Kek summoning thread

Hey Sup Forums I can't sleep and could sure use a Happening to keep me occupied

Canada will become part of the united states by 2021.

Early morning chimpout in 1 hour

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Maybe the BLM got more funding because the Sleepy Doctor exposed Alinsky?

Both God and Allah rises from the depth of the ocean and fight each-other like kaijus in the middle of Tokyo.

Another Allahu Snackbar in Germany

PRAISE

I like this thread.

Trump gets arrested on trumped-up charges.

If repeating numbers race war starts later today PRAISE KEK THE ONE TRUE GOD

Fresh from /x/

it's kek being ironic

Is trump going to win?

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Brothers, Kek has revealed unto me the work of Samael Aun Weor through the id of a believer name of weorCCP5
Perhaps his books will reveal secrets of meme magic.
>praise Kek

We enter 40k territory very, very soon

Turks start more shit next week

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Can we use this milo thing to get #FaggotChrist trending? I don't really care that Twitter crucified him, aside from their left bias being exposed. I just want to see #FaggotChrist trending by normies.

I am ready.

Pls take back Constantinople

KEK will leave us and join the oblivion

Was researching connections earlier....

Kek, what do you think? Give us a sign

Kek at the olympic games confirmed

I think he gave you a job.

You got it

Kek chooses, we obey

Kek is with us! Praise kek!

Niggers will run the world

#BLACKLIVESMATTER

Kek is always with us, because Kek is within us. We all have a spark of Kek.

Blm will be banned soon

Everybody that responds to these threads unironically is willingly destroying Sup Forums.

Just saying.

Praising kek for assassination of a politician.

Religion of peace will strike in Germany today.

/pol is only a tool for the reintroduction of order though chaos

Well I only see one person taking it seriously and it's you friend.

Prepare for the wrath of Kek, Ahmed

>Turkey takes from US forces on Incirlik AB
>Moves them in convoy a "safe" location
>Route takes them next to Syrian border
>ISIS magically finds out and raids the convoy
>Week or two later Paris is reduced to a radioactive wasteland

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

My dupes confirm the end of the world next week

Whoops that was an accident, subconsciously clicked, NOW with this I click properly

Might as well post what I got:

>be two days ago
>be working as an 25 year old underpaid security guard
>be sent to a pool watch where I start talking to a 16 year old chubby qt with big tits and her friend
>chubby qt dropping hints thats she's into me and I respond in kind
>jokingly talk about going skinny dipping in the pool when everyone I usher everyone out due to curfew
>fast forward to curfew and its me, chubby qt and her friend
>see a frog near the pool and take it as a sign from Kek
>whisper to the frog "Go, and give Lord Kek my thanks."
>a few days before I asked Kek in a meme magic thread if I'd get a qt gf.
>After hours I strip down and join the in the pool
>qt starts playing footsy with me
>I caress her leg
>she starts reaching for my dick
>holyshititshappening.jpg
>end up fucking her doggystyle and blow my load in the kiddie pool while her friend watches
>mfw we might meet up again tomorrow

How has Kek blessed your life Sup Forums?

A baby aussie just doesn't meme the death of a world so easily my friend

Lol lag fuck, ok hope I dont get ddossed here we go

Exactly as i would expect kek to say

Our Kek who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

I call upon you to assassinate Donald Trump. Although he may be a rare breed of honest politician, only through his assassination can the long awaited race war erupt. This is a cause more significant than any presidential election.

Deliver this to me and I shall forever dedicate my life to praising you.

Amen.

Just my luck, got ddossed, am going to turn off some ports so the h4xors dont get to me.

As expected THIS post should guarantee my dupes.

this board and thread is gay

PRAISE KEK

Happenings are happening at unprecedented speeds.

There will be a happening soon.

Kek speaks!

God Emperor Trump will purge Hillary

KEK is this ages Lucifer...only it is not the shining light at the end of the tunnel, but the same inferno Dante passed through

Trump will win, QEK wills it.

Nah that isn't how you do it

KEK WILLS THE GET

Baron 2060

SUMMON KEK

You can't just tell Kek to do shit, that's now how it works.

Not how it works, I mean.

t.rips and race war starts today

double digits for next habbening in my hometown

Will there be a happening in Texas, great Kek?

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fuck dropped the repeating digits. Here they are. Oh, and Praise kek, or whatever

Guys, I think my smooth language just the cold war into hot. Shit's fucking pissed off. Felt good, really.

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Could Kek possibly be Tzeench manifestating into our reality?

Is Slaanesh behind the current SJW and tranny bullshit?

I think Khorne might be giving motivation to those jihadis too...

And papa nurgle is brewing something cool with Zika for the Olympics.

Emperor preserve us

Kek has already spoken. 1/3

Chaos and trickery!

That has got to be the most lazy summoning I have ever seen

Will nukes fall this year

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No tricks. The digits fall where they fall.

wat

Have I really made the cold war hot?

Oops

Let's just say Lucy isn't a toy, and that shit got heated during astral debates.

kek, are we going to see some action today? Now that Trump is the for sure rep nominee? Will BLM chimpout?

Hillary indicted?

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

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Don't worry, Burger-kun!
Germany will provide top notch happening just for you!

Jesus Sup Forums, I can't believe a right wing image board for nazis may actually have founded a new religion

kek sorry about that

This is retarded.

Vampires are real.

Chimpout of major proportions coming today. Get comfy, anons.

Nah it's totally skinwalkers.

Sweden will annex Finland

woops dropped them again. There we go. Yeah, and praise kek

dammit here they are

Whoever could it be??

Praise kek!

The magic appears to be running dry

I've seen some shit tho

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nigga what