Winter Olympics Speed Skate

Men's and Women's Mass Start Speed Skate

Started 6:00 AM ET.

Watch athletes touch each other's ass and crash.

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mass grave

First for Denmark

Inb4 crashing with no survivors

japity nipity gook

don't worry mine is small too
I have phimosis lol

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Is Pechstein actually an immortal being?

idk but I hope she wins

Cocklets

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SASKIA
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kiwi gold time

hahaha going for that 4th place money bonus

fuck that korean bully hope she loses

Eesti actually riding for funding kek

>I have phimosis lol
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So by the way point are allocated, none of the sprint laps but the very last are important for the final, right?

what is Denmarks only winter ol medal?

She's super ahead... how does she not take gold...

am I retarded>?

Don't focus on sprints and only the finish line, it only matters for place after 3rd.

Curling. '98

>too small to please a woman
>too big for your foreskin

kek

Wait, what's the point of first 3 sprints if the last one gives 10 times more points?

Points is just for 4th 5th etc, 3 first over finish line gets the medals

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i think this is going to be an absolute massacre in the final 4 laps

lol this is not an american sport.
everybody knows she is not a contender for the gold. she wont last till the end. she just races for 4th place so she will get olympic funding in her country

oh god
hope she wins

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To get 4th if you think you can't get top 3. Extra prize money etc

GO SASKIA NECKFU

She's actually gonna win isn's she?

Is Tiffany there too?

I hope estonia wins by this margin so next time they do this event, they stop the meme slow skating

So this absolute madgirl in front doesn't have any chances to win right?

Fucking this

this is prove white women are evolving to deep throat the b'est of bbcs

>tiffany
>thin

pick one

she still skates the same distance how is it a disadvantage?

blah, same thing in the end regarding medal positions

Can she do it?

hans pls

I'll lose my shit if Estonia wins lmao

>french tv showing hockey
reee

THE ESTONIAN WINS LOL

ESTONIA IS DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lonely eesti

rip estonia
caught in by the hungry wolves
blew her load too early

of course it's germany

U S A

It's not uncommon, if no one wants to be the one to close the gap

SCHOUTEN

Estonia is dead

how big

What a shitty event

>QT didn't win

This semen slurping sport ain't for me

ok this is kino

what an abosolute meme

So this is essentially a three lap race. Why even bother with the first 13?

fuck off chink

She really isn't that hot, way too much make up. SHitty country too.

ARIGATO GOSAIMASU!

>JPN KOR NED

wow the best 3 skating countries got 1-2-3 what a shock

>bronze dutch
am okay with that(thanks dutch mercenary coach for the japanese) estonian got fucking wrecked though

NIHON STRONG

>NEDERLAND

fucking it up in the last corner AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NAISU

>asians with blonde hair

How long has this fucking meme event been in the olympics, what a waste

why did she go so wide
step up your left leg

JAPPED
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LOL

DEM FUCKIN THIGHS LADS

this

I'm assuming it is different for the men and they have the endurance and strength to not take laps off for the final?

u mad bro????

Why the fuck was a girl working as a domestiques in an individual event?
That's cuck tier.

Breakaways wins sometimes, just like bicycling

why would she do that, looks unappealing to me desu.

literally introduced with pyeongchang

>tfw good size and no phimosis
feels good lad sorry

NANA! NANA! NANA!!!!!

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THE BULLY GOT 2ND

Damn what the fuck. They only got 1 win this year.

(against Canada lol)

You have shit taste.

She might be, with the amount of dope she takes

where are hips

Wouldn't be surprised if kramer goes with some time trial tactic and try to ride away early and keep the lead

fucking gooks with their retarded events. Are they introducing origami for the Japan games next?

>3/10 would not bang

Shut the fuck up retard

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Based GerMONEY

NIPPON HI

Here is how you make Mass Start an actual meaningful sport

Every lap eliminates one person. Last man standing wins.

stupid bitch

sorry just looks too weird to me

>Girls race in make up and jewellery
>Increased weight
>Lose by fractions of a second
Every time.

1. Dutch coach
2. Dutch coach
3. Dutch

Nah, Skateboarding and rock climbing and surfing