Are we going somewhere, hm? What’s that? Speak louder, I can’t hear you. Hm? Curling Final Day you say?
>*cast his head back and laugh*
My my my, you really thought you could get away with it that easily, didn’t you? Such a curler you are. Oh I’m afraid there will be no intimate win for you tonight. No playful glances, no happiness, no hearing your national anthem, no biopic. No gold medal by the hand of Sweden.
>*points an accusing finger*
Tonight is the night of a slow, agonizing death. Painful blows, bloody mouth, exposed flesh, soul-tearing screams. You will meet your demise at our hands today Garlic girls. We will annihilate you. Tear you appart, limb from limb. Feast with your remains. There’s no coming back from what we will inflict you tonight. This will make Stalingrad look like kids playing in the mud. You will regret for the rest of your short miserable life to have crossed the path of lag Anna av Sveriges damlandslag i curling.
This is it. You are going to die. Kiss Eve goodbye.
On this day 1715 years ago, Christians in roman empire were beaten to a pulp by roman legionnaires and decapitated publicly.
>*reveals Lorica Hamata*
Your turn.
Michael Rogers
Jinxed it now
Grayson Fisher
While there are still curling threads: anybody know where we can watch the women's and men's world championships online which are coming up soon? And not something just region locked to Canada...
Isaac Bennett
Eurosport broadcasts the curling world championships. I think also curling federation youtube channel will broadcast select games.
Ryder Sanders
We are gonna lose this.
Jackson Jenkins
Thanks mate!
Henry Rogers
When's the men final?
Eli Carter
Yesterday
Dylan Miller
Already gone, we lost.
Hudson Gray
Curling in the olympics seems to be a mental game more than anything. In the other final the US men felt like they had won just by reaching the final while the Swedes were super stressed.
We'll see what mentality the teams have after the first couple ends. Who is playing to win and who is playing to not lose.
Brandon Gonzalez
ah, i see, cheers *kills self*
Jackson Watson
good that you missed, because you would have those obnoxius americans spamming USA USA USA USA
Ian Hill
There are about half a dozen threads of them doing that still...
Christopher Ortiz
>There are about half a dozen threads of them doing that still...
annoying asf, but not surprising since Americans treat any gold medal as if they won the world cup and try to make it all about them. I like it when Britain wins a gold medal as they don't force it on others faces and don't make it all about themselves.
Jaxson Parker
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Jonathan Barnes
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE
Caleb Martinez
U S A S A
Wyatt Gray
how does getting SHUSTERED feel?
Dominic James
Wait, it's not "Oh hey can you see" ?
Cameron Morgan
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Dylan Nelson
don't care, only 20 people play curling here in sweden
Leo Nelson
can't wait for Sweden to be BTFO two days in a row
it's the same generation of families and there are only 18 fucking students.
John Ramirez
Good game lads, I'll be sleeping so I hope I wake up with some good news tomorrow
Jackson Johnson
better than 2nd place after continually boasting about being the gods of curling, fucking lmaoing @ you country
Oliver Lopez
Canada should have won gold, but both your men's and women's curling choked
no
James Rodriguez
>Canada should have won gold well not really. it doesn't matter how good you are if you can't perform when it's important
Logan Perry
When does it start? I’ve been staring at this for an hour.
William Stewart
You know what I am quite proud of our men that they got a silver medal, because a silver is not that bad. A silver is like winning gold, because it shows you are one of the best in the sport.
Isaiah Murphy
the cutest has to be Fujisawa not a perfect face or anything, but just extremely cute voice and mannerisms
Jack King
10 minutes
Mason Murphy
10 bings
dunno I hate silver because it essentially shows that you're good but you choked in the most important part of the tournament
David Richardson
soon.
Anthony Morales
sloan had the most qt accent
try win a game let alone qualify for the olympics before being so judgmental. Most people with silver medals are proud of their medal, because they know next time they have a chance to win gold.
Elijah Ross
I miss /ourgirls/ from Japan so much already.
John Price
ないす!
Hunter Cook
Homan and Koe must commit sudoku rather than return to Canada.
