Who's the best rick and morty side character and why is it birdman...

Who's the best rick and morty side character and why is it birdman? He's hella f*kin epic like is he a bird or a person lmao and you?

PICKLE RICK

LICK MY BALLS, MORTY.

WUB A LUBBA DUB DUBBBBBBBBB

THE GREASER WHO WATCHES MORTY SUCK ON RICK'S BALLS

Why didn't he fuck Beth? You can tell she was hot for Birdperson Benis.

my favorite character is militant atheism

I want to ejaculate on Beth's tits

MY CHECKED BLOODY TESTICALS MORTY

I'M PICKLE RICK

We all do user, we all do

I feel like pic related should get more love

LICK MY BALLS MORTY
GOD *burrrrrrp* ISNT REAL MORTY
it's been a while, did we see him after beth shot him

do you guys ever look at yourselves and thought "maybe we're the autists?"

>Tammy will never kill you

QUICK MORTY, DO SCIENCE WITH ME.

We know we're the autists. That's what makes us different from reddit.

>unironically liking cultural appropriation

You are literally Hitler and Voldemort rolled into one.

birdman was shit i'm glad he's dead

She loves watching bukkake

This look like an American Dad character

OP here, Ive never created a shitpost thread but wanted to see how quickly it would draw people out of curiosity. I'm a fag and I'm sorry

>nobody checking these gets

It's too late
It's too late for everyone

szechuan sauce

...

H-Hey Morty *burps*

Hey morty. *burps* Let's get the szechuan sauce, Morty.