Anyone else hate having to go through these things at the movies? Jesus christ it's just a movie theater. All it does is create a massive line to get in.
Anyone else hate having to go through these things at the movies? Jesus christ it's just a movie theater...
Juan Wilson
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Ryan Hall
wtf? American theaters have TSA now?
Cameron King
I'd rather have to wait in line a bit longer than have my freedom taken away.
Logan Russell
Yes and mandatory penis inspections for the white single customers
Evan Robinson
That's at an airport.
A very obvious troll.
Jason Collins
I wasn't allowed to bring my gummy bears container
Nolan Jackson
ah, the "take away our freedoms to save us from another 9/11" troll worked pretty good didnt it?
John Lee
>tfw someones penis is small enough to get a photo of it taken and framed next to the ticket counter along with that persons face and it says "New Theater Record!"
>tfw finally the picture of me and my 2 inch penis is taken down and replaced with that poor guys 1.8 incher
Eli Jones
What truly annoys me is when the cinema runs out of lawn mowers and you didn't bring your own one. What the fuck am I supposed to do with all the tall grass then? By the time I can use one the movie is already over.
Asher Hughes
>implying that's not the best part of going to the movies
Austin Hall
nice dubs redd*it teenager
William Johnson
Not when youre rocking a 2 incher, and the inspector tells you he somehow "lost" your pants and underwear
Alexander Jones
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William Robinson
They want to make sure everyone is armed user.
How are you supposed to enjoy your movie without a Kinotomatic Rifle.
Jordan Flores
>Not bringing your cinema goat to the theater
>Not savoring your goat milk straight from the tap
Fucking plebs.
Ethan Foster
Fuck this bullshit. I went in with a katana once, and they confiscated it and gave me a faggy ar-15. Said I wouldn't be able to kill enough with the katana. They obviously haven't seen my youtube channel..
Eli Morales
I usually buy tickets for the nude cinema, so the line is faster.
Jacob Cooper
Just get a bayonette you special snowflake. Guys like you are why it takes 70 minutes to get through the line.
Isaac Allen
Wait... Is that Beardfat?
Parker Clark
>Beard
check
>Fat
check
mite b him
Isaac Garcia
Well my falcon doesn't get along with goats so I have to rely on lawn mowers. And don't tell me to leave the falcon behind in the aviary, I might as well just get an eagle then.
Grayson Cox
we dont have those over here
i guess thats because we arnt violent trigger happny cunts, kek.
Nicholas Brooks
>tfw the ONE day I left my falcon in the theater aviary, and the ONE day i didn't buy falcon insurance is the day some sperg went to the aviary and killed himself and the police took all the falcons as evidence and I could never get it back.
fml
Landon Cook
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Levi Ross
ALWAYS buy falcon insurance. One time I rented one from the theater and it was killed by a stray bullet from the next room over. I didn't think I needed insurance because we had a designated slasher(moron forgot his gun). It ended up costing me ~$4800 for some shitty theater falcon. I could have gotten a top of line one for that price.
Josiah Rogers
>He doesn't watch his kinos at the aerodrome
Daniel Jackson
>that guy who brings his anvil into the fucking showers
come on now dude, just leave it at the check in
Connor Martinez
My lap elephant gets nervous without it.