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will huemonkeys get a gold medal?

get in here

thumbnail looks like pacman

>jesus sign guy is there
c u r s e d

wew slide down, little bobsleigh~ :3

Germany wins?

Wait they're starting with the fastest first?
Why aren't they doing the classic slower ones first?

only 4th heat.

Fuck we won't get our 30th medal.

Oh well.

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how many sleds make it to the 4th heat?

BLACK EYE USA CURL IS IN THE STANDS

all of them

no eliminations?

Johannes LOCHNER needs to be retired cuz of his horrible performance. Very UnGerman.

no, they just add up the times from all 4 runs to figure out the standings

baad start for France

and niggers

oh
thought this was like snowboard cross or something where only the top few get to move on

wut canada with three niggers

Bongs too.

Poor Little White Guy

>these are some big boys on this team

4 u

is this some quota?

>nigger pilot

quintessentially British

Das rite

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Diversity is strength

the american "blacks" getting whiter and whiter

>he's a body builder, and you should see him when he's on display. he's uh... quite the guy.

CBC commentator confirmed gay

kek. I admit that they are buffed. I don't mind being creampied by them.

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kek moar

Achilles is black in Beeb Troy?

Wtf?

it's not a documentary

Don't be racist, bong!

>you can almost claim this team as Canadians
LEL CBC

here's huemonkey!

mfw

Shout out to the guy on curve 10 with the noisemaker. Doing God's work.

I laughed at his joke.
Will I be ok?

I'm not even a Sup Forumstard. I just want some semblance of historical accuracy and not forcing blacks into everything

this CBC commentator seems to like big guys

I dunno. Ask your locals.
But, I visited Germany several times, I made the racist jokes. Nothing happened.

for you

Delish.

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most sports commentators are probably a little gay. they made a career out of watching sweaty beefcakes all day

I love seeing the face of their coaches.

The Beeb cover their tracks well

Croatia are pretty gay cuz the teammates fixed their hairs each together. Even with their spits. Cute.

kek

No, they are not qualified for 4th heat.

Resumes at 9:15

it's time, Norway

>USA is the greatest country in the wor-

And in a couple of hours Hockey gold as well.

That montage that NBC just showed was pure kino

The athlete montages are some of the most comfy moments in the whole Olympics

>no bronze for sweden

racists

unlikely, but that would be amazing

I already cooked some бopщ and the vodka is in the fridge

The hockey gold is just a matter of waiting for the Russian players to test positive for something.

It's already happened in other sports

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deadspin.com/russian-athlete-who-wore-i-don-t-do-doping-shirt-bust-1823263272

Like damn the IOC is dumb for letting any Russians compete at all

A man can dream. It would also be great for the sport here.

kek

> curling bronze medalist Aleksandr Krushelnitckii was also busted for doping

doping at curling. like, why? it's mostly strategy and technique.

>doping at curling. like, why? it's mostly strategy and technique

Psychological advantage. Doping makes them feel like they've got all the angles covered and thus improves their self-confidence.

In many cases, the amount of a given drug that dopers are caught with aren't even enough to give a performance advantage.

Remember Alberto Contador, when he got caught using clenbuterol? There was so little in his system that it would have no effect but he took that tiny amount anyway in the belief that it would even just make him one second faster.

that makes sense. sportsmen are usually not the brightest people

You're dumb for thinking the russian are the only ones who dope.

Doping is as normal in pro sports as children liking ice cream.

The other teams are at least smart enough to get away with it

4th Heat boyos!

yeah.... comfy sport and sweaty beefcakes... yummy

yeah, getting away with it is key.
Just as the big scandals in the 80s around american doping.
In the end basically all your succesful athletes where doped.
The thing is all the others too.
Sometimes some get catched.

Still. I think this doping bans is simply bullshit.
There should a class where it is to some extend allowed and a class of "natural" olympics.

Miss me with that gay shit senpai desu baka

Yeah. I mean speedrunning gets it, they have both TAS and regular.

is there a steering wheel inside the snowmobile? how do you control where you are going?

How can we be so shit at this yet so elite at skeleton?

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two pieces of wire connected to the front skids

>1 in 10 women's launch has an ass shot
>every men's launch has an ass shot
This is so sexist.

lol at bongs cheering and holding the flag like they think they will win.

What exactly does the third guy (second from back) do?

the ass shot is the natural shot position.
It's only avoided by women to not seem sexist.

>How can we be so shit at this yet so elite at skeleton?

the money went towards developing elite sliders, elite slider-suits and elite sleds.
there wasn't enough left in the budget to build a world-class sled and train a world-class crew for it.

rubbing his mates' butt for bring a good luck

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the two crew guys push the bob in the start and act during the drive just as weight.

only the pilot really matters, the rest are his push bimbos

>How can we be so shit at this yet so elite at skeleton?

The real question is when will the Germans decide that skelly will be another easy eisbahn medal and start dominating like luge and bob?

lol

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the brake man is kinda important too.
otherwise it can get quite deadly very fast.

>women

push and lean

does he only break at the end or also during the run?

3 niggers in canada team
3 niggers in great britain team
what the fuck, like what is the point even? why wont they make it 4 niggers? everyone knows africans have genetically more impulse strength power than europeans

If he brakes during the run, something has gone very, very wrong.

They should introduce bobsleigh jousting

They need the whiteboy to steer. Niggers can't steer, it actually requires some intelligence.

fantastic idea