DINO DNA

DINO DNA

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SHOOOOOOOOT UP

i want some faceless males to put their DNA into my boipucci ~

Diiooonaahsaaars

>Hammond does the scripted interaction with the film where it's meant to "prick" him for blood
>Mr DNA actually stabs out from the screen and draws blood
>Everyone freaks out
>Mr DNA leaps from the screen and it becomes a slasher movie with a cartoon villain

Hello John

Hello John

This scene both dates the movie and makes it timeless somehow, it's pure gold

Mr. Hammond this movie sucks, let's watch Jurassic World

So was Hammond gonna be at every showing of that movie like some glorified Disney worker?

Interesting thought.

No they had a mall Santa in waiting for the regular guests

I suspect this was a showing made for investors that he reused here

Chilean chilli bass sea.

Hello, John

John, Hello.

If you mess with the sound channels you can clearly hear loud grumbling from the kitchens from the chef, furious they're not even touching hi expertly prepared bass.

He spared no expense.

C-bass

John, I'm DNA

>Dy-a-na-saw-h


>John, that hutt!

>*garbled growls intended as laughter*

>not Dr. Grant

But he wasn't taking to dr grant

They fed on the blood of Dinosawz.

What was it?

The Mr. DNA movie clearly shows that John comes from a family of identical twins. I'm sure Don, Lon, and Ron Hammond would have filled in pretending to be John.

this movie got me in biology

ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word

Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody fuck the dinosaur.

John.

> uh, you don't get to bring amino acids

WAS GETTING ENCASED IN AMBER PART OF YOUR PLAN?

Dr. Sattler was my childhood crush.

First one to talk gets to stay in my theme park

>''Dr. Grant, I'm Jurassic Park.''

>''No one cared who I was until I build this park''

Dr. Grant I'm ALAN

HELLO JOHN!

I hate this hacker crap!

Gladly

DINO DNA?

I always thought Newman was Hammond's son as a kid because he sarcastically calls him "Dad" in that one scene.

If this film was released today Sup Forums would be flooded in JP memes. Near Bane level.

Wheres some fanfiction about the dinosaurs fucking the blonde archaeologist?

>secure your rear ends

They just need some nigga named John to fill in his role

Was that graphic rape scene required?

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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

They were trying to nab your prize. They work for the hacker, the fat man.

I actually laughed at this. This board is driving me insane.

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>I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them....WITH BLOOD

>Chilled "E" and "C" bass
What the fuck did he even mean by this?

What I didn't like was when the raptors slide into the scene wearing tuxedos and sunglasses and doing the doo-whop

It was like, yeah, I get they're 'intelligent' and all but what does a dancing dinosaur have to do with anything? It just seemed fucking stupid

>They're not my peptydes

They must play an E note on the bass in front of them in order to call the waiter for some actual food.
Hammond is testing that they know basic instrument sounds before he trusts them to see his park.

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DINO DNA

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>BUY SHARES BUY SHARES
>ONLY 21 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR
>EVERYTHING MUST GO
And that little girl never went to her dad's stock market ever again

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!

You made Raptor bread?

That's sick

>We mixed frog DNA with dinosaur DNA

>biotech company that clones shit
I wonder how they'll solve this particular conundrum

WAYNE?

What was the particular reason for mixing frog DNA?

Clone him and wait 60 years to open the ride?

excellent

Hello John

Some weird shit happened on the flight over to Isla Nublar

What was his problem?

Are these auto...auto erotica?

They asked him if he was going to pay for Tim and Lex' college education by cash or if he had a grant.

I thought his name was Mr. Deedelee.

Did anyone else think this because of Attenborogh's accent?

youtube.com/watch?v=h58lRIVHhGc

youtube.com/watch?v=doJLCU-vtAo

thoughts_

HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*spits in your face*

He was a heroin addict

And this is why I never go down the Bronx

He was asked "how are you" and he enthusiastically said "grand".

Didn't you see the video? They can just create aged clones immediately, dummy

Hello John

that didnt happen..

Remastering this even further only shows the flaws of the CGI

Misleading, the 2013 is the 3D transfer

____Hello John____

I love this movie. My only problem is it wraps up a little too quickly

It's a eunuch system! I know this!

hello user

Biosyn have some catching up to do

This movie understands the purpose of cinema. Entertain people. Let the autists fellate themselves trying to be clever with a medium that lends itself to dullards who can't read books.

Would you change sex in a single sex environment?

Hello John

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

Do you feel in charge?

>My only problem is it wraps up a little too quick
desu the both the books kinda do this too, but in a different way.

Why was Grant sitting on the side where he barely saw the screen?

>I hate this cracker crap!

That's more in character.

cos he really hates that man
why would he want a good view

You're a big guy

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