Why can't my country ever be good at anything? The only thing at which we are #1 is producing kiwi fruits

Why can't my country ever be good at anything? The only thing at which we are #1 is producing kiwi fruits.

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Gambare Italia

at least you're not #1 in being small, irrelevant and losing the same war twice

Pizza can be good

>losing the same war twice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Italo-Ethiopian_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_African_Campaign_(World_War_II)

rome
ferrari
lamborghini
pizza
spaghetti bolognese
super mario

Shut up dummy, you know everybody loves you.

I heard italy is good at candies

you literally have the best food in Europe (and that means worldwide of course)
from ham to cheese, to olives and fish..

I hear you italians make the best olive oil

>rome
It's considered a shitty city even in Italy
>ferrari
Hasn't won anything worthwhile in how long now?
>lamborghini
German owned
>pizza
>spaghetti bolognese
le food
>super mario
Japanese
Only Italian-Americans do

gelato is BENE

Guess which region produces most of Italy's olive oil?

Portugal does
Food isn't exactly something you can build national pride around

Boohoo. Try living in a third world tier shithole like the US, and having everyone hate you.

You're good at footb....oh

Puglia

ferrari alone keeps you top tier. stop whining

Italy is the most patrician country though
>food
>cars
>women
>scenery
I could go on

take pride in your history lad

>lamborghini
>German owned
Why Italy? Why?

There is pretty much no socioeconomic index in which USA isn't better than Italy, the only way an American has it worse than an Italian is if he is a ghetto nigger
WE

NO. FOOD EMBODIES ONE COUNTRY'S ENTIRE CULTURES.

You fail to account to the olive oil production in Calabria which is under the books aka made by African slaves overseen by mobsters.

>cesar salad
>macaroni & cheese
>pepperoni pizza
I fucking hate America

Italy is the number 1 country when it comes to exporting Italians.

Puglia probably has even more slave labor going on than Calabria does

Cultural superpower
I am so impressed with Italy that i'm considering learning Italiano

>Cultural superpower
It's not 1500 anymore, Taro

>Spaghetti meatballs
>macaroni and cheese
>macaroni
>cesar salad

Enjoy sunshine

No it still is

Is that picture fake Italian food?

Name 5 relevant Italian books, movies and music albums from the last 10 years

He had this thread yesterday

>Food isn't exactly something you can build national pride around

lmao, do you know a country called France?

People don't give a shit about your popular culture. They care about the idealized Italy of their dreams: wine, food, Tuscan landscapes, beautiful women...
You're like Paris lad. People will always claim to love you without actually knowing anything about you

jokes aside, Italy is still a decent country to live in, but well past its prime.

it is like a 45y old hot milf.

Don't you guys make good olive and olive oil?

Yeah, most of them are "italian-american".

At least you're not Slavs.

The country that conquered all of continental Europe just 200 years ago, that has been its cultural epicenter for the last 300 years and that gave amazing contributions to science and math? That France?

I didn't know American posters were capable of such intelligent posts

Everyday*
He is just fishing (You)s and compliments instead of the usual bants.

V...Visconti
R...Rhapsody of Fire
N... Nuevo Cinema paradiso

I am niwaka Italyeeaaboo

I like ur Supercars :3

Sadly the coolest Italian car i'll ever be able to afford is a Punto T-Jet.

>The only thing at which we are #1 is producing kiwi fruits.
I didn't know that. One if your country's companies buys 27% of all hazelnuts.

>V...Visconti
He's been dead for what, 40 years now?
>R...Rhapsody of Fire
Metal is shit
>N... Nuevo Cinema paradiso
That's from almost 30 years ago

The greatness of one country cannot be measured in such a short span...maybe?
I still love Italy

>I still love Italy
No, you love an idealized fairyland you have made up in your head by consuming unrealistic depictions of my country and fooling yourself into believing they are true

When I was four years old I stole a small piece of ancient stonework from the Herculaneum site and my parents didn't notice until we were on the other side of the country.

Italy can you ever forgive me?

Yeah I did it too when I was 6.

Good job, take it to the British Museum and dump it on the pile.

I've actually visited your cunt and the experience there was better than any other cunts. At first i didn't expect too much of italy and just was going to go through there. The more i wandered around, however, the better my impression on italy turned. I don't idealize Italy because I actually visited there and my current thoughts on it is based on what I saw and ate and enjoyed "IRL".
Don't be so servile. I didn't think there would exist such a great country.

>Guess which region produces most of Italy's olive oil?
Tunisia

You're my favorite Sup Forums posters, if that's any worth...

Stop complaining Luigi, this is annoying

To be fair, Cesar Cardini was diaspora.

Still not Italian food, Dino

...

>Dino
I'm not diaspora. I actually find people like
Annoying.

Living in Italy is probably dope.

>good food
>relaxed atmosphere
>nice varied landscape offering everything from skiing in the alps to swimming in the Mediterranean
>funny TV shows and films

What so down?

do not worry, all Italians are thieves

>>funny TV shows and films
Not really.
>What so down?
I'm not OP and I don't hate my country, but unemployment is a great problem, we have less work rights now, salaries went down, curruption is high, weak position in EU due to banks' crisis and political crisis, this makes us EU's bitch and we had left alone to face the refugees' treat in Mediterraneum sea, now we are full of them. In the south everything is worse.
We have serious problems.

I liked The Sopranos.

>I liked an American TV series about Italian-Americans that paints Italian people as socopaths

>wonderful cuisine
>beautiful architecture
>literally all music terminology is Italian (piano, forte, etc.)
>sports cars

You were good at football, and still are fit for the kitchen.

Remember, I love you.

sjkqbdoqbfkw

>were

I'll be cheering for you guys next summer, no kidding.
Gonna take a ferry to Stockholm if you make it far enough.