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One is an aus flag and one is a kiwi flag. Stop getting it confused fucking retards. They're clearly different. Stop thinking kiwis are aus.

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NZ, pls go.

nobody cares faggot we're the same thing pretty much anyway

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great
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mate

>Foock me oim a feggit!

They are both the Australian flag you fucking dumbfuck

>One is an aus flag and one is a kiwi flag. Stop getting it confused fucking retards. They're clearly different. Stop thinking kiwis are aus.

God yes

Always the fucking Burgers doing it.

That's just their state flag

posting in a shitty thread

Haha there's so many aussies in this thread lol lemme try hold on

*ahem*

oi guvna 'ow's about we put some shrimp on da barbie? dats not a knoife, DIS is a knoife!!

anyone got that comparison pic?

>NZ too stupid to design their own flag
>I kna bruhs why dun't we jus colour the sters red, eh?

absolutely disgusting

they call them prawns.

DE FOOKIN PRAWNS

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whatever sheep fucker

who gives a shit you're all twats

psssh...nothin personnel...kid...

thanks, lad

We do it on purpose.
Neither of you could genocide your natives and you both fuck sheep.

There's literally no difference between you.

Fuck off Australia

Context?

Here is a lovely picture of former Australian Prime Minister Helen Clark.

Congratulations to Australia for having a representative from your great nation in the UN!

Fuck off Australia

>Neither of you could genocide your natives
but my natives are better than his

>There's literally no difference between you.

australians seem funnier to me. kiwis seem rather prissy.

chinks out

Oh boy, a kiwi/emu thread.
At least this is better than yuropoors or Canada.

Fucking Australians, they don't evun like our fush un chups brew?

t. new zealander

and my natives are more dead than yours

Oh?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GvnDPwft75s

Looks about abo tier to me.

mine would beat yours in a fight

fpbp

which of those two flags lost a war to a bunch of flightless birds?

Very few people realise NZ is a real country.

worldmapswithout.nz/

>Canada

You called?

hey its claudelands park

>Most people don't realise NZ isn't an actual country
You mean.

well, australia has no human natives so thats not a hard thing to do, innit?

Calm down, ya rama rama cunt
youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo

Good, that would be doing us a favour.

Yeah, ours are kinda pathetic. There's a reason they'll be extinct in 100 years.

You keep talking shit and I send a thousand emus to ireland, try farming potatoes with those cunts on your field you dumb nigger.

Tl;dr fuck off new Zealand

All you need to know about new zealand
youtube.com/watch?v=ao4ypfXWRlI

>send a thousand emus to ireland
go right ahead. we'll do the sensible thing and farm them then eat them. not declare war on them, then lose

>doesnt have a couple of dobros with the neffys and watch them break their arms on their scooters
literally the funniest thing lad

Well, now I'm just even more confused.
NZ should put a sheep on theirs, so we can tell at a glance.

You wouldn't be able to kill an emu if you tried paddy. They'd replace you as the dominant species in a week. national IQ would go up too.

>farm them
Your cunt's track record isn't exactly good in that department, m8

I'm thinking about moving to Australia, should I? Or should I try New Zealand?
I'm a poor redneck that lives in the southern Apps, by the way, I'd probably fit in :^)

fuck off we're full.

if you come here i will beat you up

Settle down children

Hey mate, why not just flip your flag? Less confusion and would make traditionalists happy by preserving the British Empire's design.

That's what we were trying to do mate. Fucking emus outsmarted us with guerilla warfare.

Look mate, look cobber, look pal, we don't take orders from the sultan.

All bantz aside, you have a great country.

the maoris made our native bird extinct

there's only one country in the world that considers emus to be a formidable military opponent, and it's not ireland

farming potatoes in shitty soil because of the british isn't the same as farming livestock.

i know, i know, you can't tell the difference. let me help:

farming plants is where you plant seeds, and let the plants grow.

farming animals is where you suppress your desire to declare war on your animals, and instead fatten them up, put them in a truck and bring them to a slaughterhouse

because moa were literally so fucking dumb they would stand still in response to danger

fat

Technically both. We even picked a flightless endangered bird as our national animal.

ahahha what the fuck?

As to be expected from an Australian.
How much meth do you got?

Fuck I love being in anglosphere.

what is worst Anglo
my vote - ireland

Is that fucking ketchup?

Not really
White bogan Aussies are almost always dumb rude cunts with no respect for others or themselves just like niggers and mainland chinks.
Kiwis on the other hand are the polar opposite; kind, nice, appreciative and always thinking of others.

not an anglo, they are an negro.

BLACKED

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Why does the NZ flag look like MS Paint?

youtube.com/watch?v=fn8GQs54bsU

Nigga plz.
Maoris are way worse.
They are like uruk-hai. Smarter and meaner, but still orcs bro.

haw, even ausies and kiwis dont want burgers
my advice, try liberia, youll fit in.

Fuck off we're full

yeah i mean they are superior to abos

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>lost to Emus
>put them on the coat of arms

Not sure which is the bigger cuck here.

We've loved you since Crocodile Dundee.
Also Steve Erwin RIP

steve erwin is still alive mate

NZ flag first appears 1870s
Australian one 1901.

Who copied who mate?

wew lad

we have a fine hockey team

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no horis

He will always live on in my heart.

>that deadpan delivery
every fucking time mate

To our credit, there's not a single pure-blooded Maori left.

But we won, m8.

>White Australians defending Asians


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CHINKED

Honestly mate, I wouldn't bother, they barely like us coming in our millions over there and we created the fuckin place. The only reason we get a pass is white immigration.

This.

You can't count on those soft eastern cunts for anything.

Daily reminder.

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Kiwis are much kinder and nicer people than Australians

omg what i'd give for them to step on my face with their bare, sweaty feet right after a game.

brb jacking off

Baited and rated 8/8 nice job mate.

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Fuck off snow poofter. We're a lovely people.

Thanks Suomi.