/hoc/

A lot of games today.

PHI @ OTT, already underway (tied 2-2 in the 2nd)
>PHI are 3rd in the Metropolitan division, with 74 pts
>OTT are 13 points out of the playoffs, with 52 pts

COL @ CGY, 4 pm EST
>COL are three points out of the playoffs, with 69 pts
>CGY are one point out of the playoffs, with 71 pts

BUF @ WSH, 7 pm
>BUF are 18 points out of the playoffs, with 47 pts
>WSH are 2nd in the Metropolitan division, with 75 pts

WPG @ DAL, 7 pm
>WPG are 2nd in the Central division, with 81 pts
>DAL are in the higher wildcard spot in the west, with 74 pts

PIT @ FLA, 7 pm
>PIT are 1st in the Metropolitan division, with 76 pts
>FLA are five points out of the playoffs, with 60 pts

TBL @ MTL, 7 pm
>TBL are 1st in the Atlantic division, with 85 pts (but no longer 1st in the league)
>MTL are 11 points out of the playoffs, with 54 pts

CAR @ DET, 7 pm
>CAR are one point out of the playoffs, with 64 pts (should be well-rested after they didn't show up last night)
>DET are 8 points out of the playoffs, with 58 pts

CHI @ CBJ, 7 pm
>CHI are 10 points out of the playoffs, with 62 pts
>CBJ are in the last wildcard spot in the east, with 65 pts

BOS @ TOR, 7 pm
>BOS are 2nd in the Atlantic division, with 82 pts
>TOR are 3rd in the Atlantic division, with 81 pts

NYI @ NJ, 8 pm
>NYI are tied with the team in the last wildcard spot in the east, but are out of the playoffs on a tiebreaker, with 65 pts
>NJ are in the higher wildcard spot in the east, with 70 pts

ANA @ ARZ, 8 pm
>ANA are 3rd in the Pacific division, with 73 pts
>ARZ are last in the league, with 44 pts (do not bully the puppers)

EDM @ LAK, 10 pm
>EDM are 18 points out of the playoffs, with 54 pts
>LAK are one point out of the playoffs, with 71 pts

Canada beat the Czechs to take the bronze medal in men's hockey.
Germany and Russia are playing for the gold medal tomorrow. Should be a hoot.

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>tied 2-2 in the 2nd
but that's wrong

yep, someone mae a new thread

Pens 4peat confirmed. Will they lockout because /we/ are so good?

>1 post early

I was just going off of the banner at NHL.com.
They put it at 2-2, but then changed it back. Must've been a goal review or something.

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>How is liking something with a penis gay?

Off sides by millimeter episode

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Ah. That explains it.

Now this is an OP we can all get behind.

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i'd like to "Get behind her" if you know what i mean

stop posting in this early thread you losers

is there a state in the USA where hockey is the most popular sport?

Actually need a bigger supply of hockey qts if I'm going to keep making these informational OPs.

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Here's a hockey related qt

binging some fine animu and then some matinee hockei


maximum comfy lads

That's a filthy mirror.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

GIVE US OUR RIGHTFUL MEDAL REEEEEEE

based Hans Sup Forumsvs fan

Nice try, trap

why doesnt she wipe her mouth, is she inbred?

>despite losing 10-1 and multiple 7-1 games the penguins have moved their GD to +20
>the next closest in the metro is +8

Should we just disband the metro?

Shes a lightning fan so yes

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Man if you ask me you can have that shit any day.
Now everyone over here is acting like "hurrr lifelong fan guys, germany is best durr".

bandwagon fucks

literally nobody has said that ever

She left her lover’s cummies on her person for a lewd photograph, user.

not on /hoc/ I mean the normies outside

So not only do you post anime, but you post cuck anime? Jesus christ my dude, examine your life

Ottawa arena situation finally got solved?

but you dont go outside klaus

Can't you just let people in Germany be happy?

no

>mom got unfrosted poptarts
i should just strangle her to death in her sleep. i ask for one thing when she goes shopping and she cant even get it for me. i dont ask for fucking anything.

yeah i guess that shit would be super transparent if you are a legit german hockey fan. do they even know any players on the team, or do they just praise guys like kolzig and krupp?

Give me your address, I'll have some delivered to you.
Not even kidding.

you really should, we all know what happens when germanese are unhappy

Is your impression that I have any connection to the hentai drawing other than to make a shitposting macro from it? I don’t subscribe to waifu-ism and I suggest you do the same, user.

no i dont trust you

demand milkies

Who /brownsugarcinnamon/ here?

Hockey has basically no coverage whatsoever. I'm not sure if there are any TV rights for the DEL. At least not for any major stations. So if you aren't a hockey fan to begin with and actively seek out information no one knows any hockey players I'd asume.

Meme team
Meme goal
>snes

Well, fuck. I guess you're just going to go without frosted pop-tarts, then.
I'd really do it, to. Still will, if you tell me what kind you wanted.

>Snes

Just abolish the fucking franchise

I've never had a pop tart and they don't look any good tbf

Flyers are ELITE

>ANDERSHIT

im going eat cheese instead

Going to my first hockey game today to see the Stars. What should I expect?

Literally just pastry ravioli tbqh

Honestly, fuck Boston

flyers are SHIT

clean family fun

Flyers are last years blowjobs. Will be exposed in 1st round.

Yuck, no surprise there

cute jewess

ah yes i saw that on /r/funny yesterday tooxDDD

upboat for steven crowder xDDD #MAGA

Does there exist an American that rates hockey above every other sport?

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Fucking christ.
I tried.

Kys, pop tarts are pure /hoc/core essentials

Glad to see you saved it.

oy vey, user

go back kid you have to return to reddit

probably most of /hoc/ dipshit

who is this semen demon

Literally false
Pop tarts? More like pop farts

For me it’s hockey/soccer tied for best sports

shoo shoo

grailed.com/listings/4608359-Gucci---OFFER-UP---Gucci-Hockey-Mask

Says the guy who saves pictures

>Steve Warne @TSNSteve
>An interesting first period enforcement of fan code of conduct. A fan at the game was just told by security to put down his ‘Take Eugene Not Karlsson’ sign or it'd be confiscated.

They took the sign
twitter.com/Figdbl/status/967500520934944768

And then kicked someone out for arguing with the staff about it
twitter.com/Figdbl/status/967500666527670272

POOK

based pookposter

im starving

I am really enjoying these. Thank you for posting the updates

@81889225
turn your trip back on and also this was already posted about like an hour ago.

this floating ad thing looks fucking terrible

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go get a sammich, Pot Bellys is always good

>that meme partition goal

Why is this shit still happening? Get your fucking act together NHL.

>dude lets make the faceoff circles an entire ad instead lmfao
Dumb Swede.

what a fucking meme goal against the flams

I was the one who posted it back then. Just giving updates. And trips are fags.

let's do neither

Dumb Swede.

so drink some water!

r8

nutted on my own face

do the employees there even know who he is?

>not dodging it
Lame.

i think an autistic teen from this thread prob submitted that as his name online

i was thinking i was goin to swallow it but i changed my mind last second. wish i could suck my own dick honestly, if i had a genie wish i would wish for that

not the name the condiments user

They're fucking not. Ravioli are egg based dough, with meat or cream based filling, and boiled while pop-tarts are made with pastry bread (lacking egg), filled with jam, and baked. If you interchanged any of those qualities between the two then they're not the same. Do you boil your pop tarts? Do you fill you ravioli with jam? Would they still be a pop tart or ravioli respectively? No, the answer is no to all three. They're not the same.