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This Match Fucking Sucks Edition

Bronze Match
GBR 3 - 2 JPN 7th End

Gold Match
People's Republic vs. Edin's Bane Tomorrow at some time

Korea will win gold. Japan will win bronze.

Why do the women play last? Not as many people are gonna watch after the men's tournament is over.

other than the shust no one gives a shit about men's curling though.

People that watch curling do
So mostly Canadians and weird Europeans

uooooooo
NAISUUUUUUUU
huwaaaaaaaa

people will watch for the curlfus

SO
FUCKING
CUTE

and Sup Forums

Every winter olympics baby.

ded thread?

TUMBLING DOWN

F U J I S A W A

I'm to date Fujisawa

nah, I have a norwegian gf myself

Eve draw for bronze

ITS OVER

HOW WILL EVE FUCK UP THIS TIME?

satsuki no

she will fuck it up and let the Japs steal one
somehow

Imagine being Eve Muir"Can't get the failure out of my"head

if you live north of carlisle you are a scottish bottler.

SATSUKI NOOO

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MENTAL MIDGET EVE MUIRHEAD IS GONNA CHOKE THIS NOW 100% GUARANTEED AND CONFIRMED.

HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO HO

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You stupid cow

YES NAISU

gets stuck on yellow, yellow gets into the centre

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

What the fuck was that?!
Why not go for the draw for the win?

CANT EVEN GET A BRONZE

SCOT WANKERS

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
LIKE SHE DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO HIT ANYTHING TO GO TO THE EXTRA END

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Naisu!

Wizard detected

UK CHOKING

why the fuck would they do that

that looked like a terrible idea

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

man, what a choke

holy fuck

Thank fuck for that.

This game is giving me yellow fever.

The absolute fucking state of these porridge wogs.

Time these spacker cunts were given their independence.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THANK YOU BASED JAPAN

lol just lol

Eve is finished

Let's give her another few million

>the universal sign for choking

>EVE
>EVE
>EVE

SATSUKI DID IT LADS NAISU

Seriously though I have no idea what the tactic was for that stone. Can someone explain what she was trying to do?

Just fucking draw onto the button!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hands OFF my satsuki!!!!!! >.

>Eve is getting bullied on Instagram

W-well there is always the 2022 olympics

LITTLE BRITAIN

>"great" britain
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Drawing had the same danger of getting stuck but what she did there was just nonsensical.

Go be hateful, don't hold back. They deserve it.

Holy shit, Japan's coach actually smiled. He still has life in him.

NIPPON!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
THANK YOU GB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking hell britain just got pumped rotten

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TEARS OF HAPPINESS
CUTE
U
T
E
CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

She'd have still be lying shot and gotten the extra end though

1 nil up and you fucked it up!

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Curling manga when?

Japan's coach is getting some asian puss tonight lads

EVE
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU IN BEIJING

Not even mad tbq

Japan fighting

Imagine my surpise when GB choked in a sporting event

Is Eve's career over? Will she be back at the Olympics?

Not if it curls inwards too early. But the risk would have been much lower.

日本 銅メダル!!(●＾o＾●)

She was trying to peel both yellow rocks from the house, leaving the hammer rock and the other red rock close to the button, which would have won the game for them. However, she hit the wrong yellow stone, blowing the win.

Stop bawling your eyes out you fucking nips

Facking slant eyes
Facking yellow bitches

>self-loathing bongs: the thread
lmao thank you based satsuki

ahahahaha

What was she thinking?

BRICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

scotland have 0 medals at these games

they can fucking have independence desu, we got a record haul without them

Look at him getting that Satsuki puss. White piggu.

>tfw you will never be that JP coach

this only fuels my hate for the disgusting gooks

not only do they all look exactly the same, their voices are the most annoying in the world

so glad this glorified marbles event' is over

NEXT 100% CORRECT PREDICTION: THE QUEEN WILL DIE NEXT MONTH TRUST ME IM 100% EVERY TIME HAHAHA FUCK THE VIRGIN EMPIRE

>Eve Muir-headloss

Cut their fucking funding.

Seething

Curling anime?

NAISU

Eve's heart wasn't in this. Still depressed about that semifinal.

>tfw Eve is the new Shuster

Gold in 4 years it is then

There is no 'bongs', there is no 'British', I (Welsh) hate the Scots far more than the English.

They have to make one now

im not even salty but all the fucking weeb cucks in here is absolutely disgusting

hhahah you brits are so white like dead walking bodies

Speaking of marbles - the MarbleLympics Curling event will be SOON.

勝ったぜ!!

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I hope you didn't also predict that based Shuster wouldn't win gold.