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BOTHER ME TELL ME AWFUL THINGS
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT

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why are you making early thread you stupid cunt

slightly tipsy and having one of those bizarre feelings like i imagine the end of the world would feel like or the night before a great war begins

No, teem up with a ' and you will get as many as you like no questions asked.

LITERALLY ALL IN HERE LADS

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Thoughts?

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reported

usually trust someone based on the shapeliness of their nose

Semite long? We won't get along

Slavic short? Chance of liking: nought

Anglo moderate? Trust eternal because of it

rip lil peep

>announcing reports

user, i....

shame innit

We're all in here:

we are the lads
we are the lads
we are
we are
we are the lads

well then...

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reminder to boycott the early spamming aus runts threads

Reminder Lil Peep is what happens when a young man has no functional male role models in his life
Reminder to try to be a good influence lads x

thicc

SPOILER
THAT
HOG

I have a snub nose

What race am I lads

be quiet you asinine little planktoid

free speech revoked

West German, Slav

the race of fetal alcohol syndrome

does it look weird to submit a job application at 2:15am or do they not care

deadline is tomorrow (today) so would rather get it in now

anti-semitic cunt

Pleb.
~t. long straight nose

goyim

t. hook nosed master race

doubt they care, most apps are short-listed by a computer in most cases anyway

Makes sense I suppose

Dirty Blonde hair blue eyes etc

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Semites in every appearance are dastardly unlikable - so my disliking isn't unreasonable

what does this mean
do they scan for keywords

anti-semtic cunt

basically yeah

The janny should be along shortly to prune and/or delete this thread.

GOOD MORNING

bit gay
how can i improve my chances of the system picking me

semitic cunt

why the fuck do you care

you're placing far too much emphasis on a very casual entity

get a job spastic

If I could push a button that would end all Americans at the cost of nuking Britain I would do it

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pick some off there

In here:

good lad

CORRRRRR

If I could push a button that would end all Americans at the cost of nuking New Zealand I would do it

Edgy

Hair blonde, eyes blue? Trust him, his words will be true

Eyes dark, hair too? Reasons for trust a short and few

Blonde hair, dark eyes - blue eyes, dark hair? Give him your trust, but with it take care

Kinda chuckle when youngsters fizzle out from drug/alcohol abuse at such a young age....literal decades of abuse and only SVT, and a minor stroke to show for it

>knocked off $700 by importing from the US
get FUCKED local cunts

racist cunt

If I could push a button that would end all Australian at the cost of nuking Australia I would do it

don't know why this made me laugh so hard

It's not funny

can you reall call it importing if u just ordered it online?

>blue eyes, dark hair?
me mentioned but im actually not very trustworthy

bet you're on drugs

Their hair dyed, their face made up? Your betting on a storm in a tea cup

Their features natural, but ugly and bland? A safe choice, but one will not stand

A shining beauty in every moment of day? Out of your league, best off turning gay

never taken anything in my life

who else blonde hair blue eyes moderate nose

'tism

i would kill this american with my bare hands and i wouldnt feel a shred of guilt, nor would it be at all physically challenging

How much do prozzies cost/hr in the UK? The type who list their number online in something like Backpage.

About 200/hr here

what about ibuprofen or caffeine

stupid fucking cunt never reply to me again

may have done a few 'ine but 'fen is a lethal allergy (not joking)

good lad

What's that in your cup mate, coffee? Tea? Coke?

Gonna need to see your caffeine license mate

*throws a fistful of ibuprofen at you and watch you explode*
heh

Oooo ur hard....

i'll say this much, my name is heard in high places

In here lads:

just did a job application
hate this absolute SHITE

is a muffet of tea

bit concerned about this post...

Name ends in German: Berg or Stein? Avoid, stick with your own kind

Name ends in Norman or low-lands? His manner determines should you be friends

Name of Italian and Greek? Likeliness small, conversation meek

Irish-Celt erring in his surname? You've only yourself to blame

AN ANGLO NAME AS TRUE AS CAN BE? YOUR ROOTS CONNECTED LIKE A DEEP OLD GRAND TREE

Everything's a high place for you, you lucky charms cunt

why do i find these so funny
stop

Tea contains caffeine sir

License please

nothing wrong with children

unfunny racist cunt

*prods you in the tummy while your giggling*

hehehe! *looks deeply into your eyes*

T. Seamus o'pizzastein

>AN ANGLO NAME AS TRUE AS CAN BE? YOUR ROOTS CONNECTED LIKE A DEEP OLD GRAND TREE
thanks :)

pipe down bitter runt, you have chimneys to sweep in my factory, thanks

anglos and normans aren't british
fuck off back to germany/france/denmark/holland

1. you're literally a yank
2. I will strike down any celt that crosses my path and theres NOTHING you can do about it

T. Xin pajeeteaux

*destroys all non-celts*

i said FUCK OFF

data indices? fetching them

bet your fun

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thanks

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Be blue eye or blonde or nose like an Saxon Short-sword?
They'll be by your side, standing against the coming horde

Be face rat-sharp, hands wringing, wrists weak and beliefs askew?
They'd sell their daughters, they'd betray country and you

Of Celtic ilk, be them Irish or of Gaul?
They will not help from the Maul of mass Moors

81893256
absolutely not

Don't push it or it'll get stale

yes i'm going to go to lunges, shirtless, in the front-yard while reciting Kipling and the magna-carta now

ta-ta

Imagine being fat