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millie

Why does beto post cupcakes at the start of every thread

10 hours remain

>Having fantasies about taking this girl from the reception to australia and marrying her and saving her and her kid from png.
>She works hard for her kid.
>No husband but he beat her when he was around
NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG

beastiality is wrong

Just had sex lads

What is this Australian witchcraft?

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never forget lads

Epic bro! Did you pump her full of cum or what!!

who was the lucky lad ahaha
oh cmon mate don't cry it's only banter aha
*punches your arm*

Was it the Numba Wizard? We may never know..............

The pointing Alan picture reminds me of this

Did the ol' pullout and cum on her tummy gimmick

who is tummy

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because he's lol so randumb

i want emma watson to fart while sitting on that yank's face

what

starting to feel something lads, starting to feel something great, i'm going to be the fucking king of the world soon, don't know how but i'll make it and i'll bring you all with me to the top

dumb pirate frogposter

just wait until you start coming down m8

Fuck off idiot

Eating natto lads

one day remains

i've been coming down for about 6 years now lad, about time i start coming up

sucking a nigger lads

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Any plans for your Friday night lads?

ARGHH Fuck off idiot

Looks like dog barf

The weekend will be over in an instant

Starting my first steady job on monday lads. Gonna be a temp worker at Marks and Spencer.

yea

never should of come here

racist

can you not? things are shit enough without that kind of thinking.

Gonna buy me some beer and get shnackered off my ass tomorrow night. Prepare for some primo Emma-posting.

I have a maths assignment so probably just working on that

There's walls lined with soft lead
and in that room is your bed
Is that really you?
Are you in there?

>should of

we're all gonna make it bros

well done lad! im sure you will fit right in and make friends with everyone in no time.

>should of

going to drink and shitpost, probly wank a bit too.

>steady
>temp work

Can't wait till 2018 lads. The year of the GF for me.

Baited hard

thanks, means a lot

should of stayed home last night. proper knackered

hhahahah

Hahaha! Joke's on you! He was only PRETENDING to be retarded!

always say should of
could care less what some britishers think

why is it that every single english person eats jellied eels for lunch every day without exception?

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fuck knows what they're saying but i'm really liking these songs

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what are you singing for the inductionary karaoke performance?

almost spat my eels out reading this

Strong, proud British traditions lad.

why is it endearing to call an australian an aussie but racist to call a pakistani a paki?

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Fuck lad haven't had eels for ages
Might pop down to Camden for pie, mash and eels later

say something about a brown person enough and it becomes racist

i.e. nigger

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What happened to the 3 kiwis?

>why can the official country of banter handle banter
hmm

couldn't handle the banter

Marry me, John, marry me, John
I'll be so good to you
You won't realize I'm gone
You won't realize I've gone

Yeah, good luck imitating Rob Halford's vocal range.

use yank as a racial slur, me

It's really late here nearly eight o clock

didn't know pakistanis were bant masters

how are your eels this morning lads?

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wonder if she was convicted

Dumb pirate frogposter

>Imitating others
That's where you've messed up.

wouldn't marry a john

anyone with a name so generic doesn't deserve love

she wants a miserable twat from London

Because Australians aren't ashamed of being Australian while pakis want to be anything but what they are so get mad if you don't pretend they're the same nationality as you even if they're not

fuck off football yank you fat nigger

been reading about English history

mad innit when you're abroad you look at every monument and every street but at home you don't give anything nowt thought

post cartel beheadings

is that jersey paki?

mum said as a friday treat we can have pancakes instead of eels for breakfast for once
I was fuming, should of clipped the cunt

imagine being this new

Hopefully

Wonder what that Mexican's cartel's drug rates are. Looking to buy some 2bh

I went to the Arabic district of Jerusalem, and it was full of those stands where people sell shit out of a cart and stuff. Remember thinking how amazing and cultured it all seemed.

Then I went back home and saw some niggers in the ghetto do the same thing and thought them subhuman.

Weird how that works.

because everyone loves us and wants to be us, while for pakis... not so much

If you're doing karaoke, don't start off with Judas Priest, start off with something easier...like opera.

i've been here far longer than you

would send him down for ever having that lid if i was the judge

i'm ashamed of being australian, me

foy

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Skank

Yeah but you're an outlier

We're talking about Aussies that aren't johnny no mates