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morning lids

absolute fucking state of mainstream news

someone come stroke my willy

Listen close, and don't be stoned
I'll be here in the morning
Cause I'm just floating
Your cigarette still burns
Your messed-up world will thrill me
Alison, I'm lost
Alison, I said we're sinking
There's nothing here but that's okay
Outside your room, your only sister's spinning
But she lies, tells me she's just fine
I guess she's out there somewhere
And the sailors they strike poses
TV covered walls, and so slowly
With your talking and your pills
Your messed-up life still thrills me
Alison, I'm lost
Alison, I'll drink your wine
I wear your clothes, when we're both high
Alison, I said we're sinking
But you laugh and tells me it's just fine
I guess she's out there somewhere

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>it's real
wtf

Need a gyal to sug me knob

honestly wonder what these types think we get up to on here

summer is thunderstorm season

Yeah, no.

What about the future governments who rule the country under sharia law? What if you've said some things that they disagree with (fuck muslims), and they want to punish (behead) you for doing so using the data that previous governments have stored?

*Jets into Stockholm*

Willy poo president shartbogtoilet

you'd have bigger problems than that then

whats wrong with you Pirates

like what?

>sharia law boogeyman
shan't

im half irish :)

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ah yes, morning.

like evacuating you and your closest to the free world

salaam alaikum rasheed, nice of you to join us.

he definitely nonced her

>As of March 2004 the British Government recognises only British Sign Language and Irish Sign Language as the official sign languages used in Northern Ireland.

Nah, Drake is one of the good guys

she's used to it by now

If you pay for this shit, please stop

won't be told what to do by an expat nonce

hahaha have to work to 7 tonight and tomorrow for mr toilstein what am i like

why do you even post here

Sad!

shut the fuck up you silly nonce cunt
you've deserted the country don't ever tell me what to do

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thailad is a white nationalist living in south east asia

*pays for this shit*

haitiANO literally eats shit

*scavenges for white DNA*

>Hates nonces
>Funds the BBC
lmao

you're a rorke living on a desert island with a climate for niggers

Thailad isn't a white nationalist, he just panders to them for brownie points

he is using the n-word again, someone stop him

Brits, Irish, Canadians, Americans, Australians and kiwis should be the only ones allowed to post in /brit/.

just caught the aussie girl in the hostel room checking out my arse

>Brits, Irish, Canadians

laughable that you think yanks fall into this category you fucking shitskin mutt

You aren't any of those.

thanks god i am not irish

what about are overseas territories

anyone can post in /brit/, that's what makes it good

The Irish and Mexicans are true brothers

the leftypol gf

anyone can be british, that's what makes it good

aren't they brits?

whiter than you, muhammad

81898154
beasides of ""helping"" us to fight the americans, why are we brothers?

lol leftypol is cringy af

Catholic nations that fought against their oppression

good cuisine

>Dominant Mutt
literally couldn't make it up

We are not fuck you greasy spic.

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>hating the BBC
quintessentially rorke

just came across the slag with huge chebs
got a few mutuals so hopefully she'll follow back

I get anxious when I hear birds tweeting. Either I stayed up too late or it's early and I have to get up.

*american
*shit

went for a walk tonight. very pleasant brisk conditions, 'cept when it was windy.

walked past the elementary school I went to. have lived in the same area my whole life and everywhere I am reminded of the past. both good and bad memories, mind you.

nonce

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nobody has been able to tell me why are leafs so dumb

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Some birds tweet in the middle if the night which is the most disorienting of all

>At no time in the history of Pakistan has the church seen the vast numbers coming to Jesus Christ as today. Literally, hundreds are coming to believe in the Lord Jesus Christ daily

ahh yes, all the kids in school at 1 am

fucking spanner

lovely jubblies

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"the southern facile character of the irishman, his crudity, which places him but little above the savage, his contempt for all humane enjoyments, in which his very crudeness makes him incapable of sharing, his filth and poverty, all favour drunkeness. . . . The pressure of this race has done much to depress wages and lower the working-class.
That poverty manifests itself in ireland thus and not otherwise, is owing to the character of the people, and to their historical development."

>why yes, I am indeed a Christian

If you are not in the process of finding God, you need to leave this board.

>The Mexican of all people is calling Ireland a third world shit hole

"Their sensuous, excitable nature prevents reflection and quiet, persevering activity from reaching development -- such a nation is utterly unfit for manufacture as now conducted. . . . Irish distress cannot be removed by any act of repeal. Such an act would, however, at once lay bare the fact that the cause of irish misery, which now seems to come from abroad is really to be found at home"

>the Christian God - Yahweh? Certainly a concept I believe in!

Ireland has a beautiful landscape and a high GDP per capita.

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>i identify as a member off the religous movement originating in the near east known as christianity

unironically think zoella should be locked up for her advent calenders stunt

we need to smash capitalism

81898302
HAHAAHAHHAAH

Would rather visit Ireland than Mexico. Mexico is a shithole.

making money is so easy to me i don't understand how everyone isn't rich

i'm not even doing anything illegal, nor am i from a rich family or benefit from nepotism

Wouldn't mind smashing zoella

she's not even all that

give me money

tell uz ur money making method then

what advent calendar stunt?

obviously, maybe when drugs get legalized (and thus cartels eliminated) ill visit

alri stalin

sick of adverts on youtube videos

thinking of finally installing adblocker

why are leafs so dumb???????
plz tell me

I PROVE IT ALL NIGHT
I PROVE IT ALL NIGHT
I PROVE IT ALL NIGHT BABY FOR YOUR LOVE

she's selling an advent calendar for £50
there's 12 days and all you get is stickers and confetti