Jaxon Fisher
...
Henry Rodriguez
EVERYTHING IS GONNA GO TO SHIT THIS MATCH
SWE - KOREAR 0-9999
Connor Nguyen
Dead thread No one cares about this match I presume?
Grayson Gomez
GO SWEDEN
Gonna pick up once the game starts (i.e. now)
Chase Ortiz
What's next for her and her team?
Elijah Carter
curling is better off with a comfy sendoff after the euphoria of Shuster's Redemption
Josiah Bailey
Which team has better qts? Need to know who to root for
Thomas Ramirez
SWEDEN
Jacob Nguyen
koreans if you have yellow fever swedes if you're normal
Tyler Long
Sweden overall qter but Korean skip is top qt
Carson King
SHE IN NEXT OLYMPIC GRUG HAPPY GRUG SMASH HER
Alexander King
Hope Worst Korea loses for eliminating the nips
Juan Adams
FUCK SWEDEN
Robert Thomas
kys faggot
Nathaniel Nelson
why did måbergs have to ruin herself with those disgusting tattoos?
Jacob Martin
World championships in march probably. But if you're asking about the olympics then I'm going to say its 99% sure you see at least Eve in Beijing. I highly doubt Scotland can produce anyone who can beat her any time soon and I don't see that curling autist retiring either.
James King
GB if you are not a yellow fever weirdo
Hunter Sanchez
it's over already
Robert Perry
Lmao swedshits
Xavier Lee
Am I the only one who thinks tattoos can look tasteful? I think she looks nice with them tbqh
David Reed
>i don't rate tattoos Found the grandpa Jew shook by auschwitz
James Bailey
I think it's quite hot desu m8
Blake Brooks
you're degenerate
Easton Butler
for me it's the Mc Anus. The cutest Swedish curler.
Asher Bennett
nah they're disgusting
Jack Morales
Sorry, didn't hear that over the sound of all my medals. HAHAHA *coughs* HAHAHAHA *coughs harder*
Owen Ward
Post snacks
Jaxon Hall
>canada does not have the hottest curlers
Jonathan Campbell
Tattoos can look good on the right kind of woman.
They don't suit her though, she just looks like a cute woman who decided to ruin her arm one day.
Samuel Turner
Hasselborg is qter
Hudson Sullivan
>53000 people used to live here
Christopher Rodriguez
SCOTLAND'S BRAVE SARA MCMANUS
Evan Williams
they're called the garlic girls because they stink!
Parker Wilson
Spamming tranny porn?
Mason Gutierrez
want to break the chinks glasses
Bentley Reed
>his hands
Ethan Brown
Just finished the Women's bronze match Bless those qt nihongos!
Jonathan Mitchell
I miss davai davai davai sveeeep sveeeep
Isaac Cruz
>when skip takes her game face off
Anthony Rodriguez
>Hasselborg
She seems like a massive cunt desu
Robert Ortiz
It arrived lads, saved it for this final. Going to brew some now.
Wish me luck
Jacob Taylor
>the stadium is not full despite the home team playing in the final
fuck giving koreans the olympics
John Miller
>Yorkshire Tea
Asher Jenkins
> Knochenhauer
that name is metal as fuck
Gabriel Ramirez
hasselborg has such a cute smile
Zachary Robinson
Does she need glasses or is that fashion in Gangnam?
Lincoln Morgan
it's like 9 am or some shit
Kevin Phillips
so?
Josiah Gomez
>worst korea
Lincoln Miller
>H&M how many different pairs of clothing were they given considering that shit falls apart after an single wash
Brandon Roberts
Did Korea mean to get a 1?
Jace Collins
>crowd cheers when she fucks up Casuals OUT
Eli Wright
that's what i'm wondering too lol
Ryder Murphy
ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND gooks are soulless thats why they cant appreciate the olympics its gonna be even worse in china they will be curling with little baby girls
Luke Moore
I would facefuck her so fucking hard
Jonathan Moore
are you an girl too :))
Connor Parker
>not showing up to cheer your own team to victory when your country hosts the fucking olympics for the first (and hopefully last) time