DIIIIIIIIE!

DIIIIIIIIE!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

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Was it all a dream?

>autist meets chad.

More like Jim Carries

He's got a gun!

Carrys what????

xDDDD

Come on man, he's disabled!

RREEEEEE-HEEEE-HEEEE-EEEEELLLY?!

MOCK
YEAH

ING
YEAH

BIRD
YEAH

YEAH
YEAH

HARRY... YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING

Wait a minute..... What was all that one in a million talk earlier?

No way!

This moment scared me when I saw this movie as a kid.

If you think about it Lloyd is sort of a psychopath.

So, where ya headed?

"Aspen."

Mmm, California... Beautiful.

I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

His head fell off!

my favorite webm

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Harry going deathly serious after some snow is playfully tossed at him and absolutely blasting Mary in the face with a snowball from three feet away always kills me.

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

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OOOUUUAAAGGHHH!

WE GOT NO FOOD
WE GOT NO JOBS
OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog

It's a shaggin wagon

what the fuck is this from?

.... gunna eat that?

>he doesn't know

Google Cooking With Jack

Hey guys, Big Gulps, uh?

Welp, cya later!

Samsonite! I was way off...

Where's the booze?

Expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver's fulla shit, man.

MOCK

YEAH

The ultimate showdown. Ace Ventura vs. The Mask vs. Dumb and Dumber. YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE.

'No.'

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DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Carrey is always rubberfaced of course, but Jeff Daniels gets some great dumbass facial expressions in his

>chad
>gets kidnapped
nah son

how about normie?

Nobody remembers the shitty prequel

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I do, the one guy who played young lloyd got carrys maneurisms down pretty well

post nudes of the redhead

HAVE YOU HEARD

>the alpha Chad was also a raging faggot

P O E T R Y

IT'S OK, I'M THE LIMO DRIVER!

They caught up with him about a half a mile down the road and slit his throat, it was a good one!

*vrrrrroooooom*

Fell off the runway again...

Dude I just thought of this scene last night and called it up to laugh at it for the first time in a long time. I never see threads about it on here either and I'm on here every day.

BRAND NEW STYLE

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Lloyd's sudden scream as he jumps out of his daydream to see a massive truck careening right at them always makes me laugh my ass off.

Is Jim Carrey the most hit or miss comedian ever? When he hits it he really hits it... and when he misses it it is embarrasingly cringeworthy.

mmmmmm a mmmmmmmmmm find a happy place, find a happy plaace. mmmmmmmmmmmm

...you want me to drive?

it depends on the movie honestly

He's a min maxing specialist roleplayer

>American comedy

British welsh scum here, movies pretty good m8.

Dumb and Dumber is a timeless classic of comedy.

>years later, find out this is Cam Neely

well, he was pretty old

it's so fucking stupid it's genius

.....errrRRRnngg...

>goes into washroom and makes a huge chocolate mess
>"oh my god there is shit everywhere"
>haha okay poop joke whatever, real classy, fine
>end of movie
>car gets COVERED in mud or something
>it's obviously mud, not even the dumbest person could possibly think otherwise
>"OH MY GOD THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE"
>oh wow good job, yep, i remember that joke from earlier, thanks, real funny the second time around with no context for it

the only thing i remember actually laughing at watching that movie, and i would have been a goddamn child, was the bit with:
>did she give you that banana in your pants?
>no, my mom did
>wh-! gross!
>want a bite?

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>you are now manually aware that dumb and dumber to exists

It was watchable I guess. I don't really remember any of it except thinking it was way too wacky and cartoony compared to the original.

TIME FOR FRENCH FRIES NOW

Only thing I remember is Harry ripping out LLoyds catheter

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The only part to make me laugh hard was the guy being suddenly hit by a train while Harry and Lloyd are temporarily deafened.

I honestly believe that the prequel was better than the sequel.

>Slippy, Slappy, Swampy...Swanson?
>Maybe it's on the briefcase
>Oh yeah, right here - "Samsonite." I was WAY off

>look at the funbags on that hosehound

Made it impossible to take The Suitcase episode of Mad Men seriously.

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

Alpine drive? Big place?


>used to live in Aspen and alpine drive is ALL big places. It is where the billionaires live.

That's as good as money sir. Those are IOUs.

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I never realized that was a fake arm with a watch on it when they close in on his wrist.

I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY.

>tfw the "you had two gloves the whole time" literally happened to me once

Did the same drive and can sympathize with being this dazed and out of it.

Wait what state was this scene?

...yeeeeah!

>"I'm talking about a little placed calles Asssspenn."

>"I don't know Lloyd, the french are assholes."

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"Gas man" How the hell do they know that I got gas?

What if he shot you in the head Harry?

About a week later, she sends me a John DEERE letter

>shitty

was great pleb

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this movie too good

IIEEAAAGGHH
HARRY, YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING

I'm gonna kill you.

>Hey guys. Woah big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later.

My favourite line from that movie.

He blamed me. Those were his last words.

>last words were son of a bitch.

Not if you count the gurgling sounds