/curl/ Olympic Curling general

Bronze medal match heating up

Great Britain vs. (Not great anymore) Japan

reminder Hasselborg is the qtest curler in the team competition

eternal eve

SATSUKI
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FUJISAWA
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>heating up
Won't that melt the ice?

Fucking Eve blocking Satsuki's smile.

I want to take her pain away

What did the cinematographer mean by this?

all around me are familiar faces

Nice throw from Vicki

Checking for dubs

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

COMEDY GOLD

Looks like a shrivelled potato desu

Sweeping is LITERALLY melting the eyes

>I smell a dirty Jap near

Checked

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Reminder that if they lose they're Scottish.

[YUPING INTENSIFIES]

Post moar slags with nads!!!!!!!!!

What did they mean by this?

Anyone got the dane brush sniff webm?

i want to impregnate her

>that creepy smile

>five minutes blowie and chill and she gives you this look

Choose your fighter, /curl/.

HAAAAAAAAAAARD

>creepy
cute~ cute~ cute~!!

what a disappointing game by Japan after yesterdays nail biter

I'll take the ninja

How do you fuck that up so badly?

Who else TEAM KOREA? South Korea best Korea!

The janitors are completely absent. We can post anything

I'll choose the ninja, lower right corner.

Trans slags okay?

wew

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WE got a gold from women's mass skate!


Hell yeah NIPPON

>this japanese shouting

it's like in my pornographic chinese cartoons

Korea BTFO

Fuck off, racist.

Blowjob Bandit's got this.

I don't like nosing this. Should have tried to clear...

This man they are talking about just won Olympic Gold.

Why?

The Japanese curling girls are pure right?

Like they have matches nearly every day so they can't go to wild parties with the snowboard chads.

HAHA TIME FOR BLANKS

Which board are people from?

Sup Forums?

>olympic village
>pure women
pick 1

They're also ugly as fuck so I'd hope so

Because Sup Forums is a racist-free zone.

Looks like Sup Forums pre semifinal.

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Satsuki got broken a few days back. It's why Japan has been on tilt.

Redeemed

how on earth do you end up as an olympic curler as a britslag

where do you even play

No, but I do have the swiss brush sniff

Shut the fuck up paki

Scotland, obviously

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NAISU SHOT

Man where was that power all tourney long?

>we won a medal in snowboarding

how

NAISUUU, Satsuki

22 curling rinks in scotland, it's their primary form of entertainment

First good last shot all match

Was it swiss? I thought it was a dane

why did they go for 0 points instead of 1?

Scotland invented the sport.

>1
>1
>1
>1
>1
>blank
>blank

Extremely high level plays.

I don't think this semen rock slinging sport is for me lads

NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON

Probably hired a yank

Someone crashed

spinny shit

God Asians are disgusting

Anyone else think they all look the same?

I hope you're all watching this with the sound on mute as well

he did some spins
and got some wins

CHINAMI
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YOSHIDA
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Because BASED BILLYBIGBONES

They're Christmas cakes, user

Keep Hammer in 8th and 10th end

>Steve Cram keeps mentioning naisu and Satsuki's smile
literally one of us.

>Japan pretty much guaranteed to lose
It hurts, lads.

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>3-2 after 7 ends

I think this semen slurping sport is for me

Woah, I think the police would take great interest in this post. Enjoy your 20 months in jail.

Having the last stone is an advantage. Scoring while having it, however, gives that advantage to the other team.

OF COURSE

Eve playing the new meta
She knows she can stop Japan from taking two. So taking one every chance she gets means she'll be 1 up in the 10th with Japan at hammer

Eve gets the hammer for the 11th

EZ Clap

Because he actually landed 2 of 3 runs instead of crashing every run.

>don't do insane tricks
>land normalish tricks
>win

>tfw the olympics are almost over

Full of brandy?

Oh god the police are at the door with the battering ram already. How will I ever recover?

If Jackie wasn't there he'd be watching with his pants down.

I think one of our athletes is actually American. Can't remember which event though.

I hope for SUPER TAKEOUTS in the gold medal game.

Maybe the Korean skip will actually break a sweat

That child would go on to win three gold medals and seven+ Nattys as the best US curler ever born.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't worry, in 2 years we can watch the Summer kino sport: Archery.

What happens if you trip on a stone or accidentally knock one?