go to thailand during a study abroad semester and do literally anything that can be done to a girl for very little money. even less money if you go for the less attractive girls.

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I don't think niggers should be allowed anywhere but a cemetery tbh

What kind of Fucken autistic shit is this hahaha

I hired a girl from here for my homies b day it went well she was clean but it was only for a dance but she offered other services

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Just beware.. There a lot of traps. I was in Mexico and shit it was hard to tell who had a cock..especially after all the shards of jib and dark rum

I hired Sasha Grey a little bit after she quit porn. It was the best $10k ever spent.

Don't youth of today literally reward that shit. The more Autism the more internet famous you get. Isn't Jew tube over run with you faggots

wonder if this is true

here is Jewels titties.. later b

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bump want to hear more stories do tell

Stupid drunk slut not a pro, 4-on-1 train.

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If anyone is in the Seattle/Portland region I can recommend a good one, 18years old.

posting rape, nice.

I’m near the Seattle area

Do they do whatever you tell them to do?

cringe

I visited an escort, your mother tells me you don’t eat your vegetables.

once a month always exciting and fun

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Whos the girl

escort in Paris

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>paris

Shame she probably gets blacked

I've done it and it's great, but will I be allowed back now that I have mad STDs?

Is that you, Tom?

most of them put (only caucasian men) in her description

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>Left: 120Euro/hour
>Right: 250Euro/hour

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Noo. and i don't want to.. :D

Well, the right one weighs twice as much, so it's only logical she'd cost more.

No, wait, with women, it's the other way round - less weight, more attractive. So WTF?