ITT: Moves that could never be made today

ITT: Moves that could never be made today

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Revenge of the Nerds

The hero of the movie rapes the bad guy's GF, in a heroic moment

>DUDE MEMES LMAO

I mean she was totally down with it when she discovered it was him. But yeah, definitely not the reaction she'd have in real life.

Blazing Saddles is the only movie that comes to mind in this category. Even then, I think it could be made considering the black dude is the only guy in the movie who isn't retarded.

obligatory.

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American History X

people would agree with Derek

So many good quotes:
>Back off! Or the nigger gets it!
>I heard you niggers sing like birds!
>the sheriff is a nigger!
Ahhh, it was a different time back then

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Heathers

>Murdering class mates
>Fat shaming
>Calling people fags
>Trying to blow the school up
>Making students look like they were in a homosexual relationship

Any movie that came out in or before 2001

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If you move to a sand nigger country they p much release this kind of shit weekly.

Basically, hope that more muslims migrate to the west and you will get this again

Maladolscenza

What the fuck are you talking about? All that shit is perfect for today and it actually is being remade.
>In March 2016, TV Land ordered the series as an anthology dark comedy series set in the present day, with Veronica Sawyer who will be dealing with a very different but equally vicious group of Heathers. The series will be written by Jason Micallef and Tom Rosenberg, and Gary Lucchesi will executive produce for Lakeshore Entertainment.[26] In January 2017 the Heathers Anthology was ordered to Series at TV Land.[27] Original star Shannen Doherty guest stars in the pilot. [28]

>shit
>implying it isn't one of the purest form of kino

>Even then, I think it could be made considering the black dude is the only guy in the movie who isn't retarded.

No shit you dumb fuck. Just because the word "nigger" is used doesn't make it some kind of evil nazi movie

It wouldn't get away with it today because people would take the jokes as literal, rather than as a satire on the retards who hold the beliefs

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The both of you are proving the point of the thread and how the movie is relevant to the topic
That's exactly my point

>>Back off! Or the nigger gets it!
Do what he say!

I think this might be overwhelmingly correct.
Although I've never seen it.

AHHHWWWWWW LLAAWWWWWDDDYYYYY I THINKS HE MEANS IT

>plant cameras all over the sorority house
>distribute nudes to the college at the fair
>ends in a heroic rape
Revenge of the Nerds might be the most misogynistic movie ever made.

Well it's a shit movie, but the brunette has a really nice body

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Cannibal Holocaust, the animal cruelty uproar it would cause would be even bigger than on release

I remember watching this as a kid and thought she shit her pants at that reveal

The Professional

How the fuck did people allow this to get made?

Its literally cp

>PETA getting mad at other for doing what they do on a much smaller scale

>TV Land
>original series
I thought they were oldies.

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it's just nude underage user. there's no sex or lascivious display of the genitals.

Parental consent. Plus Europe.

>there's no sex or lascivious display of the genitals

Have you not seen it

>Hollywood is full of degenerates trying to poison our culture with trannies and other jewish trickery

>Lol they could never make Ace Ventura today because it has a tranny

Behold, Sup Forums's cognitive dissonance

I have seen it. all the sex is simulated and again, it's not lascivious. It's erotic, which would make it pretty much impossible to do today. But it's not pornographic.

>Ignore the part where all the men spit because they've made out with him

It could never be made today because it's transphobic, not because it has a tranny.

i think you maybe mixed up
the left literally calls classic movies problematic
they want to ban classic works of fiction like tom sawyer and dog pile creators who dont step in line with their ideology
attack their own too if they dont check their privilege

Hey at least he tried, look he even used cognitive dissonance so be must be a clever old chap

it's because the tranny is the punchline

lol because making fun of self-imposed freak shows is an american tradition, spanning from the chicken head biting geeks of the 1800s to the BME obsessed punktards of the 1980s.

people who deviate from the social order to the point of threatening its very existence are mocked rather than ostracized and assaulted in our society, though i fear if this trend of pushing unsustainable lifestyles on children continues, that peaceful mockery wont last much longer.

Depends on how big his vaginal sensor is.

After reading the wiki page page, I'm surprised it was made at all.

Trips of truth

what I want to know is, why was Fabrizio such an asshole.

