Flight Plan R, sir?

Flight Plan R, sir?

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Is that woody harrelson

He was the best character.

*chews gum*

I just rewatched this and I noticed in the survival kit given to the bomb crew there are no cigs, just 7 packs of gum. Was Kubrick a big cigar man or what?

Probably because he was under the impression all the footage actually used of him was just gonna be tossed, he never spoke to Kubrick after this movie.

It's also worth noting in the scene in the war room when he's walking backwards and falls down wasn't scripted, but Kubrick left it in anyway because he thought it was funny.

A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff

I meant to watch doctor strange and ended up watching this bullshit instead.

Fuck whoever made this

It was funny and it helped develop his character.

THE ROOSKIES MUSTA CLOWBURR'D WARSHINGTON

Strangelove is goat. Failsafe sucks shit

GOAT film

This film is a gift that keeps on giving.

>bodily fluids

really the most patrician comedy ever made

It really is. You can instantly spot a pleb if they don't like this film

>/fit/ in a nutshell

based kubrick

I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

You're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.

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superior nuke kino walking through dont mind me

flight plan?

''You can't fight in here it's a war room!''

>letting your enemies see the big board

nah, its a good film but compare how old fashioned and ''safe'' failsafe is compared to dr.strangelove and anyone can see why kubrick is considered one of the greatest.

''shieeettttt a feller can have a pretty good time with all that''

>You can't war in here! This is a fight room!

MAJOR KONG!

KONG DID NOTHING WRONG

Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb...

>If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!

>when you let them see the big board

Nah, that's Rob Gronkowski

Holy shit get me dr.strangegronk

>nooclear combat
>toe to toe with the rooskies

I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed

One of the greatest films ever

>But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

the "four days concentrated ee-mergency rations... " was eight packs of lucky strikes.

"... he went... a little... funny in the head, Dmitri... you know, a little.. funny.. in the head."

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Did somebody say flight plan?

fuck you and everyone who looks like you

one of the rare times i can actually use the webms i made

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>Probably because he was under the impression all the footage actually used of him was just gonna be tossed

What? Why? That's a really stupid notion to have given the amount of screentime spent on him. Was he a fucking idiot?

the generally accepted story is that kubrick "wasted" a bunch of takes telling scott to be more and more animated

scott didnt think those would ever make the final cut

wew

who /crm 114/ here?

Kek

what the FUCK was his problem?

>Peace is our Profession

Honestly the best line in the whole kino

>Shoot, a guy could have a pretty good time in Dallas with all that stuff!

I don't get it

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Fun fact: James Earl Jones' got his first big part in Dr. Strangelove.

That was the original line. After the JFK assassination Slim Pickens had to dub it over with Vegas instead of Dallas.

i saw blazing saddles for the first time not too long ago and was like oh shit slim pickens

instantly recognizable voice

was the original line, but after the Kennedy assassination it was changed to Vegas

if you read Maj. Kong's lips in that scene, you can tell he was saying "Dallas"

why would dallas be the first choice? because major kong is from the south?

vegas seems to make more sense on the surface

>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

>protagonists are all white
DROPPED

I guess that line would've implied he's from Texas. But Vegas does make more sense.

Friendly reminder that Jack D. Ripper did nothing wrong

Now ... Fivvve.

>General Turgidson, when you instituted the human reliability tests, you assured me there was no possibility of such a thing ever occurring.


>I don't think it's fair to condemn the whole program because of a single slip up sir.

>............oh hell

>Had sex one time, felt empty afterwards
>Blames it on Russians infiltrating and poisoning our water supplies

>You take your average ruskie we know how much guts hes got. Hell just look at all those nazis killed off and they still wouldn't quit.

Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake.

kek

>one female in the film
>bikini girl that is sleeping her way to the top
>one black guy in the film
>named major kong

Literally /ourguy/

his hope and optimism: gone.

Slim Pickens was Major Kong, not the black guy

fun fact, that girl was also the centerfold in the dirty magazine that kong is looking at on the airplane

her parents walked out of the theater at the premier

ICE CREAM
CHILDREN'S ICE CREAM, MANDRAKE

>the string ... the string in my leg went out

to this day i still dont fucking get it

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Which president/politician was he supposed to be? He seemed like a Democrat.

>Mein Füher, I can flight!

Unchecked trips

cannot allow a mineshaft gap

I know, TL:DR, but here's an interesting old page about WW2 air force escape kits (and James Bond-type secret tools):

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If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!

Where were you when the world was ended by a cuck?

Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

Don't know where.

I didn't realize till I was older how perfectly that exchange sums up the cold war.

Do you ever go through life feeling like Col Mandrake?

Most quotable film ever?

>annihilation of all humanity is imminent
>let's discuss and argue the most inane shit possible

i love the absurdity of this movie

I like how you cucks jump on Reddit and Memey for its juvenile cynicism and bullshit nihilism, but apparently gives this garbage a pass?

You cucks can all fuck off back to reddlt

Just looking at these stills kills me because I can hear the lines in my head.

it's not really cynical or nihilistic, it's just a humorous dark comedy

i thought there was no way a black and white film from the 60s could be funny, but holy shit, it holds up so fucking well

Did he activate the bomb?

*teleports behind you*
nothin' personal, kid

Probably my favorite joke in the film. Though I'd have to go back and watch it again to be sure.