ITT: give me a chinese word, sentence or paragraph, and i will read it in vorcaroo

ITT: give me a chinese word, sentence or paragraph, and i will read it in vorcaroo
rule: depends on my mood, if you give me something too lewd or political or retard, i may not read it.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0QgG4ell2B0
vocaroo.com/i/s0nx5f92TCLX
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youtube.com/watch?v=jnUsdyKWV_w
vocaroo.com/i/s0eyGVmeDGh8
vocaroo.com/i/s0f5KXOjhBbT
vocaroo.com/i/s1ITJio4yaTC
vocaroo.com/i/s0xzVfQS4Qt1
vocaroo.com/i/s15U1wukgksB
vocaroo.com/i/s1XYIkV8BV4d
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this only last for 2 ~ 2.5 hour
so take your chance

我支持一个中国原则

“China will grow larger.”

Whatever the translation is.

台湾人的国语不好听

Are they Japanese?

全國最大的美女裸聊接待中心
上線啦!

可卡因为我的早餐

台湾岛是中华人民共和国的

台湾島是大日本帝国領土的

very political, but since i am in good mood today, i can pretend that nothing went wrong
vocaroo.com/i/s1NZiQnjVMHN
vocaroo.com/i/s1o4iYcMfhge
a bit rude desu
vocaroo.com/i/s0wWpVgQ7dhk
i don't think so

R A R E
A
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If you're new it is

Lewd >_<
vocaroo.com/i/s0Qk1ZyEAs8x
this doesn't make much sense to me
vocaroo.com/i/s0QgG4ell2B0
rly?
vocaroo.com/i/s0nx5f92TCLX
this is getting more ridiculous now
vocaroo.com/i/s0Vbd6dFlfDK

人在台湾岛爱我的大黑鸡巴

ching chang chong wong tinh tong walla walla bing bang

can you think about something that is not lewd or political? >_

杜甫『春望』
国破山河在 城春草木深 感時花濺涙 恨別鳥驚心

pls vocalize this
we learn Chinese poretry in school and I think this is the most famous one!

Eh, I just ran the first shitty rap lyric I could think of through Google Translate; it's supposed to say "cocaine for my breakfast".
From 0:36 in this: youtube.com/watch?v=jnUsdyKWV_w

世界大衆愛日本動漫
謝謝

this one took me the longest time, hope you enjoy it :)
vocaroo.com/i/s0eyGVmeDGh8

>cocaine for my breakfast
i can give you the translated version
vocaroo.com/i/s0f5KXOjhBbT
vocaroo.com/i/s1ITJio4yaTC

You trying to sound intense like xxxtentacion actually made me crack up. Nice job.

All of the world realm is dominion of the Holy Roman Empire of German Nation
in chinese

Read pic related.

done
vocaroo.com/i/s0xzVfQS4Qt1

wat letters?

我是一隻憂鬱的台灣烏龜

vocaroo.com/i/s15U1wukgksB
?
幹
vocaroo.com/i/s1XYIkV8BV4d

how's what you said written?

i get it now
這整個世界皆包含在德意志民族神聖羅馬帝國的領土範圍內

好像被牆了,可惜

在那荒茫美丽马勒戈壁
有一群草泥马,
他们活泼又聪明,
他们调皮又灵敏,
他们由自在生活在那草泥马戈壁,
他们顽强勇敢克服艰苦环境。

幫你QQ
vocaroo.com/i/s1nfA0R7gny1
This is the last one
Thanks to everyone who attend this thread :)

great thread op

>your waifu a shit

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