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MASH. Spearchucksd Jones is the least offensive thing in it. Hot Lips in the shower? Hawkeye cant get through surgery without committing a couple of sexual assaults.

Lawrence of Arabia

Wait I don't get it

I've never seen this spider-man

Summer get out

Uncle Ben goes on like a five minute long rant about "filthy kike bankers" trying to turn white christians into "cocksucking faggots"

I'm amazed Raimi managed to get away with it even back then.

MY NAME IS MRS NESBITT

On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Also, literally every pre-craig bond movie.

Was this guy in any other big movies?
Dude was absolutely hysterical

Not only remade, but there's a musical of it now, too.

Apparently he was called in as a last minute replacement because Richard Pryor went on a crack binge.

Was the villain meant to be an actual tranny or just pretending to be a woman?
>same thing
ok, aside from that obvious joke

>With great power comes a great responsiblity to preserve the white race!

Usually I don't mind when comic book movies take liberties with the source material, but that change was a little confusing.

Dredd 2

>joke

>character goes completely insane
>pretends to be a woman
It's perpetuating the idea that all trannies are mentally ill. Whether or not the villain was "legitimately transsexual" or not doesn't come up because nobody cared about the distinction.

The Room. I've been watching bad movies over 30yrs and I can't think of another movie like it.

It's like there was a real alien on Earth and it was forced to make a mediocre drama.

you know I never connected that them pretending to be a woman was related to them being mentally ill, I assumed that was just part of their scheme.

there must be a lot of films like the room that are being made by amateur directors

oh damn, I've never realize about it

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Then I've yet to see it. It's just not bad, it's PASSIONATELY bad. My only theory is Tommy had a woman really fuck him over and used the movie as some sort of therapy to get through it.

trans shaming cis scum

should've been left to rot with the rest of Sid's toys

this one would cause a boycott today

how dare gay people boycott something that called them a faggot

he's just insulting someone, it's not an indictment of homosexuals

t. someone who isn't as clever as they thinks they are

An SJW movie in disguise

Africa Addio, Mondo Cane, etc. Any of the Italian globetrotting shockumentaries from the 60s. Mostly because that world doesn't exist anymore, partly because it was all kinda racist.

Since this movie came out 10+ years ago, "fag" and "retarded" have gone from slightly offensive words on par with "bitch" to full blown meltdown offensive words like "nigger".

gosh I miss when we use to call people faggots in movies. youtube.com/watch?v=nziMFPHThj0

Crack wasn't around until the 1980s.

Coke yes, crack no.

This, I watched Mal D'africa (The Final Prey) like 2 days ago and as racist as the movie sounds it sadly 100% right most of the times.

Porn. It could never be made today.

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Sounds like something that Slim Pickens would say in Blazing Saddles in a sentiment meant to be mocked.

it has one of the GOATest tracks I've ever heard in my life

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I haven't seen the movie (nor I plan to) and found the song on related videos

Literally any of these movies can be made today now that we can CGI dead actors.

it is, you're literally saying you're gay and that's a bad thing to be.

Seasons 1-15 of The Simpsons, would be impossible to do in today's SJW world. Or the first few seasons of South Park.

Both shows have been ruined because of it. Especially South Park.

Is that the one with the combat footage of that band of crazy Rhodesians, Boers, CIA guys, and ex SS mercs?

Yep. It's like /k/ and Sup Forums fucked and made a film.

Those were different times man

Every Quentin Tarantino movie has like 100 or more uses of the word nigger though. Have you watched Hateful Eight?

>Have you watched Hateful Eight
No, not yet

Too many transphobic jokes

Well they say nigger a lot in it. They did in Django Unchained too and to a lesser extent in Tarantino's other movies. I just looked it up, it's said 110 times in Django and a little over 60 times in Hateful Eight.

Nerds, generally, arn't nice or good people.

They only get the sympathy nod because they're at a physical disadvantage.

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

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>GOAT
>stands for greatest of all time
>GOATest
>you're a dumbass cunt

This. Jesus that movie would trigger the fuck out of audiences now.

Also pic related - We get "date rape", "CP (maybe)", Patriarchal traditional gender roles and dating conformity, and of course;

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