Men's and Women's Mass Start Speed Skate
Started 6:00 AM ET.
Watch athletes touch each other's ass and crash.
Men's and Women's Mass Start Speed Skate
Started 6:00 AM ET.
Watch athletes touch each other's ass and crash.
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mass grave
First for Denmark
Inb4 crashing with no survivors
japity nipity gook
don't worry mine is small too
I have phimosis lol
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Is Pechstein actually an immortal being?
idk but I hope she wins
Cocklets
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SASKIA
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kiwi gold time
hahaha going for that 4th place money bonus
fuck that korean bully hope she loses
Eesti actually riding for funding kek
>I have phimosis lol
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So by the way point are allocated, none of the sprint laps but the very last are important for the final, right?
what is Denmarks only winter ol medal?
She's super ahead... how does she not take gold...
am I retarded>?
Don't focus on sprints and only the finish line, it only matters for place after 3rd.
Curling. '98
>too small to please a woman
>too big for your foreskin
kek
Wait, what's the point of first 3 sprints if the last one gives 10 times more points?
Points is just for 4th 5th etc, 3 first over finish line gets the medals
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i think this is going to be an absolute massacre in the final 4 laps
lol this is not an american sport.
everybody knows she is not a contender for the gold. she wont last till the end. she just races for 4th place so she will get olympic funding in her country
oh god
hope she wins
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To get 4th if you think you can't get top 3. Extra prize money etc
GO SASKIA NECKFU
She's actually gonna win isn's she?
Is Tiffany there too?
I hope estonia wins by this margin so next time they do this event, they stop the meme slow skating
So this absolute madgirl in front doesn't have any chances to win right?
Fucking this
this is prove white women are evolving to deep throat the b'est of bbcs
>tiffany
>thin
pick one
she still skates the same distance how is it a disadvantage?
blah, same thing in the end regarding medal positions
Can she do it?
hans pls
I'll lose my shit if Estonia wins lmao
>french tv showing hockey
reee
THE ESTONIAN WINS LOL
ESTONIA IS DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lonely eesti
rip estonia
caught in by the hungry wolves
blew her load too early
of course it's germany
U S A
It's not uncommon, if no one wants to be the one to close the gap
SCHOUTEN
Estonia is dead
how big
What a shitty event
>QT didn't win
This semen slurping sport ain't for me
ok this is kino
what an abosolute meme
So this is essentially a three lap race. Why even bother with the first 13?
fuck off chink
She really isn't that hot, way too much make up. SHitty country too.
ARIGATO GOSAIMASU!
>JPN KOR NED
wow the best 3 skating countries got 1-2-3 what a shock
>bronze dutch
am okay with that(thanks dutch mercenary coach for the japanese) estonian got fucking wrecked though
NIHON STRONG
>NEDERLAND
fucking it up in the last corner AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NAISU
>asians with blonde hair
How long has this fucking meme event been in the olympics, what a waste
why did she go so wide
step up your left leg
JAPPED
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LOL
DEM FUCKIN THIGHS LADS
this
I'm assuming it is different for the men and they have the endurance and strength to not take laps off for the final?
u mad bro????
Why the fuck was a girl working as a domestiques in an individual event?
That's cuck tier.
Breakaways wins sometimes, just like bicycling
why would she do that, looks unappealing to me desu.
literally introduced with pyeongchang
>tfw good size and no phimosis
feels good lad sorry
NANA! NANA! NANA!!!!!
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THE BULLY GOT 2ND
Damn what the fuck. They only got 1 win this year.
(against Canada lol)
You have shit taste.
She might be, with the amount of dope she takes
where are hips
Wouldn't be surprised if kramer goes with some time trial tactic and try to ride away early and keep the lead
fucking gooks with their retarded events. Are they introducing origami for the Japan games next?
>3/10 would not bang
Shut the fuck up retard
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Based GerMONEY
NIPPON HI
Here is how you make Mass Start an actual meaningful sport
Every lap eliminates one person. Last man standing wins.
stupid bitch
sorry just looks too weird to me
>Girls race in make up and jewellery
>Increased weight
>Lose by fractions of a second
Every time.
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2. Dutch coach
3. Dutch
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