/curl/ - FINAL MATCH (GOLD)- DA CHAMPIONSSS edition

Sweden v South Korea

>lineup Sweden X: Anna, England's brave Sara Mcmanus ,Agnes, Sofia and Jennie
>coach: Maria Prytz

>lineup Korea X: Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim and Kim
>coach: Kim

>12:05 GMT
>1:05 CET
>19:05 EST

Q/A
>why make a new one?
Because a gold medal match deserves it's new thread

paddypower odds
>South Korea women 11/10
>Swedish women 4/6

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>*blocks your path*

Are we going somewhere, hm? What’s that? Speak louder, I can’t hear you. Hm? Curling Final Day you say?

>*cast his head back and laugh*

My my my, you really thought you could get away with it that easily, didn’t you? Such a curler you are. Oh I’m afraid there will be no
intimate win for you tonight. No playful glances, no happiness, no hearing your national anthem, no biopic. No gold medal by the hand of Sweden.

>*points an accusing finger*

Tonight is the night of a slow, agonizing death. Painful blows, bloody mouth, exposed flesh, soul-tearing screams. You will meet your
demise at our hands today Garlic girls. We will annihilate you. Tear you appart, limb from limb. Feast with your remains. There’s no coming
back from what we will inflict you tonight. This will make Stalingrad look like kids playing in the mud. You will regret for the rest of your
short miserable life to have crossed the path of lag Anna av Sveriges damlandslag i curling.

This is it. You are going to die. Kiss Eve goodbye.

On this day 1715 years ago, Christians in roman empire were beaten to a pulp by roman legionnaires and decapitated publicly.

>*reveals Lorica Hamata*

Your turn.

Jinxed it now

While there are still curling threads: anybody know where we can watch the women's and men's world championships online which are coming up soon? And not something just region locked to Canada...

Eurosport broadcasts the curling world championships.
I think also curling federation youtube channel will broadcast select games.

We are gonna lose this.

Thanks mate!

When's the men final?

Yesterday

Already gone, we lost.

Curling in the olympics seems to be a mental game more than anything.
In the other final the US men felt like they had won just by reaching the final while the Swedes were super stressed.

We'll see what mentality the teams have after the first couple ends.
Who is playing to win and who is playing to not lose.

ah, i see, cheers
*kills self*

good that you missed, because you would have those obnoxius americans spamming USA USA USA USA

There are about half a dozen threads of them doing that still...

>There are about half a dozen threads of them doing that still...

annoying asf, but not surprising since Americans treat any gold medal as if they won the world cup and try to make it all about them. I like it when Britain wins a gold medal as they don't force it on others faces and don't make it all about themselves.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE

U S A
S
A

how does getting SHUSTERED feel?

Wait, it's not "Oh hey can you see" ?

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don't care, only 20 people play curling here in sweden

can't wait for Sweden to be BTFO two days in a row

how does it feel to get 4th place

But sweden are the biggest curling try hards in Europe with a national curling academy.
youtube.com/watch?v=hVBFSpjUMu0

reminder that hallselborg is the qtest curler

it's the same generation of families and there are only 18 fucking students.

Good game lads, I'll be sleeping so I hope I wake up with some good news tomorrow

better than 2nd place after continually boasting about being the gods of curling, fucking lmaoing @ you country

Canada should have won gold, but both your men's and women's curling choked

no

>Canada should have won gold
well not really. it doesn't matter how good you are if you can't perform when it's important

When does it start? I’ve been staring at this for an hour.

You know what I am quite proud of our men that they got a silver medal, because a silver is not that bad. A silver is like winning gold, because it shows you are one of the best in the sport.

the cutest has to be Fujisawa
not a perfect face or anything, but just extremely cute voice and mannerisms

10 minutes

10 bings

dunno I hate silver because it essentially shows that you're good but you choked in the most important part of the tournament

soon.

sloan had the
most qt accent

try win a game let alone qualify for the olympics before being so judgmental. Most people with silver medals are proud of their medal, because they know next time they have a chance to win gold.

I miss /ourgirls/ from Japan so much already.

ないす!

Homan and Koe must commit sudoku rather than return to Canada.

...

EVERYTHING IS GONNA GO TO SHIT THIS MATCH

SWE - KOREAR 0-9999

Dead thread
No one cares about this match I presume?

GO SWEDEN

Gonna pick up once the game starts (i.e. now)

What's next for her and her team?

curling is better off with a comfy sendoff after the euphoria of Shuster's Redemption

Which team has better qts? Need to know who to root for

SWEDEN

koreans if you have yellow fever
swedes if you're normal

Sweden overall qter but Korean skip is top qt

SHE IN NEXT OLYMPIC
GRUG HAPPY
GRUG SMASH HER

Hope Worst Korea loses for eliminating the nips

FUCK SWEDEN

kys faggot

why did måbergs have to ruin herself with those disgusting tattoos?

World championships in march probably.
But if you're asking about the olympics then I'm going to say its 99% sure you see at least Eve in Beijing.
I highly doubt Scotland can produce anyone who can beat her any time soon and I don't see that curling autist retiring either.

GB if you are not a yellow fever weirdo

it's over already

Lmao swedshits

Am I the only one who thinks tattoos can look tasteful? I think she looks nice with them tbqh

>i don't rate tattoos
Found the grandpa Jew shook by auschwitz

I think it's quite hot desu m8

you're degenerate

for me it's the Mc Anus. The cutest Swedish curler.

nah they're disgusting

Sorry, didn't hear that over the sound of all my medals. HAHAHA *coughs* HAHAHAHA *coughs harder*

Post snacks

>canada does not have the hottest curlers

Tattoos can look good on the right kind of woman.

They don't suit her though, she just looks like a cute woman who decided to ruin her arm one day.

Hasselborg is qter

>53000 people used to live here

SCOTLAND'S BRAVE SARA MCMANUS

they're called the garlic girls because they stink!

Spamming tranny porn?

want to break the chinks glasses

>his hands

Just finished the Women's bronze match
Bless those qt nihongos!

I miss davai davai davai sveeeep sveeeep

>when skip takes her game face off

>Hasselborg

She seems like a massive cunt desu

It arrived lads, saved it for this final. Going to brew some now.

Wish me luck

>the stadium is not full despite the home team playing in the final

fuck giving koreans the olympics

>Yorkshire Tea

> Knochenhauer

that name is metal as fuck

hasselborg has such a cute smile

Does she need glasses or is that fashion in Gangnam?

it's like 9 am or some shit

so?

>worst korea

>H&M
how many different pairs of clothing were they given considering that shit falls apart after an single wash

Did Korea mean to get a 1?

>crowd cheers when she fucks up
Casuals OUT

that's what i'm wondering too lol

ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND
gooks are soulless thats why they cant appreciate the olympics
its gonna be even worse in china
they will be curling with little baby girls

I would facefuck her so fucking hard

are you an girl too :))

>not showing up to cheer your own team to victory when your country hosts the fucking olympics for the first (and hopefully last) time

Disgraceful tbqh

that swede has fetal alcohol syndrome

>Yorkshire Tea
Good lad.